Waluigi finished crafting all the different flavored tacos as he shook his head while looking at how beautiful Seaside Hill looked at night, noticing Godzilla and the Rhedosaurus fighting each other in the ocean. "I can't believe we actually made it to 574 chapters after 7 grand years."
"Yeah and it was thanks to us!" Princess Daisy exclaimed energetically; she was farting constantly while eating the tacos she had in her hands.
"Ehh, not really no. You're barely in this, butthead." Waluigi remarked while glancing down to see Toadette snoozing, poking her. "Hey, get up!"
Toadette yawned as she rubbed her eyes, getting the sleepy tears out of her system as she looked up. "Huh? Sorry, I must have dozed off!"
"At least you're not drunk like this clown," Dry Bowser muttered as he was awkwardly riding on top of Petey Piranha, who was flapping his leaves in an excited manner like the loveable idiot that he was.
"Hey Wallace, how do you feel about doing this for 7 years?" Petey chuckled while moving his green lips on his red bulbous head, his yellow pedals shining more than usual.
"Pretty good, I'm not complaining." Waluigi said while resting his head on his left fist, watching the stars shine brightly over the seaside hill zone. "I never would have imagined that I would find myself here, to be frank."
"Well don't feel too bad, at least people enjoy you for who you are!" Toadette chimed in, moving her arms in excitement. "And your tacos are super yummy!"
"That does make me feel good. I should look at a different perspective about this," Waluigi commented while twirling his mustache. "It must pay to have all these people coming from all across the world to eat these things."
"Oh yeah, it might not be lasagna but it's pretty good I might say," Garfield said as he was having a cheesy taco from the wooden log on the sandy shore.
"It makes me want to build brown bricks in Minecrap with my Gogo Gadget hands!" Inspector Gadget added for he was playing around his tacos with his go-go gadgets.
Waluigi laughed while he adjusted his purple cap. "You guys are making me blush! You can just call them great and get on with-"
"Oh but they are great!" Space Ghost interrupted after burping from eating a beefy taco. "These things helped me get through a tough time!"
Pikachu nodded in agreement since he was enjoying his bacon topped taco with ketchup. "Pika-yeah, I could eat these the entire night! Especially when you put ketchup on it!"
Waluigi placed some spices on some of the more stale looking tacos. "All right let's not get too carried away now. Just because I'm happy that you're enjoying them it doesn't mean that you have to take it too far-"
"It's kind of too late for that." Silver the Hedgehog pointed out; he was in his Pizza Hut gear delivering pizza to the customers who wanted a bit more cheese alongside their tacos.
"Do you know the way?" Uganda Knuckles asked because suddenly a bunch more of him popped up, with all of them clicking their tongues as they surrounded the stand.
Waluigi shook his head in disbelief as he folded his lanky arms together, rolling his eyes. "Maybe I shouldn't bring up things that don't need to be brought into account in the 1st place."
And as such was the case for Waluigi and his taco stand.
"This is fantastic!" Waluigi exclaimed for you see he was wearing his tennis clothes while making tacos on the side of his tennis court, watching his close friends playing a round of tennis. "You guys are all here to have a match together! It warms my wanderful heart!"
"Does it make you want to fart?" A fire Piranha Plant teased when he got smacked high into the sky from a powerful tennis racket whack to the base.
Daisy was farting as all would expect for she was slamming the tennis balls with her balanced stats. "Whew! I don't know what's stinkier, my farts or my sweat!"
"I rather not discuss either." Dry Bowser retorted because he didn't feel damage from his racket breaking, reaching out into his charcoal shell to get a new 1.
Toadette was donning her new tennis outfit for she clapped her hands. "Oh how I enjoy having new clothes to wear!"
Petey laughed since he was relaxing on the tennis court, waiting for another fuzzy green ball to pop up as he waited for Waluigi to chuck a taco at him. The lanky purple man sighed as he proceeded to chuck tacos at the gang with his trusted racket of tennis action, with everyone appreciating it except for the skeletal reptile.
Waluigi was enjoying the sights of the Shroom Ridge since he enjoyed taking a victory tour of it after managing to get rid of all the annoying vehicles that were popping in and out; he had his taco cart parked just near the tunnel and the newly installed glider section when he spotted the gassy Toad Brigade tooting their way by. "Oh great; just what I wanted to see."
"Hey!" Shouted Captain Toad farting his way to the tall lanky purple man while pooting pants pooping scents in his methane messed clothing. "What's it to you?"
"Oh you know just realizing how pointless it is to be embarrassed in a state like you."
The Toad Brigade Craptain didn't have anything clever to respond in words with so the Braptain turned around and left Waluigi with a beefy array of braps since he figured it wouldn't be worth his time to try any of the stale tacos that weren't even in the cart due to the purple guy having already used them as ammo earlier. Of course it didn't help that there was another stinker in the nefarious Wapeach farting her way towards him while swinging her tennis racket and turning it into an axe with her laughing for she briefly got X marked on her eyes due to bumping into the tall lanky guy.
"I finally found you big bro!" Wapeach exclaimed with her shaking her head and climbing onto the taller being, demanding that he would listen to her. "Now let's go and cause chaos post haste!"
"Wah... I don't think so." Waluigi interjected for he started spanking Wapeach instead with it only making her pout and toot even though Waluigi knew this would happen. "The flavor of the month shit I have to deal with on a yearly basis...!"
Waluigi looked at a taco as he looked out to Seaside Hill. "This is so ridiculous. All this attention... for me. Over a long extinct meme."
After all these years... it was time for the story to come to a close. After all it was clear to anyone who saw it; Waluigi's Taco Stand had served its purpose and the tall lanky purple man managed to accomplish something that was absolutely amazing in that time frame: he outlived all the infamous things that lacked his presence in a proper manner.
"You know... I think I don't want to do this anymore." Waluigi said to himself for he ate up the taco, looking at the pile of tacos that were right next to him. "I think I'm gonna call it a day and go home. There's more to life than this."
And thus, so was it that it was the end... of Waluigi's taco stand. At least in this yesteryear...
...because 1 year later into the future that was 2023 there was something strange happening with the pendulum swinging around from side to side and it was about time for a tennis playing purple clothed man to be making a comeback in a way that he didn't want.
"Wah? Who da hell is the dipshit talking?" Waluigi complained while he was fixing up his taco cart. "This better be good because I can't be cracking my neck like this all the time-"
Suddenly a portal opened and out stepped a futuristic Waluigi who looked completely exhausted with everything in life. "There you are, you have to bring this stingy old stand back to life; the fate of the universe depends on it!"