WELCOME ALL TO THE FIFTEENTH EDITION OF MY KICK-ASS STORY BASED OFF OF THE HIT MOBILE GAME. THIS IS GOING TO BE A CHARACTER-PACKED EPISODE. SO GET READY FOR A LOT OF STUFF TO HAPPEN!
It was a grand old move by The Battle Act to leave the continent of Asia and explore overseas once again! Just like they did with Australia. They are now setting up the Cat Base in Kenya to take down the big amount of enemies in comparison to usual. So they need to be prepared at all costs if they want the Seal of Masai treasures. They are all discussing how to tackle the issue they will be facing today.
Tank Cat: I believe that we should consider this as a milestone! We never made it all the way to Africa before, so it's good that we are moving west and putting ourselves into different difficulties and situations. he smiles in reassurance as he moves some boxes containing cat food around
Bird Cat: This is definitely something out of the ordinary. he gulps But there is no doubt that these enemies will be easy to handle. There's seven of us, and seven of them! The enemy ratio is perfectly numbered.
Gross Cat: Believe me, this battle will be no picnic! Although, if we persuade them enough, maybe they'll offer us one! This just might get us a guaranteed victory!
They finish setting up the Cat Base and make their way inside. They are exploring the luscious environments of Kenya through the safety of the Cat Base! Bob grabs all the Energy Drinks and the Giant Safe and placed them inside.
Bob: Whew...let's not overdue with this fucking set-up. We're going to need all of the energy we need. Especially since we will be having a good showdown against these guys.
Cat: Well, you do have a point. Everyone, let's not bring so much things next time! We shouldn't get too attached to our miscellaneous items, otherwise we'll have to go through large sacrifices whenever we must leave them behind.
Axe Cat: You could have said that earlier before I brought all of my sandpaper, or my wipes, or my spare axe staffs. Matilda is only the metal part, this piece of wood is just wood. he tosses the grip aside continues wiping his axe's head
Bob: Why the hell do you have so much sandpaper? he glances at Axe Cat in confusion
Axe Cat: Who knows? It's always available whenever I need spare sandpaper. So that's a decent enough bonus. It's not that heavy to carry either, he pulls out a large, long row of Sandpaper this is an entire rag of it! I can easily slice it with my axe and use the sandpaper to sharpen her up!
Cat: I believe that's very nice, but we need to get a move on here! The enemies will make it out before us and take everything! You never know. he shutters in fear before rushing outside to grab more things
Cow Cat: You can sit there and look pretty! I got this. he grins before shoving Cat aside, and he rushes out
Cow Cat sprints back and forth from the Cat Base to the supply stash and puts them all into their respective areas of the Cat Base. He rushes back and looks visibly exhausted. But everyone else seems impressed.
Gross Cat: Are my eyes deceiving me? Or did Cow Cat really run a marathon to put all our stuff into the Cat Base? Well, I'd be surprised!
Cat: What? How!? he shakes Cow Cat Tell me please!
Cow Cat: he's chuckling at the praise It's all in the feet, focus all of your energy into just your feet alone. And you will run for miles! Guaranteed by yours truly.
Tank Cat: So, if nothing's stopping us, why not make it outside and take on the enemies now? Before they make it to our Cat Base. Come on. he rushes ahead outside, he is quickly followed by Bob
Bob: I like the way this guy thinks. Come on, you heard him. SIGAM-NO! (FOLLOW HIM!) he grins as he flicks his toothpick before stepping out in front of Tank Cat
The Cats all quickly make their way behind Bob and Tank Cat. They all take a good look at the enemy base right in front of them. It is a stereotypical Kenyan base based off of a typical rural area in the country. A wooden lion stands on top of a typical rock in the area. It is light brown in color and is used as the door frame. There are several lions in Kenya, and it could be considered reasonable to use lions as the main theme of the base. However, it is actually ironic, considering their enemies are Cats, and Lions are "Big Cats"!
Bird Cat: Ooh, so this must be where the lions all sleep! We might be able to see our ancestors!
