New Kids on the Blecch II Party Posse reforms, Baron Howard Doff VIII and the Mayor of Albuquerque once again try to sell the Isotopes. Oh and N-sync cameo and Martin becomes the fifth member of Party Posse.
Plot
There's titles with Lt Smash sailing a ship in the sky.
"I love America!" He yelled.
...
Lisa's room. Lisa is writing in her diary.
Dear Diary
I discovered vegan bacon! At last! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Ahem excuse me... In other news, Dad is still drinking and Oscar has taken to playing Mika songs at inappropriate times. Ie when I am studying...
Mika's Lollipop plays from the landing. Lisa sighed. Oscar and Hugo were dancing to it while Hugo was wearing leather with spikes and a leather cap and Oscar was wearing a pink feather boa and a purple wig.
Homer screamed in horror. "Stop that! No more Mika!" He was enraged because of his homophobia.
Hugo frowned at Dad and scampered up the attic ladder.
Lisa frowned. She wanted some peace and quiet but not via Dad being homophobic over Hugo's camp moments.
In other news. My life sucks, but then everyone tells me I'm a misery guts just because I am taking this threat of global warming seriously...
Lisa slapped her diary shut. She was still eternally eight years old, she still liked Malibu Stacy and syrupy, sweet cutesy cartoons like The Happy Little Elves. She grinned looking up at her picture of Yendor riding the Curious Bear Cub.
She glanced out the window at the sunny world she insisted was doomed as it was just before lunch. Birds tweeted and the bright sun beats down upon the suburb of Evergreen Terrace.
Suddenly bees buzzed and assaulted the birds. The birds chirped alarmed as the honey gathering insects uh... "Molested" them. Lisa winced freaked out.
"Oz stop causing the bees to do whatever that is they're doing!" Lisa yelled pointing at the bees attempting to sodomise the birds...
Oscar grinned. He snapped his fingers and the bees returned to their normal behavior.
Lisa frowned at him. "Now get out of my room.."
Oscar left, Lisa sighed and got out her history text book. She had homework to finish. Which she would have, had her family not constantly distracted her.
Suddenly Lisa heard raised voices from downstairs. She sighed, Mom and Dad were arguing again.
The argument seemed to flit between beer stains on the couch and Dad not feeding the dog.
"And I say a monkey can mow the lawn!" Dad yelled.
Mom grumbled frustrated with Dad's ridiculous retorts.
Lisa sighed, Dad was always making stupid arguments. She cupped her hand over her right ear, A TV was loudly playing in Maggie and Eric's room.
Maggie was watching Alien, the horror film for some reason... The eyeless Alien hissed and its pharyngeal jaw sprung out.
Maggie watched fascinated while sucking her red pacifier rapidly.
Eric winced. He babbled in gibberish. His subtitles read: "Should you be watching that?"
...
"Whatever film that is playing in Maggie and Eric's room, that is not suitable for them..." Lisa sighed.
Another loud sound drowned out all of that noise. Bart's band was playing loud music from the basement.
Lisa seethed.
We cut to the basement. In the middle of the dank, dark room Bart, Nelson, Milhouse and Ralph were playing. Bart was the lead singer, Nelson was the lead guitarist, Milhouse was the bass player and back up vocals and Ralph was on Bart's drums a psychiatrist out of the hundreds they took Bart too suggested after one of his bout of destructive pranks.
"Yvan eht niiiiiiioooooj! Yvan eht niiiiiiiiiooooooj!" Bart sang.
Lisa slammed the basement door open. "Do you mind?!" She yelled.
"Hi Lis!" Bart grinned.
"Hey Liiiiiiis..." Milhouse, Ralph and Nelson gave her the bedroom eyes or the lovestruck look with pink cartoon hearts for eyes...
Lisa rolled her eyes repulsed by her ex boyfriends and Milhouse still being obsessed with her.
In fact Milhouse only agreed to rejoin the band and play at Bart's house so he could see his dearly beloved Lisa. Sweet, beautiful Lisa... Milhouse sighed in internal monologue.
