Lord Voldemort and The Bane of His Fricking Existence

by Demiwitch7

We all know the story from Harry Potter's point of view, but what about Lord Voldemort? I think this is what he feels. the Harry Potter series from the front seat in our favourite dark lord's head. irregular updates. rated k for violence and curse words. Enjoy

2. Just Wait

I have exams tomorrow. I don't know why I am writing this instead of studying.

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Now, you might ask something stupid like how do you know he's running from vampires or something similar as you are but a mere mortal unlike I, Lord Voldemort. Well that's because I, Lord Voldemort am a legimens.

This is something that I, Lord Voldemort could use for my, Lord Voldemort's gain.

Possess him maybe, or the imperius? No. Imperius wouldn't work as even mine, Lord Voldemort's imperius might not fool the muggle loving idiot if this baldy will stay in the castle for the whole school year. Or I, Lord Voldemort could just use my, Lord Voldemort's charm and persuade him. That could work.

"hello" what is his bloody name? ah, yes. "hello, young Quintus, come on. come stand behind me. I, Lord Voldemort will save you from the vampires".

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"-And so you see there is no good or evil. Just power and those too weak to seek it".

It was bloody exhausting to spit out this bullshit. but I, Lord Voldemort am the greatest wizard to exist so of course there is only I, Lord Voldemort who can manage this.

But at least now I, Lord Voldemort had convinced (read, mindwashed ) this idiot to, ah, retrieve the philosopher's stone kept in gringotts.

Just wait. Just you wait and watch you muggle loving fool, Albus-too-many-bloody-middle-names-dumbledore. Watch how I, Lord Voldemort come back to the height of my power.

Just wait.

(add some evil, maniacal laughter that I, Lord Voldemort am incapable of performing in this wraith form of mine, Lord Voldemort's)

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shoutout to HermioneChase007 to be the first one to follow this story.