Axe Cat: We might even be able to see the Dodo, also known as, YOUR ancestors! he sniggers away, to which Bird Cat slaps the back of his head
Bird Cat: No way in existence will I see a Dodo come right at me! They're extinct you nincompoop! You should really read some more books. he rolls his eyes in embarrassment
Tank Cat: I like reading travel guides! he shouts out optimistically
Bird Cat: No, not those kind of books, Tank Cat! I'm talking about factual books written by someone who wishes to educate the public! Not some travel guide, or novellas. But books like, the dictionary! Home of the English lexicon! Filled with many phrases and conjunctions. he sighs happily Oh I wish I could have it with me right now...so I could perfectly describe how I'm feeling...
That Guy C: I love reading travel guides too! he shouts out behind The Battle Act
The Entire Battle Act simultaneously: WAH!? they all turn around to look behind them, to see one of the iconic stickmen standing behind them
Cat: How did he manage to appear behind us? And when did he do all that? How are you even here? he slowly approaches That Guy C
That Guy C: I don't know, I just got here. he scratches his head, visibly confused, yet happy to be there at the same time
Bob: grumbling under his breath You know what I think, they're using their high number of enemies to their advantage! They're probably cornering us just as we speak. he looks around him, keeping his guard up Fucking little geniuses they are.
Gross Cat: Are you sure he's a genius? he points towards That Guy C, who is poking a rock, only for a large spider to chase him
That Guy C: EEK! A spider, get him off me, get him off me! Please, anyone!? he squirms loudly as he tries to kill it
Cow Cat: He's such a wuss. Imagine getting scared o- That Guy C runs towards him, bringing the spider to his direction OH MY GOD, DON'T BRING HIM IN MY DIRECTION! he runs away in fear
Bob: he says nothing as he stamps on the spider, squishing it It's large, and it bites, but their bites aren't venomous. Don't even bother with trying to get rid of them. They aren't a threat. he flicks his toothpick as he further investigates it, validating his statement
That Guy C: Wow, you killed an innocent spider!? How could you? he gets grabbed by Bob
Bob: If I didn't kill it, you'd still be screaming and running around like a wuss, making my voice inaudible to your puny little invisible ears. he throws him onto the ground
Those Guys A and B: Where were you? We were looking all over the place for you! they pounce on him
That Guy C: I was doing some spying! Wasn't it obviously obvious? he scoffs as he walks away
That Guy A: Where the hell is everyone else though?
Hippoe: Right here guys! they slam into the ground as they make themselves visible
Pigge: And we've all been hiding for the perfect moment to attack! she sneaks out and jumps on Hippoe, to their confusion
Hippoe: Get the hell off me! Or I will kick your ugly face in!
Doge: And we will not- he gets distracted as he is caught in a shrub Fuck...he coughs as he stumbles out And we will not let you beat us this time!
Snache: was camouflaging behind a random white Hyena So, are you ready to take on all of us? Or are you finally going to give up your futile attempts?
Bob: he smirks as he flicks his toothpick Nah, we aren't going down that easily. Not until the entire gang is back together at least. Então se percam e não voltem mais! (So get lost and don't come back again!)
Cat: I don't understand a single word of what he just said there, but whatever it is, it's surely in our favor so...Então se percam e não voltem mais! he quickly glances at Bob Is that how you pronounce it? he stares into his eyes for verification
Bob: Eh, just work on the "ão" bits, and you'll be sorted. he shrugs as he pets Cat in the head Alright, who wants a piece of us? he pounds his fist together as he smirks slyly
Pigge: Oh for crying out loud, let's just get these bloody wankers down already! I'm tired of waiting for something decent to happen. she scoffs as she folds her arms in impatience
Doge: Come at us, give us your worst! This is the most amount of enemies you'll be facing so far. Too bad Jackie Peng couldn't make it. But he'd literally toast you all! he smirks with pride
Axe Cat: GO GET THEM EVERYBODY! he rushes up ahead
Pigge: You and me, we'll both go after Bob! Let's fuck him up so he'll be unable to do the same to us!