"Hey we wrote this new song!" said Bart. He picked up his red guitar.
"I don't want to hear it! In fact no more of that repulsive, inconsiderate loud racket! I am trying to study!" Lisa yelled.
"And Party Posse is trying to rehearse... We have a concert coming up..." said Bart frowning.
"Why did you get back together again?" Lisa sighed.
"Because that's what boy bands do. We split up, reunite... have solo careers..." said Bart tuning his red guitar.
"Whatever. I'm going to the book store, there's a new Angelica Button Book out I want..." Lisa sighed.
"Eh... Once a nerd, always a nerd..." said Bart.
Lisa seethed and left.
"Love you Sweetie!" Milhouse declared his undying love for Lisa.
Bart glared at Milhouse.
Lisa left the basement. Maggie was crawling about holding a hammer.
"Please Maggie... Give Daddy the hammer..." Homer pleaded.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
"I'm going to the book store..."
"Don't get lost like that day you tried to go to the museum on the bus..." said Marge.
"I won't..." said Lisa.
...
The book store. Lisa arrives. She is pleased to see there are plenty of copies of the new Angelica Button book available. They were nicely displayed in the window too.
Oh and she didn't burn her books in the end because that's just stupid. Oscar had a fire in the yard anyway simply because he is a pyromaniac and loves fire.
"Burn! Burn! Buuuuuuurn!" Lisa could still hear his obsessed snarls as he watched his bonfire burn all night.
A fanfiction writer insisted the book store was now run by a Mr Rogers. Oh snap!
"What d'ya mean I can't take off my sweater...? I'm hot!" Mr Rogers yelled.
Lisa winced startled by him yelling.
"Hello Lisa, It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood." said Mr Rogers.
"Uh yes Mr Rogers..." Lisa said to the elderly man wearing a red sweater.
"I am the supreme ruler of the neighbourhood of make believe! All shall kneel before my-" Stewie Griffin as King Friday yelled.
Martin hushed him as he read a book.
Lisa winced baffled.
She put the Angelica Button book on the till.
"Oh... Yes many people have come in today to pick up that book," he told her noticing that she had the book in her hand.
"Yeah I had it on my wish list for awhile now," she told him as she flipped through it reading the front and back cover over and over. "How much is it?" she asked looking up from her reverie.
"It is 14.99 miss," He declared looking at her with soft, wrinkled eyes. The old TV show host sounded raspy with old age. Lisa's eye dropped from the book on to the floor, she didn't have enough money.
"Oh," she murmured softly putting the book back she then began her way to the exit.
"I'll buy it for her," someone said from behind her she looked up to see a young man standing behind her.
"No you don't have to I don't-"but the young man cut her off, he then handed the book to the older man and paid.
"Here you go," the boy gave Lisa the book and preceded to the back of the store Lisa followed him.
The boy was another "Handsome boy Matt decides is Lisa's love interest just to throw her a bone despite in real life insufferable geeks end up rightfully lonely." Yeah she get's another boyfriend who is not repulsed by her being a nerd...
"Oh me Jesus! May the feckin' cat eat you, and the devil eat the cat!" Colin from the movie yelled annoyed he was being ignored. Colin X Lisa is canon!
Lisa rolled her eyes.
Nick from The Daughter Also Rises rasped in Aramaic in a distorted tone with a half rotten, maggot eaten face.
Colin waved a chocolate bar at him. Nick screamed and dissolved into sand and a gust of wind blew him away.
Lisa winced.
...
Lisa giggles as she hangs out with the new character.
The boy smiles at her. Also he was impossibly handsome.
"Also I'm vegetarian and an overachiever." said the boy.
Lisa fainted in love.
"Okay that's dumb and if Matt wanted to actually ship her with a nerd he would have shipped her with Martin already..." said Oscar appearing in a puff of smoke.
"Martin picks his nose..." Lisa groaned.
