At the Sunflower farm, Skara was in her girlfriend's bedroom lying on her girlfriend's bed. As she did that, Viney was going through her wardrobe trying to find the perfect bikini for her. She chose two choices.

One a mixture of blue and red; The other was a plain green. Viney turned to her girlfriend. "Hey, Ska, which one do you think makes me hotter?" She used her magic to change out of her casual attire and into the first bikini, exposing all her muscles. "This one?" She used her magic to change into the other one. "Or this one?"

Skara began to blush at the sight of her girlfriend in two amazing bikinis. But then, she began staring at her abs. It was then, she decided to ask a question.

"Hey, Viney, I need to ask a weird question." Skara said.

"Fire away." Viney responded.

"Well, it's about your abs." Skara said.

Viney laughed. "I assure you, they're real." She began to flex them, causing Skara to blush like crazy.

"No! No! I know they're real!" Skara covered her face with a pillow. "Is it true that, your abs can sizzle?"

"Oh yeah." Viney replied. "When the Isles are at a certain temperature then any witches with abs becomes a living grill. But they start to sizzle when the sun shines directly on them. I'm surprised you don't know this."

Skara heated up a burger with her magic and began to eat it. "Well, I didn't take that much biology."

"Ya know, I use my abs to cook my own food." Viney said.

"That sounds unhygienic." Skara remarked.

"Oh, that burger you're eating, that was cooked on my abs." Viney then casually used her magic to change back into her casual attire while Skara looked disgusted.

She looked at her snack in disgust over realising that her own girlfriend cooked this using her own body. She then ran towards a trash can and began to spit out what remained of the meal. "Gross!"

"Come on, it's not as bad as you think!" Viney argued. "Which bikini did you think looked good?"

Skara continued to spit into the trash can and groaned as her face turned green. "Oh, I feel like green."

"Green it is!" Viney smiled.

Meanwhile, at a surfboard store somewhere in Bonesborough, Alador, now wearing a pair of shades instead of a pair of goggles, entered the store known only as Turf Surf. The turf surf was a relatively small store which had surfboards hanging from display boards or on a wall. It was also lit up by neon lighting.

The owner who looked literally a little fishy, noted his customer. "Good morning. How can I help you today?"

Alador smiled. "Hi there, I would like a surfboard."

"Any particular type?"

"Do you have one for someone who hasn't done surfing in a while and wants to get back in the game?" Alador asked.

"I know the type for an old man, like you." The fish demon summoned a surf board that had railings. "So that way you won't fall into the boiling waters."

Alador looked annoyed. "Excuse me, how old do you think I am?"

"Uh….79?"

"Sunny, I'm 49, approaching 50, and I'm still in good shape." Alador retorted.

"Dude, you have a hunch on your back." The fish said.

"Young man, would you like to be underestimated when you're older?" He asked.

"Uh…No…I…."

"Well, maybe you shouldn't underestimate someone middle aged or otherwise the same might happen to you." Alador requested. "Now, get me a surf board made for pros."

The fish demon looked like he regretted what he said and smiled. "Sure, I might have the one." The fish demon tried snapping his fingers but realised he had fins. So, he just clicked his tongue, summoning a large hanger from the wall filled with surfboards.

Alador looked at them mildly intrigued. "Hmmm, they're good…" He looked at one that was growling at him. "…But they're not what I'm looking for. I need something tense, I need it to represent the inner animal coming out of me."

The owner looked at Alador with a stunned expression. "You're daring for someone approaching fifty." The owner dug under the desk and pulled a dark robe before putting it on. "Follow me, sir." The fish then pulled a flaming torch from the wall and opened a hatch on the floor. "You want this one."

The fish walked through the secret hatch. Alador looked reluctant but went and followed the fish anyway. When he reached the bottom of the dark and ominous spiral staircase, he saw something that blew his tiny feeble mind.

"Wow!"