Hippoe: On it! Let's overwhelm the kid to the point where he can't tell the difference between a toad and a frog! they stammer It sounded a lot more badass in my head. they sigh, to Pigge's annoyance
The Battle Begins! Hippoe and Pigge both strike on Bob at the same time. Hippoe bites on his calves while Pigge slams onto his abdomen. They both bruised up and bleed out from all the pain they endured. Bob responds by sending a couple of punches to each of their faces, causing them to cough up blood and get their faces ruined.
Bob: Heh, take that you weak ass motherfuckers! he lands down swiftly, before clutching his injuries
Hippoe: Aw god damn it! He really got us good! I should have known better than to just bite his legs. I should have went for the head.
Pigge: she groans as she comforts her bleeding head How is that even possible, we even did damage to him, but he's still standing! It's like he refuses to go down.
Bob: Ready for round two? he smirks as he approaches the two of them
Elsewhere, Cat and Bird Cat dealing with Doge. They are brawling with him. Doge bites into Bird Cat's ears, causing them to bleed. But he counters this by pouncing into him, causing his back to land on the floor and fracture in seconds. He is also bleeding out in pain.
Bird Cat: Nice try, but I have studied multiple methods of countering attack moves from dogs! Now I just need to read the same book, but for snakes, pigs, hippos, and let's not forget...stickmen. he ponders as to how he could counter everyone else's attacks
Cat: You don't need to read in order to have a basic understanding in how to attack these enemies! Just move away whenever you feel like they're going to attack you, and try to hit them back! he giggles playfully, to Bird Cat's disappointment
Doge: mumbles as he fixes his back before speaking up Yeah, whatever the hell he just said! Now allow me to beat the living shit out of both of you so I can enjoy a nice hot cup of "I just want to get this done and dusted with" coffee!
Cat: Hah! As if you're able to beat the shit out of me. I saw your cute little face when you were sleeping. As if that's going to be the face that kills us tonight. he giggles as he nudges Doge
Doge: You were watching me sleep!? he backs away in fear and confusion
Cat: No, you were falling asleep in public! And you looked so cute when you were sleeping! he continues to tease Doge as he grabs his face
Doge: Oh...that makes sense. he calms down, until Cat grabs his face I AM NOT CUTE! How would you feel if I were to just call you adorable like that, huh? he grins as he flips the switch and teases Cat
Cat: Well, I'd be pissed off, because I am not cute, I am a fearless warrior! And I will not allow some cutesy appearance make me any less than I already am! he tries to maintain his pride by boasting
Bird Cat: Shall I just finish him off? Or shall I just watch in confusion and embarrassment?
Cat: Bird Cat, please stay out of this!
Bird Cat: Affirmative! I'll just fly around you two, capturing the scene in different angles, so I get a less biased contextual experience. By seeing both your facial expressions of course. he flies around the two of them
Doge: Heh, little Birdie over here wants to see my tough face, and your little, adorable, cutesy face. he giggles as he pinches Cat in the cheek
Cat: he grumbles and whines in embarrassment Stop it...I'm not cute. And I'll never be cute! he attempts to swat Doge's paw away, but fails
Pigge: What the actual hell is going on here? she just stares at the "fight" in confusion as she approaches them I was just trying to toss Bob over to the hyenas, but he gave me a black eye. Fucking bastard she muttered under her breath
Cat and Doge simultaneously: PIGGE, STAY OUT OF THIS! they both glare at her
Pigge: Nah, I'm alright! I got myself a bloody good show. Say Cat, why the fuck are you letting Doge pinch your cheek like that?
Cat: he grumbles in embarrassment I'm not letting him pinch me, he's doing it because he thinks my face is adorable! Which is false! he continues to swat Doge's grip Let me go please.
Doge: He called my sleeping cute, so I'm just getting revenge! Heh, this is way too funny for the average person to see for free! he giggles as Cat continues to squirm and slap his paw
Pigge: Yeah, I'm just going to knock the two Cats out unconscious, if that's okay with you Doge.
