Three superheroes landed on an out of control bus speeding down the Champs-Elysées.

"Ready guys?" Ladybug asked,

"Always ready!" her two companions chorused. Cat Noir tossed his baton to Ladybug who jumped under the bus while Lycanthria ran alongside the bus, keeping pace and slicing through the rubber tyres with her sword. Cat caught his baton that his lady had returned to him, he threw it towards a couple of traffic lights where it extended and got caught, slowing the bus to a stop.

Soon the various civilians who had been trapped in the runaway bus all excited, thanking the three heroes.

"So, uh, Ladybug," Cat began as he started assisting people off the bus, "What would you say if you and I met up tonight for a little dinner, rooftop style?"

"For dinner? As superheroes?"

"Well, uh. . . yeah! That's right!" cat struggled to say, feeling Lycanthria's gaze on his back, "We're almost only together when we're saving Paris. I mean, wouldn't you actually like to get to know one another?"

Ladybug looked past him at Naia, a look of significance past between them, "That's so thoughtful of you Cat Noir . . . but I can't. I've already got plans with some friends."

Cat wasn't deterred, "Well if your plans end early, come and join me."

Ladybug smiled with a near undiscernable hint of disappointment in her tone, "We'll see,"

"I'll be waiting, milady!" he called as the love of his life swung away.

Naia cuffed him over the head.

"Ow! What was that for?" he whined,

"Need I remind you that you already have plans?" She chastised, "Are you planning to abandon them in the inevitable sneaking out, after your father forbids you from going in favour of setting up for a date that won't be happening?"

The tomcat looked sheepish, "Maybe?" He could not resist that penetrating glare.

Adrien sighed and took out his phone,

"You better not be cancelling on him, because I know we're still going out." Naia warned, Adrien put his phone back down.

Natalie walked in, "There's no point waiting for Mr Agreste, he'll be dining in his office,"

Adrien burst out, "Then what's the point of keeping me here if he's never gonna show up?" he ran out if the room.

Naia paused, "I'll make sure he cools down and remembers to practice piano before bed," Natalie nodded in recognition. She ran after him.

They ran into Adrien's room, "Fuel up Plagg, Adrin may not be allowed out of the house but Cat Noir is." He turned on his MP3 player. Naia stopped him from transforming instantly.

"Adrien, if you go to prepare for that rooftop dinner instead of getting Andrè's with your friends, then I will castrate you and then no litter of Catbugs for me to be Auntie Naia for." He went to shrug her off but couldn't,

"Adrien. Ladybug won't be coming, would you rather have a fun evening with your friends or ruin your own night and inadvertently cause an akuma because one of your friends becomes the first person ever to refuse Andrè's Ice cream. All because you aren't there?"

He stared at her, because he knew she wasn't kidding. She never joked about akumas. He shelved his pride and nodded, "Okay, go put on one of your practice recordings. I'll wait for you outside."

Naia walked into her room and turned on her recording clip of her rehearsing 'Titanium' by David Guetta.

"Howell, Chase the moon!"

The two mammal themed heroes landed just outside the Trocadéro and detransformed. They walked over to their friends who let out cries of excitement at seeing them.

"Hey dudes!" Nino called, "How'd you convince your old man to let you leave the fortress?"

"We didn't," Adrien chuckled, "instead this one convinced me to sneak out."

"Woah,"

"Seriously?"

"So cool."

"Yep, the golden boy needs fattening up, he weighs as much as 10 year old me!" Naia picked him up to prove his point and he squirmed like a cat to escape her hold on him but she kept a grip on him until he knocked them both down. The friends blinked before bursting into laughter.

Marinette and Nino helped them up.

"So anyone know where Andrè is?" Adrien asked.

"That's the fun of Andrè's dude, " Nino said, "You gotta follow his clues before you can get his ice cream. "

Naia grinned impishly, "Anyone wanna bet that he's-"

"Oh no no no, future girl. The others might have fallen for that, but I remember your talents. Your not tricking us into a bet." Alya interrupted.

The prophet smiled coyly and only said, "This time."