Martin Prince was digging in his nostril with his index finger...
"Eeeeew..." Oscar groaned.
"You pick your nose..." Lisa sighed.
"Yeah but i don't find it eeew when I pick my nose..." said Oscar picking his nose.
"Also Martin is gay now..." said Lisa.
"He's gay..." Oscar frowns in disbelief.
"Yes... He's dating Mickey Mouse..." said Lisa.
Mickey Mouse was romantically holding Martin's hands.
"Enough of the cracks about my voice actor!" Martin yelled.
Lisa winced because of his shrill yelling.
"Also he ate gruel once..." said Lisa.
"Mmmmm... Krusty imitation gruel..." said Martin.
Oscar winced.
"He got an A- in sharing..." said Lisa.
"I offered to ration out my candy but some ruffians manhandled me which resulted in the soiling of my clothes with mud..." said Martin.
"Oh cripes he's a walking thesaurus..." Oscar groaned.
"Yep..." said Lisa.
She turned her attention back to um the new kid.
"Are you new here?" She asked.
"Kinda." said the new kid.
Elsewhere because there has to be silliness... Bill the Waffleman was hurling steaming hot syrupy waffles at everyone in the town square.
"Ow! Glavin!" Professor Frink groaned.
"Ow my eye!" Lenny got a steaming hot waffle tossed at him.
Lisa winced.
...
Simpsons house. Lisa and Oscar arrived to the smell of a meatloaf cooking in the oven.
"Mmmmm... meatloaf..." Oscar drooled.
Lisa was repulsed aa she is vegetarian now...
In the kitchen, Homer watches the meatloaf cook.
The oven beeps. It has finished cooking.
"We have meatloaf!" Homer cheered.
Oscar snaps his fingers. Meatloaf the musician appeared in a flash.
Meatloaf starts singing Bat Out Of Hell.
Homer groaned and face palmed.
Oscar laughed.
"Sweetie enough of the shenanigans..." Marge sighed.
They sit down for dinner.
Homer squirts the ketchup on his meatloaf. The bottle is almost empty so it makes a fart sound when squeezed.
Bart laughed.
"Shaddup boy..." Homer seethed.
Oscar chuckled.
Homer frowned at him.
"I met a boy today." said Lisa.
"Ugh... Is this another Nick..." Marge sighed.
"Nick was a very nice guy Mom... Just that he was a one off character, unfortunately.,." said Lisa.
Marge mumbled as she was jealous of Nick.
"Well I'm annoyed that the pigs, the fuzz etc won't let me bring a loaded bazooka into a movie theatre..." said Oscar.
Everyone gawked at him alarmed.
"Anyway moving on... Lis Matt our creator lately has constantly wrote a new boyfriend for you because everyone feels sorry for you..." said Bart.
"Now that's not true!" said Marge. "But Lisa, if this boy is as impressive as Nick it makes me realise I picked the dud for a boyfriend and husband..." Marge sighed.
Homer gasped alarmed.
"But for sone reason I'll always stick with your father..." said Marge.
Homer sighed with relief.
"That means she's only putting up with you until the kids grow up..." said Oscar eating his meatloaf.
Homer growled at Oscar. Oscar flinched.
"Everyone just eat your food..." said Marge.
Plot 2
Meanwhile to annoy that jerk Hank. We have a b story involving baby Bart.
Bart woke up in his crib. It was a hot summer so he slept wearing only a white diaper. He grimaced and squinted as he wriggled about in his crib. His diaper crinkled as he kicked his pudgy legs about. He laid there sucking his pacifier as he wet his diaper.
Bart sucked his shiny blue pacifier as he looked about his crib.
Bart had company. A cartoon teddy bear creature with orange and yellow fur smirked at him. The teddy bear creature had a big round shiny wet rubbery black nose that quivered and twitched when he sniffed.
Bart gulped.