Doge: Yeah, it's fine, go ahead and do it! he grins as he lets go of Cat
Cat: Oh...thank the skies! he rubs his (now pink) cheek, as it was squeezed for a bit too long That also really hurt, Doge!
Pigge: Once I finish you, you won't feel a thing! You puny little felines! she smirks as she approaches them
Cat: Oh, good luck with that! Bird Cat will pounce the liv- gets interrupted by Pigge, who slams herself onto him, making him unconscious and bruise up
Pigge: Heh, take that you idiot! she smirks as she continues to kick him in the face, to Bird Cat's horror
Bird Cat: Oh my goodness! How would you feel if I were to do that to...Doge for instance? I bet you would not like that at all. he glares at Pigge angrily
Doge: Just for your information, I did not agree to any of this. We CLEARLY said for you two to st- gets interrupted by Bird Cat, who pounces right into his face at top speed and bashing him onto the ground unconscious
Bird Cat: Hah, how do you feel now? Considering we both have an unconscious member in our armies. he grins as he flies away Now, onwards I'll go to continue my offensive educational prowess!
Pigge: HEY! Get back here you little rascal! she drops Cat and begins to chase after him This will not go unpunished, you know?
Meanwhile, Tank Cat and Gross Cat are dealing with Snache. They are fighting it out like crazy. Snache uses his sharp talons to pierce through Tank Cat's fluffy chest, causing it to bleed out and leave a bite mark. Tank Cat responds with a head butt to the head. And Gross Cat doubles down with a paw slamming Snache to the ground, causing his head to bleed out.
Tank Cat: Ow! he grabs his chest in pain I think he hit right through my rib cage! he grits his teeth I believe we should get him for that!
Gross Cat: Uh, hello? I believe we already did. Look at him, bleeding out like the fussy little spoiled baby he is! he cackles as he slaps his knee, he attempts to grab Tank Cat Oh, lose the weight, will you Tubby? I'm trying my hardest to lift you up, and I'm really struggling to! he groans loudly as he tries to pick him up
Snache: Hey, he stands up I'm still here, and I'll absolutely demolish the two of you to nothingness. I might go the extra mile too! I'll paint your bodies red to make your injuries look more severe! To make myself look more ruthless, and badass, like...Roberto Mourinho Jablovskyy himself! Despite him being my rival and all... he sniggers slyly
Tank Cat: he grumbles in Tank Cat's grip How dare you call me fat...my mother told me it was made of all the love you get in your lifetime! And I believe that it's true. My mother loved me enough to make sure I never had an empty stomach, and that I got plenty of hugs from her.
Gross Cat: Oh, she must of really, really, really loved you when you were a kitten. he giggles as he nudges Tank Cat
Tank Cat: It's true! She re- he realizes what he meant by that Wait a minute...he glares at Gross Cat angrily
Snache: It's true, you are fat as fuck! A lorry couldn't possibly lift you, even if it was on steroids! he cackles loudly
Tank Cat: Why is everyone being so mean to me? he mumbles in sadness I didn't even do anything. he kicks a stone at his foot away from him
Snache: Well, you bonked me in the head just there. And let's count all the times you fucked me up, AND the time you used up half of my water colors too!
Suddenly, Hippoe comes running, they seem scared as they pant of relief once they reach Snache. They take a moment to glance around the situation before speaking up.
Hippoe: Phew, I believe I lost Bob there! Now, can someone explain to me what exactly happened over here? they look around, confused Is there something I'm missing or-?
Snache: Nope, I'm just trying to deal with Hoo-Ha and Cry Baby over here. Nothing much really, except the fact that I'm bleeding like hell! he coughs up some blood
Gross Cat: Hey! Did you literally just call me a "Cry Baby"? For your information, buddy, I'm- gets interrupted by Snache
Snache: No, you're "Hoo-Ha", Tank Cat is the big Cry Baby, you're just a complete weirdo. I don't know which one is worse. But consider the both of yourselves as complete nut-cases!