Meanwhile, at a swimsuit store somewhere in Bonesborough, everyone was looking for a swimsuit perfect for them. The store itself was relatively small but still held a bunch of swimsuits.

Swimming trunks, bikinis, speedos, basically any swimsuits. Whether living or non living.

Amity was busy looking at a purple bikini that was absolutely perfect for her. "Luz, what do you think about this?"

Luz walked up to her girlfriend and placed her hand on her shoulder. "I think it would look very caliente on you, Hermosa."

Amity blushed. "You sure?"

"Positive." Luz replied. "Now, why don't you try it on and showcase it to me?"

Amity walked towards a changing room to get changed into her bikini. As she did, she walked past Lilith, whom was looking for a swimsuit for her to wear.

Right now, she was torn between a black bikini, a black one piece swimsuit and another one piece swimsuit with red lines going from her pits.

"I…Don't know, Hootcifer." Lilith said. "I'm not sure."

"Lulu, whatever you wear, you'll look fantastic." Hooty said.

Lilith smiled. "Thank you, Hooty." She then frowned. "I'm not sure…This bikini's a little loud for me, this swimsuit makes it look like I'm bleeding from my armpits and this one is a fine one piece swimsuit. But it has a hole that will show my belly button."

Eda suddenly appeared behind her sister while holding a maroon red bikini. "Lilith, the only reason why you're afraid is because you're not as bold or daring. Besides, it's not like you have anything to show."

Lilith narrowed her eyes at her sister. "How dare you! You know what?!" She tossed two of them aside and showed Eda a one piece suit. "Window to my midriff it is!"

"That's the spirit, sister!" Eda exclaimed.

Meanwhile in the changing room, Amity was looking at her reflection in the mirror while holding her bikini, unsure of what to think.

The purple bikini looked great but then she exhaled. "It looks good." She then began to inspect her butt by feeling it. She had been feeling this for a while.

Ever since she got out of Odalia's strict dieting and went to a more diverse diet she felt she had put on weight. The doctor's said she was physically healthy but she felt she had put weight on her butt since it looked more fat than what it was before. It honestly made her feel a little bit insecure of herself.

She felt so insecure that the idea of trying on the bikini made her feel disgusted that she tossed it aside and sat on a bench to contemplate her decision making.

Outside, King was acting fussy while Raine was busy picking a swimsuit for them. "Come on, I don't need a pair of swimming trunks!" King whined.

"Now, King, Eda requested you wear swimming trunks to look decent." Raine said. "That, and she said you being the only one allowed to be nude made her self conscious."

"She's still on about that nude beach?!" King asked.

Raine sighed. "She's still on about that nude beach."

"But what about Vee?" King asked. "She's a basilisk. She's technically naked."

Vee walked past king in her human disguise. "Depends on what form your skin takes. But to be honest, I feel like wearing a swimsuit."

"And what about Hooty?!" King asked. "He's naked."

Hooty slithered up to King. "I'm not naked. I just so happen to be wearing my skin. If I took it off, I'd be naked. By the way, would this look fat on me?" Hooty grabbed a green bikini and smiled.

"Don't worry, King, I'll find you something until Amity finishes getting changed." Luz said.

While Luz began to skim through the swimming trunks on sale, Eda snuck up to Luz. "At this beach, you sure there isn't a section for letting all loose?"

Luz sighed. "Eda for the last time, there is no nude beach."

Eda groaned. "You were a lot fun when you were 14. You would have been fine with it."

Luz shook her head. "Not really."

Meanwhile, Willow was looking for a bikini to wear while Hunter was looking for trunks. He found a pair which was yellow, had green patches and what looked to be of a green bird on the leg.

"Hey Hun, what do you think of this?" She removed the bikini from the hanger to show it off to her boyfriend. It was a very light yellow with green on the edges.

Hunter in that moment, imagined his girlfriend in the getup and blushed. "Yup…Perfect."

"You said that about the last getups." Willow remarked.

Hunter blushed. "You make everything you wear hot, it's kind of impossible."

