"Wahaha, how do you like my hotdog stand?" Wario laughed as he had a shoddy looking stand for hotdogs in the vast canyons of the Sunset Wild racecourse.
Waluigi, who had his more impressive looking taco stand across from his brother, simply munched on a taco as he rolled his eyes. "First it was burgers, now it's hotdogs...?" He sighed as he adjusted his purple cap. "Man, what is with you?"
Wario sniffled as he felt insulted, stuffing some hotdogs into his mouth as he felt meek. "I just want to catch on like you!"
Waluigi slapped Wario across the face as he disicplined him. "You don't need to, fatso! You have an entire IP dedicated to you! I'm only just a fan favorite!"
Wario stuffed a garlic clove into his mouth as he sniffed up his sobs. "Y-yeah, but you have a legendary fanfic-"
"The one that we're in right now, yes. What's your point?" Waluigi growled as he folded his lanky arms.
Wario decided to just stay content to eating the hotdogs he was going to sell as Waluigi went back to his taco stand, wondering where he went wrong.
"Hey, long legs!" King K. Rool exclaimed as he spotted Waluigi selling tacos at the volcanic Lethal Lava Land while he was riding in a burning pirate ship made of wood. "You have any tacos that can help stop the flames on my ship?"
"Why the hell would you even steer your ship made of wood in a place surrounded by fire and lava?" Waluigi pointed out as he had his taco stand on the black girder platform where a certain annoying eye based enemey used to be, making spicy based tacos due to the hot ingredients he had.
"Because I can manage to handle getting blasted out of my private jet that somehow contained my boxing ring and manage to crawl out of a giant eggshell. The flames are nothing to me or my golden belly!"
"Whatever you say, croc boy..." Waluigi snarked as he watched K. Rool continue to sail in the molten magma as the ship burned up further from the flames, until it was reduced to a single plank.
Waluigi simply ate the spicy tacos he had, spewing flames from his mouth while K. Rool laughed, being able to float in the magma due to his golden stomach armor protecting him.