Hippoe: they laugh heartily Well, I believe I should deal with the two of you now...
Gross Cat: Oh it's on! he spits on the floor Get ready for the longest and hardest slap you'll ever receive in your lifetime!
Tank Cat: I'm not a Cry Baby by the way...I just tend to act emotional, I never cry. So what you just said about me was highly false, Snache!
Snache: Oh just cry me a river, Cry Baby! he scoffs as he gets up weakly
Gross Cat slaps Hippoe so hard that they fall to the ground from that singular slap alone! However, they manage to get back up and bite down on one of his legs. Causing its paw to fracture. He yelps out in pain before backing away and continuing to attack from long range.
Hippoe: You are a real Scaredy Cat, I hope you do realize that. You're nothing but a shitty excuse for a Battle Cat! Now come and get me! they jeer before running away, stomping loudly
Gross Cat: Grr, GET BACK HERE! he growls as he chases after Hippoe Nobody calls my long range attacks cowardly! Especially not people like you!
Tank Cat: I guess I'll finish you off! he smirks at Snache
Snache: Ahah! Very funny, Tank Cat. he pounces right into Tank Cat and bites his back, causing it to bleed out and for Tank Cat to fall
Tank Cat: GAH! he coughs some blood I'll get you for this, you...big...MEANIE! Fuck you. he charges at Snache
Tank Cat whacks him in the head one more time, and Snache goes down unconscious. Over at some place else, Axe Cat, Cow Cat, and Bob are dealing with Those Guys. With each of them in order taking on Those Guys in their respective order. Axe Cat is slicing That Guy A while he kicks him in the face. Cow Cat charges at That Guy B, to which he uppercuts his abdomen. While Bob is dealing with That Guy C, who is slapping his left knee cap. Bob kicks him away effortlessly.
Axe Cat: Matilda is going to crush you! No matter what you think of it!
That Guy A: Nope, I'm just going to keep kicking you! he slides under Axe Cat and kicks him in the back Take THAT!
Axe Cat: he barely reacts to it Oh, nice try, but I'll slice you up instead! he slices him in the head, causing it to bleed out and for him to go unconscious
Cow Cat: Hey, can you give a little help against That Guy over here? he charges right into That Guy B, who didn't dodge the attack and goes down unconsciously Uhh, actually, you're good, partner! I got it under control. he grins in a cocky manner YEE-HAW!
That Guy C: BRETHREN! visibly traumatized How could you? he glares at Axe and Cow as they chuckle with pride
Bob: What in the actual pissing fuck are you talking about? There's no way these runts are related to you in any way! Eles nem são seus irmãos de sangue. (They aren't even your blood brothers) he scoffs as he flicks his toothpick
That Guy C: We may not be brothers by blood, or by blood from a typical "Blood Brothers" ritual, but we are brothers! We've known each other for a full seven MONTHS! Ever since we've met online and found out we all had rich parents, we never stopped hanging out with each other. And discussing who is the hottest superhero girl in the comics! he giggles
Bob: Really? You want to have a superhero girlfriend yet the second there's a spider you run away from it!? How pathetic of a guy are you? You can't even do piss easy stuff at all. he cracks his neck, ready to send him to oblivion
That Guy C: Wait! Are you seriously going to knock me out unconscious? How unfair is that...are you going to let Hippoe or Pigge carry us to our next location?
Bob: Fine! he punches him lightly, to the point where his face gets severely swollen and bruised, but isn't going to become unconscious There, are you happy now?
That Guy C: That's good enough for me! And it should be good enough for you. he smirks as he makes his way to Hippoe and Pigge, but gets lost as he doesn't know where they are
Pigge is still chasing Bird Cat. While Gross Cat is still chasing Hippoe! Eventually, all four crash into one another and pile up into a huge mess. Everyone except Cat, Doge, Snache, and Those Guys B and A (who are all unconscious), make their way towards the cluttered up scene. Bob cracks his knuckles as he proudly speaks up.