He gawked and stared obsessed with the teddy bear creature's big wet shiny black nose. He babbled and kicked about. He gurgled as he looked up at the cartoon teddy bear creature as he was sniffing and finding his scent.
The teddy bear creature Teddy grinned and began sniffing Bart. He particularly was sniffing his diaper... Bart blushed and sweated. Teddy was still sniffing his diaper with his big, wet shiny black nose.
"Why is that freakish fur brain there..." Bart in the present frowned.
"Because he is... now shut up and stop calling him that..." said Oscar.
Baby Bart winced and blushed as Teddy sniffed his diaper. However Teddy continued sniffing him. His wet nose felt slimy but his hot breath tickled Bart. Bart giggled and playfully kicked. Teddy smirked and continued sniffing his diaper.
Hank swore and stormed off.
"Yeah crawl off to your safe space Karen..." Oscar chuckled.
Bart frowned as Teddy was still sniffing his diaper. He squeezed Teddy's big wet shiny black nose. It honked and squeaked like a squeaky toy. Bart giggled and squeezed his nose again. Teddy grinned and sniffed his diaper again.
While Teddy sniffed Baby Bart He grimaced and fidgeted. He was particularly in discomfort from Teddy's cold wet nose pressing against the front of his diaper. Bart frowned and squeezed Teddy's nose again. He giggled when his nose squeaked.
"Ugh... My hooter is not a toy..." Teddy groaned. Baby Bart babbled. Teddy grinned and sniffed his diaper again. Bart squeezed his nose again. Teddy grinned and shrank him. "Try that now..." Teddy smirked.
Bart cooed baffled. Teddy sniffed him, being giant compared to Bart his exhaling was like a hurricane. His breathing messed up Bart's hair. Bart grunted as he walked into the strong gale of stale breath. He was blown off his feet, however he landed softly on his diaper encased butt. It crinkled softly.
Teddy smirked. He sniffed with his big wet shiny black rubbery nose. Hot stale air blasted in Bart's face. He frowned and planted his hands up Teddy's big wet shiny black nose. There was a wet splat as his hands sank into something slimy.
Bart winced and pulled back his left arm. He felt a strong pull back as the slimy goo kept an adhesive grip on his hand. He was stuck in the gooey green gunk. Bart grunted and tugged frantically.
"Eeeeeugh!" Teddy groaned. He winced disgusted as he watched tiny Baby Bart tug and pull frantically at his gooey snot. Bart grunted digging his feet into the mattress as he tried to pull free of the gooey stretchy slime. But it was futile, he was trapped like a fly on fly paper.
...
"Okay that's just weird..." said Homer.
"'tis not!" Oscar snapped.
Homer sighed.
"Also Bart insists Santa's Little Helper was Lous XIV, the sun king in a previous life..." said Oscar.
Homer winced.
"Which leads to some disturbing notions... Like, Did King Louis lick himself in private places to groom himself when guests were present?" Oscar asked.
"Uh... no..." said Homer.
"Also I had a right laugh annoying Bart by constantly mentioning Ook-Ook..." said Oscar.
Bart seethed. "Oz stop mentioning that chimp!"
"Ook-Ook..." Oscar rasped.
Bart face palmed.
Homer sat down to watch the news, He screamed.
"What now..." Marge sighed.
"That jerk Baron Duff VIII is trying to sell the Isotopes to Albuquerque again!" Homer cried.
"Booooooo!" Bart jeered.
Marge sighed. "What do you care... You always get irate every time they lose a game..."
"Yes hut they're our losers..." Homer whined.
Marge sighed and went off to do some housework.
"Come on boy! We need to stop that jerk!" said Homer.
"Right with you Pie Man..." Bart was dressed as Cupcake Lad.
"I like pie..." Teddy cheered.
Bart face palmed.
They head out to pummel Baron Howard Duff VIII.
They meet Bugs Bunny along the way...
"Uh... Albuquerque Eh?" said Bugs.
Oscar shot him with a pump action shotgun. Blam! dead.
"Was that necessary..." Bart asked.