Ivan laughed, "The first time Mylène and I wanted André's ice cream, it took us 3 hours to find his cart! Do you remember?"

'Hey, someone posted a photo! He's on his was to the Pont des Arts!" Nino interjected.

"Let's go!" Adrien said and made to start running, only to be stopped by his sister,

"Hold it Usain Bolt. We don't want anyone to know that the golden boy snuck out do we?" She tossed him a green hoodie, "Take off your overshirt and switch it with this. Your outfit is as iconic as you. Marinette can you hold onto it for him?"

"Y-yeah I can have- I mean, hold, Adrien's shirt- no, overshirt, for him." She stuttered and blushed.

"Great!" Adrien paid no mind to her blushing and fumbling as he stripped off the overshirt and pulled the hoodie on, his shirt lifting to reveal his abs in the process. Poor Marinette looked like she was going to faint when she saw that.

"My name is André! André! Glacé! The sweetheart matchmaker! With one scoop or two, I'll find love for you with magical ice-cream flavors! My name is André! André! Glacé! The sweetheart matchmaker! With one scoop or two, I'll find love for you with my magical ice-cream flavors!"

The voice of André the ice cream man rang out as the 8 friends arrived by the bridge where he was singing.


A/N ~ btw I've had Rose and Juleka join the group because

I'm a whore for lesbian content

"Hey, he's here!" Nino shouted as they ran towards the man.

"Let's go!" Adrien shouted, pulling Marinette along without realising it.

Naia walked up with Alya by her side, 'I didn't tell Adrien the legend," She chortled, "I think we should keep it that way until he's finished. Let him share one with Marinette."

"Ooh, I like the way you think girl. So your on board with Adrienette too?" She asked.

"It's my real world OTP, I know it works out too. I'm just speeding up the process. We also avoided an akuma through this." Naia responded.

Ivan and Myléne walked up to the ice cream man,

"Bonjour André" Myléne called,

"Striking young Ivan and dear sweet Mylène! If you aren't still the cutest lovebirds I've seen! Chocolate, praline, and white nougat for you! A special concoction to keep your love true!" the two high school sweethearts walked away holding their icecreams together.

Alya and Nino walked up, too taken with eachother too say anything at first,

"Ah, these two I've never seen. This your first time here with me?"

They both laughed, "Yeah!"

"Coconut, banana, and a touch of passion fruit!"

Naia thought to herself, 'Now that's as unique as they are.'

Rose and Juleka walked up blushing and everyone bar André, Naia and Adrien gaped at the now revealed couple.

"Berry surprise for these clashing styles with chocolate to aid in your new love all the while." André gave a twirl as he handed them their ice cream.

"Merci André!" Rose chipped while Juleka blushed at the bold move.

"I don't get it," Adrien said confused, "Why is everyone shocked,"

Naia was internally howling with laughter, "Oh my sweet clueless brother, I'll tell you later. Now go get some ice cream with your ravenette friend!"

Adrien shrugged and grabbed Marinette, who squeaked and blushed more red than her superhero suit, by the hand and the walked up to André,

"Oh ho ho. Candyfloss for your sweet and soft love, seasalt and vanilla too, both unique and classic just like you." He handed the ice cream to them and they both sat down. The ice cream was a pale pink like Marinette's lips, a swirl of green and blue, just like their eyes and the yellowish white of Adrien's hair.

"And how about you young miss? An ice cream from and soon you shall find your true love." André offered

She smiled and accepted. She doubted that she would truly find her soulmate with ice cream. She was after all, in a completely different dimension than the one was born in. But she also didn't want to replace Marinette in causing this Akuma.

"Blue raspberry, black cherry for his and your duality, topped with honeycomb for his smooth tone and personality. There you go my dear, try this and your love will become clear."

She used one of the little spoons and tried her ice cream, "Wonderful André. Thank you so much,"

After a little while she and Adrien headed back.

"It is legend that those who share André's ice cream will be in love forever. That's why everyone was shocked that Rose and Juleka shared one. They came out as a lesbian couple."

Adrien blanched, "But, I shared an ice cream with Marinette."

Naia turned to him, "Is that such a bad thing?"