That night Lisa looked with trepidation at a small bone. that voice was probably nothing A trick of the wind perhaps. But she put the bone in her pocket. And went to sleep. There was no nightmare instead a maid greeted her.
" thank you for welcoming me into your mind. I hate forcing myself in." Said the Maid
"Your welcome. What is this about?" Said the scientist
" I was originally going to ask you to keep me around maybe offer you advice. But well I looked through your memories. You are not a Maid but a woman of Science. Who just recently got a massive flood of self loathing and guilt. Now the reason is Lincoln he is your moral compass. You used to see him not that often twice a year to check up on his daughter. But now The crushing guilt of all of the crimes you've committed is piling up on you. but the one that involves Lucy in particular is hitting you hardest." Said the maid
"So you're either a manifestation of my guilt. Or Lucy is right and there are ghosts. Either way you know a lot about me and I know nothing about you." Said Lisa
"I am a ghost. I was a maid. I got murdered by my lover. She was the owner of the house the one you moved. I assume those Automatons were yours. Well anyways My mistress found a man and feared what I could say. So I was murdered and hidden in the walls. So I haunted the building. For my revenge I made them uncomfortable. I found out he was after her Fortune. So one day I knock some letters onto the ground. That concerned her dwindling money. He found them and left never to return. She grabbed my skull and through herself into an abandoned well. Giving me a last kiss. So I was stranded on the mortal plane. She was gone but I still haunted the house. So I am trapped. So I have A proposal. I estimate you are about two weeks away from possibly ending yourself. So can I take over instead?" Said the ghost
" I don't think I'm that mentally unstable." Said Lisa
" how about you let me take over once in a while. I can be very handy. " Said the girl
" let me consult with Lucy" Said Lisa
"oh that spiritualist you live with. Who I thought was your mistress." Said the ghost
"Yes, say what is your name?" Said Lisa
" it has been so long. So very long since I have said it. I um don't remember" Said the girl looking devastated
"I will look into it but until then I will call you maid." Said Lisa
"Ok I will let you go back to your dreams" Said the Maid
" can we just stay together?" Said Lisa
"Ok" The maid said with a smile
The two of them sat back to back thinking and Hoping.
Meanwhile elsewhere in the house Lupa was very curious. What was that pink book she thought. Lupa was going to steal it. She grabbed her Lock picking kit her dad got for her. Opening the door was easy it was the second most practiced door in the house. She prepared herself to see what depravity her parents were doing. She was super surprised at what it was. Lucy was dancing very cutely. She was in a pink onesie with cat ears. She was going to burst out into laughter. But she stifled it. There it was under what was definitely a corset with white stains and definitely a hentai magazine. She grabbed it and snuck back out of the room. Let's see what was so embarrassing. The cover read Pony princess. This is going to be incredibly embarrassing for Lucy. She cracked it open and was shocked to read the first word.
Plan to make Lupa Loud and permanently ensnare my brother's affection.
She read it her mother was incredibly manipulative. And Lincoln was the center of her World. She Stole him from a girl call Ronnie Anne. She Destroyed The family kind of on purpose. Lupa was no accident. She plan to make their life so idyllic he would never want to go back.
" sigh Lupa, Lupa. when I didn't find my book I thought you would have it." Said Lucy
Lupa froze
" I see you have read it. So what do you think? Your mother manipulated everyone…" Lucy was interrupted
" just to make me." Said Lupa hugging Lucy. She stroked her daughter's hair.
"And keep the Man of my dream." Said Lucy The Heard something and then look up
" Lincoln" Said Lupa and Lucy in unison
Lupa noticed what Lucy was wearing. A black Teddy and fishnets.
" you changed out of a onesie to this mom?" Said Lupa
" I had it on underneath." Said Lucy
" I heard someone say my name." Said Lincoln
" I found what I was going to show you. i'm finally coming clean to you. Here's what I did to make us." Said Lucy handing him the book
"Oh um ok I will go read this." Said Lincoln leaving the room
"So who is this possible mother of mine Ronnie Anne." Said Lupa
"A Hispanic girl and I am your only mother." Said Lucy
" is that why you hate Mexican food?" Asked Lupa
" maybe that, but it is spicy we do have a Scottish palate." Said Lucy
" do we need to worry about this Ronnie Anne mommy" Said Lupa
" probably not." Said Lucy
" you did a lot of planning to make me." Said Lupa matter-of-factly
" I was reading a lot of spy novels And you know your father with plans." Said Lucy
" you read spy novels?" Said Lupa
"Your father likes them and I thought it was a good idea to help get close to him. It turned out it helped with the planning and tradecraft." Said Lucy
" do you want to read some now?" Said Lupa
"Yes I do" said a worried Lucy.