"Yes..." said Oscar.
They came to a hotdog truck handing out Albuquerque hotdogs.
Homer smelt them. "Aaaaagh! Mesquite roasted onions! Jalapeño relish! Mango Lime salsa! Those are Albuquerque ingredients!"
Everyone threw down their hotdogs in disgust and rioted.
Baron Howard Duff VIII seethed.
"That infernal Homer Simpson!"
...
"I will not be remembered as the man who lost this team to a bunch of deluded fans! You don't even like the Isotopes!" Baron Duff VIII ranted.
"They're losers, but they're our losers!" said Carl.
Baron Duff seethed.
"Fools! Don't you get it?! It's over!"
"It's not over till the fat lady sings!" said Oscar.
A fat lady sings. "Laaaaaaaaaa!"
"Not now!" Oscar yelled.
Bart as Cupcake Lad winced.
"Duff-man! Destroy them!" Baron Howard Duff yelled.
"Oh yeah! Evil Duff Man at your service!" said Duff-Man.
Homer, Oscar and Bart took martial arts stances.
There were also ninjas too.
"Right... ninjas..." said Cupcake Lad.
"Shablahaaaaaa!" Oscar yelled while firing ki energy beams at the ninjas.
Cupcake Lad winced.
Suddenly Caesar Romero arrived.
"Aaaaaagh! Caesar Romero!" Homer screamed.
"Actually I am Caesar Chavez, but you don't know what Caesar Chavez looks like so I have taken the form of Caesar Romero." said uh... Chavez...
Homer grimaced. "Okay..."
"I am here to encourage you Homer!" said Caesar Chavez.
"And fight Batman..." Oscar rasped.
"Uh no..." said Chavez.
They continued fighting off ninjas.
Then A fat guy drank blue paint. He collapsed and convulsed from paint poisoning.
"Okay that's really stupid..." said Oscar.
"Great now se need to do a PSA waring the fans not to drink paint..." said Bart.
"Destroy them!" Howard Duff yelled.
"Okay we need back up..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed. "I'm dreading who you are gonna summon..."
Oscar frowned at Bart.
He summoned Robot Michael Jackson from Moonwalker.
"Whoooooaaa..." Bart was in awe.
Robot Michael Jackson fired plasma shots at the ninjas.
...
The intense fight continued.
"Shablahaaaaaaaa!" Oscar yelled firing ki energy beams.
Then N-Sync were back.
"Look! It's N-Sync!" said Bart.
N-Sync danced.
"Word!" said Justin.
Bart chuckled.
"I don't get it..." said Homer.
"Destroy them you fools!" Baron Howard Duff yelled.
"Looks like another villain up to no good..." said JC wearing navy uniform.
"Yeah that's Baron Howard Duff. He's trying to sell our team to Albuquerque." Bart explained.
"That's not cool." said Lance Bass frowning.
Justin Timberlake zapped him with a taser.
"Yow!" Lance yelled.
"Will you stop doing that?! You'll make Lance mad and he'll turn into Sephiroth!" Oscar said sharply.
Bart face palmed.
"I voiced Sephiroth once, kid..." said Lance Bass.
"Anyway can you guys help?" Bart asked.
"Yeah sure." said Justin Timberlake.
"I well help too, baby!" said Okra Winfrey, the sentient okra.
Bart winced.
The ultimate battle continued. Even Chuck Norris helped.
"Chuck Norris?!" Bart yelled. Chuck punched him with his chin fist that was hidden in his beard.
Homer whimpered.
And Lance got mad... "Grrrrr..." One Wing Angel played as he became Sephiroth...
Oscar screamed.
"Descend Heartless Angel!" He did his cheap remove all life and magic thing...
"Awwww... I hate it when that happens in Kingdom Hearts..." Oscar whined.
Bart winced.
Then WarGreymon and Tai helped. Just because that would be cool.
"Terra Force!" WarGreymon finished Baron Duff and the mayor of Albuquerque off.