Willow rubbed the back of her head sheepishly. "Awww, thanks, Hun."

"Just hope we don't run into a shark again." Hunter remarked.

"It won't." Willow flashed her biceps. "Because it will have to get through these!"

Jerbo approached Willow. "I'm not sure if your muscles would be able to withstand a bite from an animal."

Willow grinned and pulled her shirt up to show off her rock hard belly. "Wanna bet?"

Jerbo looked confused. "You want me to bite your tummy?"

Willow narrowed her eyes at Jerbo. "No, I don't want you damaging your teeth. Just punch me. above the belt and below the chest."

Jerbo looked reluctant but he punched Willow right in her stomach, which somehow caused her to not flinch. As for Jerbo, he felt a crack in his knuckles and cried in pain.

"Ow! That really hurt!"

"Mmm hmm, that's darn right." Willow remarked.

As this went on, Barcus and Gus were watching from afar. "What's a shark?" Barcus asked.

Gus drew a spell circle and an image of a shark eating a naked woman from below the surface of the water appeared. "That's a shark. Though they're not that big. I saw that on a movie poster."

"They look scary."

"Yeah. Hunter encountered one." Gus explained. "It was a very scary beach day."

Hunter approached the two. "You wouldn't believe it."

"What happened that day?" Barcus asked.

Hunter exhaled. "It was a beach day, around five years ago. We were still trapped in the Human Realm then and Camila thought it would be nice to go to the beach. It was a nice idea. Though there were risks. Something called melanoma, beach thieves, rocks and the deep blue of the ocean. What she didn't warn about, was a creature that all of humankind fears. A shark. Me and Willow were just diving together. This was before she got her abs so she was…Let's say not overweight but not thin…But 16 year old me still was attracted to her. Anyway, we saw creatures such as crabs, cuttlefish and clownfish which don't look funny to me. But for some reason, a certain creature had their eyes set out for Willow. Probably mistaken her for a seal or something. I knew it was on the attack when I saw it, the hunger in its eyes. Those cold lifeless black eyes that roll into white when they on the offence. I was thankfully close enough to where Willow would have been eaten alive. And I stabbed that shark in its eye, with a piece of coral I had in my hand. The shark swam away. I guess it knew it was beaten. We arrived to the shore before more of them could come. To this day, I have this feeling that the shark has it out for me after I destroyed its eye. I feel it's biding its time."

Hunter stared off ominously while Barcus looked fearful. This was the first time he had heard of a shark and it was as terrifying as it looked on the illusion.

That was when, the ominous atmosphere caused by Hunter was ruined when Luz smacked the back of his head.

"Hunter, I've told you that sharks are not bloodthirsty creatures." Luz said. "They're some of the most misunderstood creatures in the entire Human Realm."

"But…It could have killed Willow." Hunter argued.

"Hunter, you're more likely to be crushed by a vending machine than be attacked by a shark." Luz said.

Not far, Edric was standing close to a vending machine getting a snack. Upon hearing that comment, he backed away in fear of getting crushed by the machine.

He backed away so far, he accidentally bumped into his sister, holding a beige yellow bikini. "Edric!"

"Sorry sis, just avoiding my death." He stared at the vending machine in fear, something that his sister took notice of.

"Edric, that's a vending machine." Emira said.

"I know!" Edric exclaimed.

Emira rolled her eyes. "Hey Ed, have you seen Dad anywhere?"

"I don't know." Edric replied.

Darius approached the twins. "Your Dad has gone to get some supplies. I'm not sure. He was kind of vague on what kind of supplies. I think it's something to do with surfing."

"Is it true Dad used to surf the Boiling Sea when he was young?" Edric asked Darius

Darius smiled. "He did." He drew a spell circle to summon his scroll to show the twins a picture of a young Alador around 16, surfing in a wave of the boiling sea. "And he had a talent for it. He used to compete in surfing competitions and won every prize. Mainly that's because he never fell into the boiling sea."