Bob: Ah, the two big bosses clustered up in one pile, coincidentally! he cracks his knuckles Axe Cat, you can help with Pigge, you have the strength to pull it off!
Axe Cat: Roger that Bob! he rushes towards Pigge Tell me when, and I'll slice this pig into bacon and cabbage!
Pigge: How will you get the cabbage!? she stares at them all in fear
Hippoe: Oh come on Pigge, we all know your favorite food is cabbage! You literally can't stop eating it. It's clearly already inside of you.
Pigge: I was born in a Free organic range farm! The only food they had there are vegetables! And of course I ate them a lot when I was a piglet. Fast forward to nowadays, I even add some cabbage to my chip butties every now and then. she drools at the thought of cabbage chip butties
Hippoe: Oh, you British people are weird! I think I'm going to be sick...they gag and stare away in fear, their face is going pale Bob, just finish me off already!
Bob: Of course, basta perguntar. (just ask) Okay, time to finish you off now.
Bob grabs Hippoe, and throws them into the Kenyan base, causing it to collapse, and revealing the three variants of the Seal of Masai treasure. Inferior, Normal, and Superior. Axe Cat pounces on Pigge and slashes her torso with his Axe. Doing extra damage because of its anti-red benefits. The two grab the treasures and join the rest.
Tank Cat: Say, where's Cat? I haven't seen him at all since we got here! Is he lost or something? he stares at everyone blankly
That Guy C: grabbing Snache and placing him on top of Hippoe He's right there, unconscious on top of the unconscious Doge! I don't want to grab Doge because Cat will bite me! And I need to make it across to the next location with him. So can you get him? he stammers as he grabs Those Guys A and B and place them on top of Snache, he then places them all on top of Pigge
Tank Cat: Wait what!? Is that actually happening right now? Ooh, I want to see this, oh Bob, you have to take a look with me! Please? he grabs him
Bob: Heh, okay, I guess I'll come and see this. he grins as he flicks his toothpick and follows Tank Cat
That Guy C: And hurry up! I don't want to get bitten by any mosquitoes or anything! he cowers in fear
The Battle Act par Cat, Tank Cat, and Bob make their way inside. The latter two, alongside That Guy C approach on the former to see him. He is lying on top of Doge. The two Battle Act members are laughing at the scene in front of them. Bob eventually steps up and tries to wake up Cat.
Bob: he gently shakes Cat Hey Cat, wake up, you went unconscious mate...Cat, wake up!
Cat: he is grumbling barely audible words I'll be with you in a second...I just want to sleep.
Tank Cat: You're laying on top of Doge! he continues to giggle away
Cat: he looks down Huh? he realizes what they meant EEP! Oh fuck! he gets off Doge in embarrassment, he is stammering like crazy Why the hell was I doing that? Like...was I on him? Or was I...holding him tight? Cat is visibly confused
Bob: It's hard to describe, but your paws were... dangling? he tries to re-create the dangling You were mainly pressing your body on his though. But to answer your question, HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
Cat: Imagine if he wakes up and finds out about all this, heheh, we're fucked. he chuckles awkwardly
Tank Cat: he looks at That Guy C Well, now you can grab Doge and leave already, before he does wake up. Hurry up!
That Guy C: WAH! Don't rush me, I already had a bad enough day...leave me alone! he grabs Doge, who unfortunately, barely wakes up
Doge: Huh? Who the...where am I? he regains his focus What the hell happened to me?
That Guy C: You're in Kenya, and you fell unconscious, so Cat, who was also unconscious, was lying on top of you!
The two Cats and the Human just stare at him baffled. Especially Cat, who just wishes a meteor would strike right now.
Doge: baffled W-WHAT!? he moves around What do you mean Cat was on top of me? he seems really embarrassed I need more context!
Cat: I was...on top of you. he fidgets with his paws Hopefully we can resort this! he just says out nervously
Doge: Yeah, that shit was really weird! But the question is, were we like...hugging or...cuddling!? he hides his face in deep regret
Cat: he's at wills ends HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? I'm confused, I just want to go to bed! And forget this ever happened.