...
The dust settled. Baron Howard Duff, one of the Duff Man(s) and The mayor of Albuquerque were no more.
"Well that was quiet a battle..." Homer sighed.
"Were the cameos necessary..." Bart sighed.
"Yes..." said Oscar.
They headed home. Bart used his keys to get in.
"All hail the the conquering hero! Na na nana na nana!" said Genie becoming a one man band.
Bart hushed him.
Genie zipped up his mouth literally,
Oscar laughed.
"Where's Mom?" Bart asked.
Mom was in the lounge crumping. She also had Pickle Rick for her beehive hairdo.
"I'm Pickle Rick!" said Pickle Rick.
Bart winced.
"Cooooool!" Oscar cooed.
The madness did not end there...
"Death ray beef! Death ray beef!" Oscar yelled running around.
Bart face palmed.
"Uh okay..." said Homer.
The doorbell rang.
"Hmmmm..." Homer answers it. Duff Man was there.
"Aaaaagh! Duff Man!" The Simpsons screamed.
"No wait! I'm not the evil brainwashed Duff Man!" said the Duff Man. Oscar is pointing a gun at him.
"I am one of the Duff Man brothers!" He explained.
Bart pushes Oscar's gun down. "Relax guys... He doesn't work for Baron Howard Duff.
They let Duff Man in.
"So Duff Man, why are you here?" Marge asked.
"A band manager looking for a band to coach has offered to coach Party Posse." said Duff Man. "Oh yeah!"
"That's your band Bart..." said Oscar.
Bart gasped.
"And now I shall end on a Dun dun dun duuuuuuuun!" said Oscar.
Plot 3
"So what do you say Bart? For old times sake?" Duff Man asked.
"Well... I miss the band..."
Duff Man is hoping he says yes.
"But my former manager Lt. Smash was using us to get people to join the navy. And he was a complete fruit loop!" said Bart.
"Lt. Smash won't be involved. The record company swears." said Duff Man. "Oh yeah!"
Bart sighed. "Fine..."
"Great! Let's celebrate!" said Homer.
"Cheese! For everyone!" Teddy yelled with joy.
Everyone gawked irked at Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear thing.
Backstage in front of a mirror, Party Posse are getting ready. Bart is wearing a gown and make up artists are blow drying his hair.
"The boys are back..." said Nelson grinning as he got his hair brushed.
"Yeah sure, Smelson..." Milhouse teased him.
Nelson glared at him.
Ralph was telling the story about the giant Swedish meatball eating Milhouse again.
"And Squirrels ate his remains..." said Ralph.
Milhouse winced at Ralph.
At the little posh French kid's restaurant. Lisa sat opposite the new kid um... Drake and smiled as they found a rapport.
They had juice boxes pretending it was the kid world version of glasses of wine.
Oscar winced while drinking a juice box of Um Bongo.
Lisa sighed getting lost in Drake's romantic gaze.
Nick and Colin frowned while watching from the bushes.
Lisa got home and gasped. Someone spray painted on the house, "Lisa is the town bike."
"Sweet merciful crap!" Homer cried.
"Why am I the bike..." Lisa asked.
"Uh it's when you have too many boyfriends at once..." said Hugo.
Lisa frowned. "I'm not even still dating most of them!"
"Colin is still canon..." said Oscar.
There was a bear sipping tea from a cup.
"Why is there a bear there?!" Hugo yelled.
"That's Wilson the refined Grizzly..." said Oscar.
Hugo face palmed.
...
On stage at a concert. Fans were screaming and begging to see Parte Posses.
"Bart! Bart! Bart!" Bart grinned as he heard his fans.
"I missed this." He smirked as he lead his band on stage.
Fans screamed.
Bart bowed and waved to the fans.
"Whoa there boys!" said the band manager, who looked exactly like the director of the Radioactive Man movie. "You're not on yet, not until after Biff and the Ziffs."
"Biff Westwood's band..." Bart gasped in his head to himself.