"Wow." Edric and Emira were wowed by this fact.

"He's a brawler and a surfer?" Emira remarked. "Our Dad used to be cool."

"He was pretty cool." Darius smiled. "That was until he met Odalia." He frowned angrily.

Edric and Emira shivered. "What a witch." Edric remarked.

"I honestly hope he isn't thinking of going back to surfing." Darius exhaled. "It would be pretty reckless of him especially approaching 50."

Meanwhile, Steve was busy looking for a pair of trunks when he noticed Luz. "Hey Luz, haven't you thought about inviting anyone else? I feel bad about leaving my brother, Mat out."

"I tried to ask him. I even asked Bump, Eberwolf and The Collector. But they haven't gotten back to me." Luz explained.

"That sucks." Steve said. "I think they would have liked it."

Then, Emira approached Luz. "Hey, Luz, is Amity okay? I haven't seen her since she went into the changing room."

Luz began to realise that her girlfriend hadn't come out of the changing room yet which made her worry. "I hope she's okay." She walked towards a changing room with a closed curtain.

"Sweet Potato?" Luz asked.

Then, Jerbo poked his head out. "Wrong changing room."

"I'm in the next one." Amity's voice was heard in the changing room next door.

Luz approached the changing room. "Amity, Sweet Potato, are you okay?"

"Luz, I don't think I should be wearing a bikini." Amity said.

"Why?" Luz asked.

The witch inhaled through her nose. "It's because I'm fat." Amity admitted.

Luz laughed. "Amity, you're not fat. You might have put on weight but your belly is absolutely fine."

"No Luz, it's not my belly." Amity said. "It's my butt."

Luz laughed. "Amity, that is not true."

"Luz, my butt are like two giant melons, I don't think I should go through it." Amity sniffled. "What if I'm humiliated?"

"Amity, you shouldn't worry about the size of your butt." Luz said.

"Well that's because you like it!" Amity said.

Luz blushed a little. "Well, I can't lie. Listen Amity, if the bikini doesn't look good on you, then I will help you find a perfect one. Okay?"

Amity sounded reluctant but then exhaled. "Alright." She used her magic to put her bikini on. She moved the curtain to reveal to her girlfriend her dark purple bikini. The bottom straps going around her torso.

Luz's eyes went wide and her whole face turned a shade red at the sight of her girlfriend in her bikini. "Give a turn." Luz requested.

Amity turned around to show her back to her girlfriend. Luz gushed at the sight but then looked at her rear to see if the bottoms made her look fat.

"How do I look?" She asked.

Luz began to drool. "Amazing. But how do you look?"

Amity looked at her reflection, specifically around the back. She touched her rear and raised a brow. "Okay, this doesn't look bad on me. I mean, I guess I overreacted. My butt looks fine in it."

"But you know, this Lumity set isn't complete without…" Luz grabbed the collar of her shirt and her hem of her pants before tearing them off to reveal that she was wearing her bikini. "…A Luz."

Amity briefly blushed before laughing. "Was that really necessary?"

"No." Luz replied. "I just wanted to see how good we looked in our swimsuits together. And I gotta say, we look flawless."

"But there is a problem." Amity stated before she used her magic to put her casual clothes back on. "I wasn't wearing tearable clothes."

Luz realised her mistake and looked red in the face. "Oh…" She looked behind her and saw everyone that had come swimsuit shopping with her look at her with surprised faces.

"Huh, this reminds me of my first time swimsuit shopping." Eda remarked. "Bold move, Luz."

Luz just covered herself and backed away in embarrassment which Amity found amusing. "Please tell me you brought your spare clothes."

Luz chuckled. "I got carried away with seeing you in that bikini that I didn't think."

Amity smiled and removed her jacket revealing her white tank top. "Here…"

Luz took the jacket and put it on herself. She smiled at Amity and gave her a kiss on the cheek. "Thank you, Amity. Mind if we head back to your place for spare clothes?"

Amity patted her girlfriend on her back. "Sure thing, Batata."

