AN: Now that notifications are finally working again this Author's Note is to list the various stories that were updates during that period in case anyone missed them.

Deadshot (chapters 20 and 21)

Forged in Dragon's Fire (Chapter 10)

Shadow of the Force (Chapters 37 - 39)

Wait, I reincarnated as a WHAT?! (Chapters 5 - 7)

First Chapters: Video Game Edition (Chapter 7)

RWBY first Chapters (Chapter 8)

First Look: My Hero Academia Version (Chapters 13 and 14)

First Chapters (Chapter 31)

Wait, I reincarnated as a WHAT?!

Chapter 8

-Percy-

"Welcome Masters!" the various elven women of 'Butterflies of the Night' called out eagerly, recognizing Kaijin by name as the group entered the bar, Percy's face having never been redder than it was now.

"Kaijin, what kind of place is this?!" Percy hissed to the blacksmith as the three Dwarf Brothers went off with the elves to grab a table, the place otherwise empty at this point.

"What's the matter, you're acting like you've never been to a place like this before." Kaijin chuckled, the smith clearly amused by Percy's flustered state.

"That's because I haven't you ass!" Percy huffed, feeling very out of place. He might have dealt with Aphrodite and her kids before, but this was something different.

"Percy, relax." Kaijin chuckled, patting him on the back "This place is just a bar where pretty women serve you drinks. It's not what you're thinking."

"Right…right." Percy forced himself to calm down, deciding to trust his new friend, "Sorry, I just…well wasn't expecting this."

"Probably should have given you a bit of warning so that's my bad." Kaijin chuckled, leading him over to a large booth where the brothers were sitting with the various elf girls who didn't have any other patrons to focus on and were apparently old friends of Percy's group.

"So, the boys here told me you helped Kaijin out of a tight spot with some materials." A dark-skinned elf in a belly dancer like outfit smiled "Thanks for looking out for them."

"He did a lot more than that, he's the reason we're alive!" Garm laughed, gave a whole barrel of top-grade healing potion after we got attacked by an Armorsaurus in the mines."

"A whole barrel?" a blond elf who the others seemed somewhat deferential to looked shocked at that, "So readily?"

"I can make more potion easily enough." Percy shrugged "And I couldn't just sit back and do nothing while innocent people died."

"Oh, how heroic!" the dark-skinned elf smiled, "You know, I think that deserves something special. I do happen to have a 'special' talent of my own, those in town often say I'm the best in Dwargon at it."

"Oh?" Percy tilted his head, wondering what sort of talent she was talking about.

"I'm a Fortune Teller." The elf brought out a crystal ball as Percy went rigid.

"Future Sight." His tone was clipped.

"Is…is that a problem?" the woman wilted as Percy sighed, feeling like an ass.

"Sorry I…have bad experience with prophecy. I've met fortune tellers who were some of my closest friends and others who were some of my worst enemies. But every time my future gets read it's about something big, dramatic, and usually involves me nearly dying."

"Percy, your luck sounds worrying." Kaijin shook his head.

"Well…if your only experience with Fortune Telling is massive things on a grand scale, how about a minor reading?" the dark-skinned elf perked up, "Something simple and fun?"

"Ooooh! How about who he's destined to be with!" a blonde in a short green dress looked excited.

"That's perfect!" the Fortune Teller smiled, "But you should know that with a question like that the answer might be somewhat vague. It could decide to focus on a lover, or someone who becomes like family. All I know is that they'll be important to you."

"Got it." Percy nodded, grateful for the explanation as he saw the woman hold out her hands as the crystal changed color, becoming a bright blue that swirled like water. Staring into the depths of the sphere, he saw himself in his slime form alongside several other people. He saw an old human woman, he saw a massive musclebound blond man, he saw Rigur and Rigurd, a group of people with horns, and another figure he couldn't make out clearly but who was absolutely massive. Not to mention several more people milling about.

"Oh my, that's quite a lot of people." The fortune teller herself seemed surprised as the vision faded "Although I'm confused as I didn't see you with them."

"Yes, you did actually." Kaijin chuckled "Sorry if we didn't explain that earlier but Percy here isn't a human, he's a slime who can transform."

"What, seriously?!" the blond who'd asked to find out who he ended up with gaped in shock.

Shaking his head amused, Percy turned back into his small slime drop form "Tada." He chuckled "Yeah, I have an ability where if I absorb something I can assume the form of what I'd look like as that race. I ended up killing some slavers who wanted to sell me and got a human form out of the deal."

"You're so squishy!" the blonde apparently decided that was more important as she scooped him up, hugging him tight as Percy let out a startled squawk, the guys just laughing at him and being of no help whatsoever.

The merriment was interrupted as the bell over the door rang, a snide voice following shortly thereafter "Oh, what have we here?" glancing over, Percy saw a shockingly tall and skinny dwarf "Kaijin, wasting time in a bar rather than working on the Longsword Order."

"I turned the swords in earlier Vesta." Kaijin gave the stuck-up Minister a look, Percy able to hear the man's irritation rising at the presence of the stuck-up politician.

"You know what will happen if you don't finish in-" Vesta, who apparently hadn't registered Kaijin's words at first, began strutting over before pausing, "Wait, you're already done?!"

"Yep, all twenty of them." Kaijin nodded, not showing an ounce of ego or gloating.

"That…that can't be." Vesta put a hand to his mouth, so thrown off that the Minister apparently forgot that openly talking about assigning deliberately 'impossible' tasks wasn't a good look for a Minister.

"It's true, wanna see the invoice?" Kaijin put a hand to his pocket where the confirmation of delivery sat.

"No, no that's alright." Vesta straightened up, going on a long-winded spiel about how important it was for one to finish the work they were assigned. Percy started tuning the man out and only started focusing again when the Minister turned to him with a sneer "Honestly, I'm more concerned with that creature there. It's preposterous that you'd let a monster into a nice place like this and have the audacity to serve it like a guest. Honestly, it makes me nauseous just looking at it." While the various waitresses were all gaping at the audacious statement from the Minister given that the kingdom allowed monsters such as Goblins to enter for trade, the man grabbed a drink from the bar "I think I'll show you just how a monster like this deserves to be treated." Before Percy could react, still stunned at how blatant the man was, Vesta poured the drink all over Percy and the elf in the green dress.

"Man, what a jackass." Percy scoffed "Makes me worried about this country if this is the kind of example it's Ministers want to set in public. Are you alright?" Percy focused on the girl who'd gotten doused along with him, not deeming the scheming weasel a real threat to focus on.

He'd unfortunately not thought to keep an eye on the dwarves, the sound of a loud punch having his focus snap back their way as he saw Kaijin lay out the bastard with a solid blow.

"Weeeeeell shit." Percy sighed, able to hear the sound of guards outside hurrying to the door, probably having been brought by Vesta for some scheme or another "This is going to be a pain in the ass."

AN: Bit short but I wanted to get this posted. Been long enough since my last update given my writer's block and I got enough stuff going on in the next couple weeks that I didn't want to put it off any longer. Next chapter will be the 'Trial' and then we get to head back to the Goblin Village where we can start getting into some REAL changes from canon.