Bart headed backstage just as Biff and his band arrived.
Biff rolled his eyes at Bart.
Bart stuck his tongue out at Bart.
Biff pulled the Peptic Ulcer Man face at Bart. Ie biting his upper lip with his lower set of teeth.
"Boys..." both managers sighed.
Bart sighed and headed backstage.
"Well?" Milhouse asked.
"We're not on yet." said Bart.
"Oh good I was playing a candy based puzzle game on my cell phone." said Milhouse.
Bart sighed.
"Just don't get drunk or high like your future self in one of the bad futures your mom was worried about..." said Oscar.
Bart winced at him.
"How did you get backstage?" Bart asked frowning.
"Duh I can teleport... I can be anywhere..." said Oscar.
"Oh good. Teleport to the bottom of the ocean..." said Bart.
Oscar glared at him.
"Who's in the room next to us jamming?" Milhouse heard a band jamming.
"Sonic the hedgehog, Manic and Sonia from Sonic Underground..." said Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
Sometime later...
Ralph was jamming on his drum and remembering his timing.
Suddenly... "Boys. You're on." said a groupie.
"Break a leg out there!" said the manager waiting back stage.
"Ralph he did not mean that literally..." Bart explained with an irked glance at Ralph.
...
Bart'scband is performing. Once again thanks to the vocalyzer machine Bart's band were given manly voices. Bart grinned while singing in a handsome deeper tone.
Girls screamed.
Next Nelson sang in a smooth Atlantan accenent.
Bart was also pleased the songs were not lyrics that not so subtly glorified war. Instead it was a typical boyband love song.
"Lalalala! Love and feelings... Oh girl..." Yeah those sort of boyband sobgs...
"Ugh... so cliched... Well atleast they're no longer brainwashing kids into joining the navy..." said Lisa.
"I preferred them glorifying the Navy... damn hippies..." Grampa sulked.
Lisa sighed.
"But we give it all up for that special girl." sang Bart in a many voice thanks to the NSA magic vocaliser thing.
Backstage Biff standing with his band scoffed. "Ugh... amateurs... I can sing like that without help from a machine..."
"You're not planning on wrecking their performance by unplugging their machine?" A band mate asked.
"I dunno... But they should sing with natural takent... not with a machine helping them..."
The machine sat there, still as a bulky, difficult to transport box...
Back at the front of the arena, The fans cheered and grooved.
"Ugh! Such joy... I hate Joy..." Zargon, Oscar's arch nemesis was watching from the stands.
Teddy poked Oscar and poibted to sonething in the back rows.
"What Teddy..." Oscar sighed. He looked up and sighed. "Grrrrr! Zargon... What does he want..."
"I want Party Posse to turn invisble but their clothes remain visible. Wooooooo! floating ghost clothes!" said Cousin Hank.
Oscar frowned at him.
"Now who has weird obsessions..."
"At least I'm not a sick pervert!" Hank yelled at him.
"Just watch it, jerk! My Clownja can breath fire now..." said Oscar.
Hank scoffed.
Oscar was being watched by Zargon.
"Ugh... That brat is here..." said Zargom.
"Looks like he has already got on the wrong side of someone..." said Lord Zizzleby, the camp dandy fop vampire.
"Yeah he enrages everyone..." said Zargon.
"Well, better make my grand entrance..." said Zargon.
Purple flames erupted on stage as Zargon teleported on stage.
"Hey get off the stage! Security!" Bart yelled.
Zargon laughed evilly. He used some sort of telekinetic force to hurl the security staff backwards quite forcefully. Zargon chuckles evilly.
...
Oscar summoned a magic staff, it resembled a large ugly twig with two prongs at the end that were the sharp ends of branches. He took up a defensive stance.
"Zargon! How did-"
"I find you?" Zargon asked glaring. He laughed maniacally. "It wasn't difficult to track you when you insist on annoying everyone all the time..."
