The Fate franchise is the creation and intellectual property of Nasu Kinoko and Type-Moon.

Freakazoid! is the creation of Bruce Timm, Paul Dini, Tom Ruegger and Paul Rugg, and the intellectual property of Warner Bros.

Tales as Old as Time.

And I said the next batch of Servants would be more serious. Well, I know it didn't start that way, but please give it time.

Ruler.

True Name: Michael Cosgrove.

Other Names, Titles and Aliases: Sargeant Mike Cosgrove.

Alternate Classes: Archer, Rider.

Alignment: Neutral Good.

Attribute: Human.

Gender: Male.

Natural Enemy: "Who is Freakazoid's natural enemy? The Lobe? I guess that's mine then, too. Sheesh..."

Parameters:

Strength: C+

Endurance: C+

Agility: E

Magic/Mana: D

Luck: EX

Noble Phantasm: EX

Likes: French fries, meat, coffee, Carrie Fisher, bacon, amusement parks. "I'm also contractually obligated to say I like donuts."

Dislikes: "Dumb questions like this one."

First Ascension: Cosgrove stands there in his blue police uniform, squinting and scowling.

Final Ascension: Cosgrove stands the same way as in the First Ascension but holding a sign that says 'What else ya want from me?'

Biography:

A patroling police sargeant in an unnamed small city in the United States of America, sometime in the late 1990s.

At some point he met the young insane superhero Freakazoid and became his only friend in the force.

Cosgrove nominally helped Freakazoid defeat a lot of supervillains, and the young champion trusted him his secret identity.

That is all.

What, were you expecting for a riveting epic?

Class Skills:

Magic Resistance: E

"Why would I have any resistance to magic? I'm just a beat cop! I'm not Harry Potter or anything like that!"

God's Resolution: B

"Now that's a surprise. I'm not a very religious person. But if I tell you to cut it out then by golly, you should cut it out!"

True Name Discernment: A

"Buddy, the police has files on you and everyone else in your family."

Personal Skills:

Riding: B

"I can drive patrol cars just fine. I drive them all the time. I think I used to ride bikes when I was young. Riding dragons? Why the heck would I do that?"

If put in an airplane or on a horse he'd know how to do it too by Rule of Funny.

Charisma: D

While he is a plain and boring individual, people still feel compelled to do as he says, and rarely get upset at him for no valid reason.

Police Procedure: D

He is supposed to have some detective training, but his favorite method of deduction and crime fighting is driving around until he meets a superhero or sees a crime in proccess. If the former he asks them to go on a funny amusing escapade with him and then asks them to stop the villains. But if the latter then he tells the criminals to cut it out.

Noble Phantasm:

Cut it Out- The Most Compelling Voice on Earth: EX

Anti-Unit.

A form of Mystic Voice.

With great, quiet authority, Cosgrove tells the enemy to cut out whatever they were doing. The enemy has to stop doing that.

This is in addition to the command seals Cosgrove has as a Ruler Servant. He can keep on using the former after resorting to his Noble Phantasm, as long as he still has them. The Noble Phantasm is more binding than any command seal; Kiyohime cannot steal it, and even strong willed Servants such as Gilgamesh and the Artorias feel obligated to cut it out.

But the execution depends on what the Servant thinks they are doing. If they think 'I'm attacking', for instance, the command makes them to stop attacking at all, but if they think 'I'm attacking with this weapon', they will stop doing that, but they are free to switch to any other weapon they have and keep on attacking with it.

The Noble Phantasm only can be used once a day on each Servant, and it can be used up to seven times a day on different Servants.

Start of Battle:

"Blue lives matter! But enough about Smurfs."

"You are under arrest. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. Wait, do we even have courts of law anymore? Weren't they wiped out along with everything else?"

"Don't make me say the thing."

"Don't worry, I don't care enough to engage into police brutality."

"You're saying strange things. Stop it."

Attack:

"So there."

"Do you ever even listen?"

"Did you feel that?"

"Sorry, son."

"I suppose now I'm the bad guy."

Damage:

"Oh, a bad dude?"

"I'm filing a report."

"They'll give you twenty years for that!"

"This is resisting arrest."

"Oof!"

Damage by Noble Phantasm: "I should start thinking of retirement."

Victory:

"Ha. Funny."

"Hey, Master. Wanna go look at the girls in the Summer Event?"

"Don't think I had any fun with this. I found it a bore."

"Shoo, shoo!"

"You should think better next time you wanna pester a law officer, son."

Defeat:

"If I had any superiors left I couldn't explain this."

"They'll throw the book at you."

"I need a coffee."

"Hmmmmmmm."

"Eh, I've had worse beatings."

Noble Phantasm Activation:

"Hey, you! Cut it out!"

Summon: "Hey there. The name's Servant Ruler. Ya wanna go see midgets playing bowling?"

Extra Dialogue:

"Hey, Freakazoid. Ya wanna go to the hissing cockroach petting zoo?" (When you have Berserker Freakazoid Dexter Douglas).

"Heh, I kinda like you, boy. You remind me of a friend I had." (When you have Berserker Mask Stanley Ipkiss or Berserker Creeper Jack Ryder).

"Here boy! Here boy! What a good boy! Pretty Puppy!" (When you have Berserker Krypto the Superdog).

"Oh, so you're one of those meddling kids who go around making unofficial arrests. I gotta my eyes open on you troublemakers!" (When you have Rider Shaggy Rogers or Caster Velma Dinkley).

"What is your jurisdiction? Could you give me a lift back home? Ya wanna go for some coffee? Well, cat got yer tongue?" (When you have Archer Judge Dredd, Archer Robo Cop, Archer or Rider Kuramitsu Mihoshi, Archer or Berserker Savage Dragon or Assassin Bonkers D. Bobcat).

"You again! I thought I had told you twerpy brats to cut it out!" (When you have Berserker Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner and Dot Warner).

"We heard a Japanese girl was complaining about you harassing her. Your gonna have to come with me." (When you have Lancer Fionn mac Cumhaill, Caster Gilles de Rais or Rider Edward Teach).

Birthday: "Happy birthday then. Ya wanna go to the Yakov Smirnoff Film Festival? That's the best way to spend a birthday."

Event: "Hey, Master. Ya wanna go out for a mint?"

Holy Grail: "I'm content as I am. Can't you see how happy I am?"

Next: The First Lady.