Then, the two girlfriends began to walk out of the changing room hand-in-hand together passed everyone, trying to forget the Noceda's strange display of affection to her girlfriend.

"Huh, love makes you do humiliating things." King remarked.

Meanwhile, at a chiropractor, Alador walked in while dressed in an orange tucked-in Hawaiian shirt. The chiropractor looked like a goat with a pair of circular specs and a white lab coat.

"Hello sir, can I help you?" The Doctor asked.

"Sir, I want you to help rearrange my back." Alador requested.

The doctor analysed him. "And how long has it been this way?"

"For the last 25 years." Alador replied.

The goat doctor seethed his teeth. "That might take some time. I mean, the expenses you will have to exchange for my hands into order to…." Alador interrupted him by placing a jar filled with snails in his hooves. "….Ookay, I will see what I can do."

Alador smiled. "Thank you Odalia for the alimony money. Thank Titan I spent most of my life savings on this shirt."

Later at the Hunter and Willow's house late at night, Hunter was dressed in his red buttoned up pyjamas getting ready for bed. "Can you wait for tomorrow?"

"Not really." Willow replied as she took off her shirt. "It's gonna be awesome. Especially accounting for the fact that I get to see a handsome prince in his trunks." She gave her boyfriend a flirtatious look.

Hunter arched a brow. "You know, I will also see a goddess of a captain expose her muscles."

Willow flexed her biceps. "Like right now?"

Hunter got in bed. "Yup. But maybe a little more of a power flex."

Willow got in bed with her boyfriend and took off her glasses. "Last time that happened, I think I almost popped a vessel. Or worse, almost cause a nuclear explosion."

Hunter laughed as he began lying on his girlfriend's abs. "Let's hope it's not the latter."

Willow smiled. "Least I'll go out knowing you were very, very happy."

Hunter's smile vanished as he began to asked Willow a question. "Will we meet that shark again?"

Willow smiled at her boyfriend. "I doubt it. I mean, it's not like a shark can hold a grudge. Because they're just animals who only know how to eat and swim. You don't need to worry about a thing." She kissed Hunter against his forehead.

"Still, I'd like to try and see that shark bite your abs." Hunter said.

"It'll break its teeth that's for sure." Willow said.

"What will happen if my lips come into contact?" Hunter asked with a mischievous grin.

Willow's eyes went wide. "Hunter…Don't you dare." She said rather playfully.

Hunter licked his lips. "Dare?"

"Hunter, don't." Willow chided.

Hunter smiled. "Okay." He began to kiss Willow's abs, causing her to laugh at the tickling sensation.

"HUNTER!" She laughed hard. "STOP IT!" But Hunter didn't listen, he continued to kiss his girlfriend's stomach, causing tears from her laughter fell from her eyes. "HUNTER!"

Meanwhile, at Blight Manor, Darius was lying in his and Alador's bed reading a book all while he awaited his partner to return home.

Darius was currently reading a book called Ignorance and Discrimination. About a young witch who begins to realise her judgment and strives for actual goodness.

"Go, Mr Marcy." Darius said. "Go!"

As he continued reading the book, he was suddenly hearing the sound of a Human Realm song playing. It sounded like the song Let's Get It Started by The Black Eyed Peas.

Darius, having heard human music before and not being particular fond of it, closed the book and covered his ears with Abomination hands.

"Uh…Please tell me this isn't Alador." Darius pleaded. "Please let it be Edric intoxicated on apple blood."

But unfortunately, that wishful outcome never came to fruition as Alador kicked the door down. Only he was different from Darius' perspective. He was wearing a tucked in red Hawaiian shirt with a few buttons undone to show off his chest hair, a pair of beige shorts, sandals, a boombox and a pair of sunglasses. But what caught his eye the most, was his back was completely straight.

"Darius dear, say hello to your new and improved man!" Alador exclaimed.

Darius stared fearfully at his partner. "Oh Titan, help me."