Oscar glared at Hank. "Oh this kink-shaming jerk? He's nothing to me. In fact he's toast." Oscar snapped his fingers. Cousin Hank was engulfed in flames and was roasted till he was just a charred skeleton in seconds.
Bart frowned at Oscar.
Zargon summoned skeleton soldiers. Homer screamed. "Aaaaaagh! Skeletons!"
Oscar gawked baffled at Homer.
"Destroy him!" Zargon yelled.
"Pfffft! Easy! And I don't have to worry about this attack hurting any innocent bystanders!" Oscar said smugly before casting magic.
"Light of judgement!" A beam of holy light shone down from the heavens. It had no effect on the mortal townsfolk of Springfield but it vaporised the skeletons because they were undead.
"Savage Twister!" Zargon casted a cool looking but destructive spell.
"Ah, you signature attack eh? Well how's this? Crimson Lightning!" Oscar fired red lightning from his staff and his free hand.
Bart winced as the show was being disrupted by Oscar fighting an evil sorcerer guy.
"Banefire!" Zargon casted a fire based spell at Oscar.
Oscar blocked it with a wall of stone.
"Oh heavens!" said Lord Zizzleby.
"Uh security..." Bart sighed.
"Shablahaaaaaa!" Oscar yelled blasting ki energy at Zargon.
"When did your infuriating jabbering become an attack?!" Zargon yelled.
"I don't know but I could really use some help getting rid of you right now..." said Oscar.
Teddy scampered to Oscar's side.
"Uh you sit out this fight Teddy. Go and sniff Bart's crotch or something..." said Oscar.
Bart glared at Oscar.
"Who's the dweeb..." Nelson sighed.
"I don't know, someone with a grudge against Oscar probably..." said Bart.
After the concert's scheduled finishing time everyone left annoyed by the evil wizard guy disrupting everything.
"Bart, I'm sorry." said Oscar.
Bart smiled. "Don't apologise. This wasn't your fault. Obviously this jerk is after you for some reason that will remain unknown to us."
"Probably." said Oscar.
"And enough of your freaky teddy bear thing sniffing everyone..." Bart sighed.
...
Band practice.
Bart, Nelson, Milhouse and Ralph were jamming.
"Mr Peanut is a far more snappy dresser than us..." Milhouse didn't like that they always wore the same outfits on stage.
"Mr Peanut is gay..." said Ralph.
Bart winced. "Right..."
"This is coming from the kid who I quote, wanted a veranda in his backyard to drink non-alcoholic mint juleps on..." said Nelson baffled.
"The leprechaun said I need to kill you..." said Ralph.
"Guys seriously! We're supposed to be jamming until we get this song right for next week!" Bart groaned.
Milhouse sighed. "We know Bart..."
"From the top! One, Two-" Bart counted.
"Remember that band we all went to see in concert that sang songs that were just Britney Spears, Boyzone and Bay City Roller lyrics smooshed together?" Milhouse asked.
"Yeah that was one hell of a lawsuit..." said Bart.
"And the blond member has bangs or a fringe like Ace's." said Oscar sat listening to them play.
Bart winced. "Okay can we get back to practising..."
"I love being a rock star! The fame... the fortune..." said Nelson.
"Yeah but we only get that by performing our songs well in concert... That means practicing..." Bart sighed.
"Says the underachiever who hates revising..." said Oscar.
"Yeah well Bart has a point. Studying is for geeks..." said Nelson.
"Guys please! From the top! One! Two! Three!" Bart counted.
They jam, playing loud rock music.
Oscar saw Lisa arrive, possibly to yell at Bart for disturbing her studying again.
Oscar shrugged.
"Eh... I..." Her words were drowned out by Bart's playing.
"What?!" Oscar yelled.
"I said..." Lisa was drowned out. She waved a gesture as if to say "Whatever..." and left the basement.
Oscar sighed.
Lisa sighed and smiled a broad chilled out smirk as she thought about Corey.
Hugo rolled his eyes. "Is this that air-head Corey again..."