Waluigi was trying to make his beloved tacos in Seaside Hill as he saw Bowser laughing, the reptile holding the infamous super crown that has been going around the world in these new strange times of the future. Being a fellow meme himself, Waluigi ate a fish flavored taco as he folded his lanky arms together.

"So, what are you going to do with that crown?" Waluigi asked.

Bowser scoffed. "What do you think, string bean? I'm going to turn myself into the princess!"

"...But you're already higher royalty than her-"

"I WANT TO BE A PRETTY GIRL OKAY!?"

Waluigi raised his hands in defense as Bowser placed the super crown onto his head, transforming the turtle dragon ox dinosaur kaiju into what looked like Peach but with the Koopa King's features on, laughing as she was now a her as opposed to what Bowser used to be.

"Aw yeah! This is happening!" Bowsette bellowed while breathing fire from her mouth, approaching Waluigi as she placed her hands on the taco cart. "Now then, let me have those tacos so I can fire them out of me without it being awkward!"

"...Can I try out that crown?" Waluigi insisted while raising his right index finger.

"Pfft, no way loser." Bowsette remarked while rolling her eyes.

"No, I mean... do you have a spare?"

"...Oh, yeah sure. Knock yourself out." Bowsette huffed as she pulled out a super crown from her green spiky shell, handing it over to Waluigi.

Waluigi placed the meme infused crown of magical girl transformation onto his head, with it resting on his purple cap. He began to glow light... and then nothing happened, with Bowsette laughing as Waluigi blushed. And the reason it didn't happen?

Because Waluigi is already a perfect princess.


"So, how did business go with all these monster girls popping up?" Dry Bowser asked Waluigi while the two were at the purple man's taco stand atop the fiery side of the Hailfire Peaks, with Waluigi having fans installed to get some much needed cool air to fan him and the burning tacos off.

"Well, they were as hot as this place, I can tell ya that much!" Waluigi laughed as he then glanced to his right to see his pile of stale tacos catch on fire, screaming as he tried to get it off by slamming one of his purple tennis rackets on it, with the racket catching on fire as well. "Agh! Why didn't I bring a fire hydrant with me?"

Dry Bowser tried his best not to laugh as Waluigi himself caught on fire, causing his entire taco stand to be engulfed in flames as the tall lanky man ran to the nearby pool of water... only to bounce about in hotter pain than he was due to it boiling from the yellow cheese like lava surrounding it.