Waluigi was getting pretty annoyed at Toadette farting a smelly storm of raunchy gas blasts, with the gassy mushroom girl scaring away the potential customers at the Airship Fortress. Normally Waluigi wouldn't be affected by farting girls given what he had to deal with on a regular basis, but Toadette's fart filled madness on this particular night was getting to the tall purple lanky man of taco making, and he wasn't having it anymore.
"Kid, can't you just contain yourself?" Waluigi complained as he was trying to make his tacos, with Toadette stinking up the area.
"Peeyew... I'm sorry Wally, but golly I sure am stinky!" Toadette exclaimed as she was fanning her bassy farting away from her, blushing in embarrassment.
"If you smell so bad, why don't you go take a shower?" Waluigi suggested as he smirked, chucking a stale taco behind in the trash. "Or just go into the garbage can, I'm sure you would fit in perfectly!"
"That's not one of the ways to treat your girlfriend!" King K. Rool taunted as he and Ridley were riding in a pimped up pirate ship, with the two reptiles laughing.
"Fuck off, you reptilian assholes," Waluigi grumbled as he munched on a taco he placed garlic on, causing a wormhole to pop up nearby.
"Aw, is the purple freak jealous that we know he has a fart fetish?" Ridley chuckled as he and K. Rool began laughing their heads off.
"Hey, having a kink is perfectly healthy!" Toadette shouted at them above her farts as she felt more embarrassed. "Ooh... I'm gonna need more than just new underwear... I'm gonna need a boatload of diapers!"
K. Rool and Ridley both laughed continuously as they drove towards the giant airship, with Waluigi fuming with rage while Toadette shitting herself was the unfortunate continuation of her gassy emissions.