" don't worry he is our Lincoln now. you stole him fair and square. You even planned the perfect heist." Said Lupa
" I hope I did because I cannot live without this diamond." Said Lucy
Hours pass Lupa and Lucy read in her room. When Lincoln comes in.
" you wonderful crazy woman. I always knew you were selfish. Lupa my darling. Do you wanna know the worst part is I think it was worth it. You are now my sister my World. you've been that for so long. You make me stand up for myself to pick you. Oh I know you did a lot of things to make sure of that. Making me feel special, always comforting me, and the mind breaking sex you give me. sorry Lupa" Said Lincoln looking at his daughter
" no keep going I wish I had popcorn." Said Lupa
"Lucy my sister my lover my puppet master. The mother of my one and only daughter. you're like a yandere that avoided doing murders thankfully." Said Lincoln
"Lupa honey can you leave the room." Said Lucy
"This is my room. if you can't get back to yours make love in the hallway." Said Lupa
They did, Much to the The other peoples annoyance. They were very loud.
In the morning everyone except Lisa made their way down to breakfast. Everyone was Looking at the black and white haired Lovers annoyed.
"So I guess it's safe to assume you fucked in every room." Said Luna
"Yes we have" Said Lincoln
" not my room." Said Lupa
"Oh yes we did. in fact you were conceived in that bed." Said Lucy
" Lupa your bed doesn't look like either of there childhood beds. She's messing with you." Said Luna.
" I want to know how many rooms Lucy and Lincoln did it in the old house." Said Luna
"All of them including the vents." Said Lucy
"You have to be joking about the vents, how? " Said Luan
"She is not joking it was very cramped and I will tell you later." Said Lincoln
"Mom how did you have sex in the vents" said Lupa
"you have to be a contortionist. One person goes in Head first The other one goes in feet first." Said Lucy
"Lucy." Said Lincoln
"she might need to know some day." Said Lucy
"and she can ask you then." Said Lincoln
"it took a while to figure it out." Said Lucy
" OK it's your turn." Said Lincoln
"Every bed." Said Luan
"and the garage." Said Luna
"sigh Sorry Lupa." Said Lincoln he said the sigh like Lucy.
"I don't mind you should see what they were up to last night. Before the hallway. " said Lupa
"You will never speak of that Lupa" Said Lucy
"sigh." Said Lincoln the same way
"it's still creeps me out when he does that" Said Luan
"she has rubbed off on him A lot. " Said Luan
"trust me she has" Said Lupa Side eyeing Luan.
"oh mom we need to do some errands. We need shotgun shells." Said Lupa
" I also need to pick up eggs we are going through them very fast." Said Lincoln
"I wonder why." Said lucy eating her burnt eggs.
Lisa comes downstairs and sits at the table.
" sleeping in Lisa after the noise?" Said Luna
" what noise? I slept incredibly well." Said Lisa
"never mind that here are your eggs Lisa." Said Lincoln
" thank you Lincoln. Lucy I have some occult questions I need to ask you." Said lisa
" finally admitting to yourself that everything can be seen isn't all that's there." Said lucy
"something like that. I want to speak tonight. I need to think about a few things." Said Lisa
"Ok we will then speak on matters of The occult. But first Lupa can you make ready the ship" Said Lucy
"Yes mommy." Said Lupa running off
"We will continue to move your stuff to the new house." Said Luna
" just remember looking through any of the stuff specially on high shelves may scar you." Said Lucy
"We are already very scarred." Said luna
"Lucy would make a very good citizen of Philadelphia." Said Luan
" why Philadelphia?" Said Lucy
"It's the city of brotherly love." Said Luan
Lucy gives a half smile as she gets up. "working on a new routines?" Said Lucy
"Yes. It is More literary." Said Luan
" I would've said geographical." Said Lucy
"there are books of maps." Said Luan
"Lucy lets go. Don't look through my stuff" Said Lincoln looking at his sisters.
They exit the lighthouse and they then get onto the hornet. Lupa kicks off from the dock and they sail into town.