Alucard, who was looking at his new uniform, only showed an ironic smile, since his old red suit had been replaced by a more military uniform of the general of the enclave and although he didn't quite like it.

He had no other option so he changed and looking at his black leather gloves he frowned. "It's inelegant but I guess I'll change it when Integra gets older, which is a few years."

After this he walked towards a black briefcase which he opened revealing his two characteristic weapons, so he took them and before leaving his room he put on his characteristic glasses, only black in color.

When he came out he could see Seras Victoria wearing an Intel Enclave officer uniform. "You look elegant, police. I wish you wore more clothes with that style, although I'm curious to see what toy they gave you."

Seras materialized a huge anti-materiel rifle that had a smart scope. "It's a good weapon Master."

Alucard looked at her for a moment before smiling and starting to walk. "Come police, today we have to meet our babysitter, I hope Franz hasn't disappointed me."

The two left the barracks and took the elevator to the 4.5th floor, since that is where they will meet their nanny. While the elevator was going up to the 7th floor, it stopped and Neco Arc got on, who looked at Alucard and Seras with curiosity. before taking out a banana.

Neco arc pressed the banana in a few places before placing it on his ear "Moshi, Moshi Pretty boy! I would like to report a vampire with excessive drama and a girl with lighting problems."

Seras frowned and then laughed softly "What...what is that humanoid cat Master doing?"

Alucard smiled his trademark crooked smile. "Looks like someone is trying to make an important call, fruit police, maybe."

"Yes, yes. I need you to come pick up a walking shadow with a twisted sense of humor. No, I don't mean a literal shadow. Yes, with a hat and all." Neco arc said as he moved his cat tail from side to side.

Alucard looked at Neco arc with genuine interest. "Where did you get that banana, little one? It's rare to see communication fruits in good condition these days."

Neco arc who had an exaggeratedly serious expression opened his hands "It's advanced technology- nya! Latest trend in telecommunications. Do you want to try it? You could call your 'coffin girl' and see if she is free for a date sexy boy."

Seras could no longer contain her laughter. "This is the strangest thing I've seen in a long time. Even stranger than feral ghouls in bikinis."

Neco arc ignored Seras and gave the banana to Alucard "Come on, try it sexy boy. Maybe you can order a delivery of fresh blood. Extra red or with a hint of lemon- nya?"

Alucard took the banana with a theatrical bow. "Thank you, my tiny technology provider. Let's see, how do I use this? Do I press the 'peel' button to dial?"

Neco arc shaking his head nodded and gave a playful jump "Exactly! Just don't peel it, unless you want to make a long distance call sexy boy."

At that moment the elevator stopped and Neco arc kissed the air before leaving, leaving the pair of vampires.

Seras looked at the banana with a smile. "I don't think I'll ever forget this. Next time I see a banana, I'll remember that it can also be a phone..."

Her words were interrupted when a song began to play from the banana. "Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone…"

Alucard laughed before placing the banana in his ear. "See you later, sexy boy! Remember, if you need more cutting-edge technology, you know where to find me. Banana-tion accomplished!"

With this the call ended and Alucard put it away showing a sincere smile. "We should consider hiring her. She could be our new communications specialist. What do you say, Seras?"

Seras who couldn't stop laughing just nodded, the atmosphere in the elevator was good until they reached their destination.

When the doors opened they saw a blonde girl with golden eyes dressed in the Umbrella uniform. "I am glad to see that you have arrived, it is a pleasure to meet you Alucard and Seras, I am Janne da arc and I will be her caretaker."

Alucard with her twisted smile brought her face closer to Janne and looked at her for a few seconds before laughing. "The Maid of Orleans, what an honor to be in front of a celebrity, you're my babysitter, huh? Are you going to make sure I behaves for you?"

Janne stared at Alucard without showing fear "I am here to ensure that you complete the mission without causing unnecessary destruction and to keep Seras safe from your... influence."

Alucard crossed his arms and nodded silently. "Very well, maid of Orleans, I recognize you as my nanny, I will be in your care."