Waluigi was handling his taco stand as usual in the sunny Seaside Hill as he was watching King K. Rool fight Godzilla, wondering why the giant green reptiles were tussling in the first place.

"What is up with you two, anyway?" Waluigi pointed out, noticing that Godzilla was scaled down much smaller than usual, as if he was just a guy in a costume.

"We want to see who's the better croc... and Godzilla insisted to not destroy a city to prove it." King K. Rool explained as he pulled out a piece of paper. "Y'know, he wants to avoid bad press. Property damage adds up!"

"...why would he be concerned about that? He's a monster." Waluigi said as he ate his beefy taco.

King K. Rool gasped as Godzilla squinted his eyes, blasting Waluigi with his radioactive breath, which in turn destroyed the taco stand as it was now in flames, with a severely burnt Waluigi being whacked in the face by Godzilla's tail for extra messure.

"We have feelings too, you tall lanky fuck." Godzilla huffed as he shook his head in disapproval, going back to having a friendly fight with King K. Rool.

Waluigi was barely able to move his broken body as he felt all of his bones fractured, with Freddy Fazbear laughing as he slowly popped up behind a rock, inching his way to Waluigi.

"Looks like you had a rough night, buddy..." Freddy said in a calm manner as he chuckled, dragging the wounded Waluigi away as they headed to the beach, where Freddy would do certain things to Waluigi, like... stuffing him into a spare Fazbear suit.

Dry Bowser and Foxy the Pirate fox watched this from beach chairs nearby as they glanced at each other.

"Do you animatronics always do that?" Dry Bowser asked while sipping some of his lemonade.

"Most of us, yeah. I just want to let you know to be careful, and when the pizza's ready." Foxy remarked as he slipped a slice of pizza into his metal maw even though he didn't need to eat, being a robot and all.

A bunch of Waluigi clones then emerged from the flames of the taco stand as they tried to fix it up, with two Waluigi copies breaking apart from the group. The darker colored Waluigi lookalike dashed straight for Freddy and got into a fight with him over the real Waluigi being stuffed using a moving Nintendo 64 logo as a weapon, while the lighter toned Waluigi echo smashed his way into King K. Rool and Godzilla's battle, being dealt with swiftly as the two reptile kings didn't want any interference.


Waluigi was getting sick of having his taco stand destroyed, with the tall lanky man in purple having a beef with Godzilla as the King of the Monsters destroyed his stand of tacos on a regular basis, whether it be by accident or intentional. Waluigi had his taco stand remaining in the wrecked remains of what used to be the Mushroom City, with Godzilla having destroyed most of it after fighting a bunch of certain monarchs of the common species populating the very world for which Waluigi was a part of. And of course, there was a bunch of N64 logos waltzing around because they could do what they wanted to.

"All right, I'm sick of this." Waluigi grumbled as he grabbed some sushi and stuffed it into a taco that he then placed some garlic on, a portal opening up as Waluigi quickly dashed in, then went back out, with his lanky body shaking violently as he got bigger, to the point where he eclisped the skyscrapers surrounding him as he laughed. "Wahaha... I'm gonna show that Gojira freak a thing or two on how to be big!"

Godzilla was just doing his thing, being the God of the Zilla and what have you... and then he felt his tail grabbed, by Waluigi. Godzilla roared as he fired off his radioactive breath, but it was clear that it didn't do anything as Waluigi swung him around into a giant Nintendo 64 logo that was simply standing by with nothing on its mind. The N64 logo was broken apart into pieces as Godzilla groaned, with Waluigi slamming some stale tacos onto Godzilla's mouth as he was greeted with a radioactive blast, Godzilla being able to reject the tacos.

Petey Piranha flew overhead as he looked down to see Waluigi and Godzilla barely hitting each other with their hands. Petey shook his bulbous head as he kept on flying by flapping his big green leaves, with Waluigi being dunked into the mushroom shaped buildings by Godzilla.