Doge: Yeah, me too, but we'll see you guys anyways. I believe we should be meeting in the next location!
Cat: Yeah, bye Doge. he is basically frozen from all the events that occurred
That Guy C: Hey, where's my goodbye!?
Cat: Oh. Piss off you! he giggles, to which everyone else apart from That Guy C laugh along, to which the poor stickman slaps Doge in the back of the head for not defending him
Doge: Ow! I'm sorry...I won't make fun of you next time. he whimpers as he rummages through his head
Cat: Yeah...heh, bye guys! he grabs Bob and Tank Cat and the three make it inside
That Guy C carries Doge and places him onto the pile. And they leave for the next location. Bob, Cat, and Tank Cat make it back inside. Only to find out, that Gross Cat and Cow Cat are...arm wrestling? Okay, what the hell happened here.
Axe Cat and Bird Cat simultaneously: Gross Cat, Gross Cat, Gross Cat.
Cow Cat: Okay, how come nobody is cheering me on for!? he is visibly pissed
Tank Cat: weakly Cow Cat, Cow Cat.
Cow Cat: TANK CAT, YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME WIN THIS RIGHT NOW! he grumbles before losing
Gross Cat: Get recked, I am officially way better than you at Arm Wrestling. Now except defeat, FOR KING HOO-HA TAKES THE CROWN! he grins, to Cow Cat's annoyance
Bob: I'm not even going to fucking ask, but I'll let you guys be yourself. Say Cat, where are we heading to next? And what's the important details? The usual, heh.
Cat: Okay! he grabs his Log Book and flicks through it Let's see...a lot is happening! We are heading to Madagascar, to obtain the Aye aye treasure. We are meeting up with two Cats, one of them being one of us. The enemies include, Doge, Those Guys, and an unknown enemy, who is also a BOSS! Yes, Snache is NOT joining the enemies to Madagascar. AND the Aye aye will also provide enough value for us to finally afford the purchase of the Relativity Clock! he appears visibly exhausted Phew...a lot of changes! I'm sure at least one of us will fail do adapt! he weakly giggles as he rests there
Bob: Jesus Christ. New Cats, a new enemy, no Snache, AND a milestone being hit? This is surely going to be a wild ride. But, it's only three enemies, or five, if you count Those Guys independently. But they're all still piss easy to deal with, and the new guy shouldn't be too bad, right? And besides, we're meeting up with more Cats, so we should be sorted against them.
Bird Cat: I'm sure no matter what happens! We will be able to accomplish our hopes, goals, and dreams together! Let's continue onwards tomorrow and push boundaries like they haven't been pushed before. Let's get some good nights sleep for now, and make our way to Madagascar tomorrow!
Cow Cat: Agreed, I'm tired as hell, good night everyone! Except Gross Cat, I wish him just an average night! Gross Cat just sniggers at the response
And so, The Battle Act all make their way to their beds and sleep. Concluding yet another epic adventure. Sure, we may have our highs and lows, peaks and flops, exciting and humiliating moments. But at the end of the day, you can always turn to the ones you love the most for comfort and to share your experiences with. It will be needed by Bob and the Cats as they make their way to face the new enemy. What challenges will the Cats overcome? To answer that, we can only find out very, very soon!
TO BE CONTINUED
I feel so alive! I actually am getting so close to having all of the common cats in the story! I won't spoil anything for story purposes, but I believe the players of the video game know EXACTLY who is coming next! Here was an episode with a lot more enemies in comparison to most of them. That being, an additional ONE, but still! I wanted to have decent character interactions, while still making the story funny and unique. I hope it turned out quite well. Let's finish this arc with a BANG!
Stay tuned for the Arc finale, in the next edition!
The Battle Cats (2014) and its respective characters and features are all owned by Ponos Corporation.
The Character Bob is owned by me, however, feel free to use him without profit, just as long as you credit the owner.
This fiction is 100% unofficial, and can be considered as Fan-made.