PS:IAWL Ch.7 A Dreamer's Lie.
(Jacob has climbed onto the roof of Griffin home and is putting a box on top of it he then presses the button on the side of the box and a hatch opens on top of the box he pours some powder into the hatch as All These Days by Blood Cultures begins playing.)
Oh make way for something new!
The sound waves coming through!
Revolution in you!
(The box opens showing a miniature satellite seeing it Jacob gives a vindictive smile.)
Oh take in take it all!
The journey and the fall!
Into the external!
(The satellite shoots a blue beam into the sky and then breaks earth's atmosphere heading into space.)
All these days we wash them away!
When we wanna let go we don't wanna know...
All fucked up with no where to go...
But oh, that's what humans do!
(The beam keeps heading into the black abyss of space picking up more speed as it does as if it's searching for something.)
All our days we throw them away!
When we wanna let go we don't wanna know...
All mixed up with nothing to show...
But oh, that's what humans do!
(Suddenly the beam gets brighter and brighter then expels a burst of energy warping time and space with it creating a portal into the multiverse.)
Oh I see through my body!
This life's not just for me!
We share it and believe!
(The beam is passing by different versions of Quahog searching for one in particular.)
Oh we look up to the stars!
And think this world is ours!
But we just play our parts!
(It comes upon a version encased in a corrupted haze.)
All these days we wash them away!
When we wanna let go we don't wanna know...
All fucked up with no where to go...
But oh, that's what humans do!
(The beam begins to penetrate through the corruption trying to get into that version of Quahog.)
All our days we throw them away!
When we wanna let go we don't wanna know!
All mixed up with nothing to show!
But oh, that's what humans do!
(The beam manages to get through and an orb shows up in the center of the town and it rises up into the sky and explodes sending an energy dome all over the town the scene changes back to Jacob who's smiling at the sky.)
"I told her I was going to replace all of them." Jacob says with a snide smile.
Meanwhile.
(Peter and Eddie are practicing golf in the backyard.)
"Now watch this Eddie, it's all about technique." States Peter pulling back his driver and swinging, hitting the ball sending it over the house and right into the side of Jacob's face sending him falling off the house and into the bushes, "Oh shit, I think I hit another kid!" Cries out Peter in worry.
(The camera pans to show a bunch of children laying on the ground clutching their heads, sides and faces groaning.)
(Peter and Eddie run towards the bushes seeing a dazed Jacob lying on the ground.)
"Talk about two for two huh?" Laughs Peter.
"Is this a game to you?" Asks a furious Eddie looking back at him.
"My lawyers said I'm not allowed to answer that question anymore." Replies Peter, "But anyways let's get him in with Patty before Joe starts asking questions." He says picking up Jacob but as he does the blue powder bag falls into the bushes.
Sometime later.
(Lois is happily jaunting towards the bushes singing to herself.
The vodka in the bushes,
It makes my day really bright!
(She happily puts her arms up and spins around.)
The vodka in the bushes,
It makes me feel alright!
(She starts strutting towards the bushes faster.)
The vodka in the bushes,
Please don't go away!
(Lois bends down towards the bushes.)
Cuz if you did I would be sad,
Until another day!
"What's this?" Lois says to herself spotting the bag.
Back inside with Peter and Eddie.
(Peter drops Jacob onto the couch in the attic. Patty is still unconscious lying in the recliner.)
"How are we going to wake them?" Asks Eddie in concern looking at his daughter and nephew.
"Don't worry I got this." Says Peter taking out two capsules and cracking them under their noses.
"Woah oh oh Jesus ever loving burning asshole in Christ, what the fuck man." Coughs Jacob waking up.
"Come on sweetie." Eddie says, tapping the side of Patty's face.
(Patty's eyes shoot open from the smell and she suddenly leans forward and pukes right onto Eddie.)
"Jesus Christ, what kind of smelling salt capsules were those?" Eddie asks, looking at Peter.
"Oh naw those weren't smelling salt capsules, those were my own personal smelling fart capsules, very potent." Replies Peter nonchalantly.
"Eeeewww." Cries Eddie as he begins to gag.
Meanwhile Lois is in her room pouring out some of the contents of the blue powder.
"Well if breaking bad taught me anything about blue drugs is this is probably going to be some kick ass shit." Lois says as she finishes separating the lines and grabbing a miniature straw.
(Lois begins to snort the blue powder then leans back, closing her eyes taking in a breath as Always (2009 Mix) by Erasure begins playing.)
Open your eyes, I see.
Your eyes are open!
(Lois opens her eyes and she's sitting on a bench outside and it's raining down blue snow all around.)
Wear no disguise for me.
Come into the open!
(Lois begins to smile and laugh gleefully, holding her arms up and catching blue snow on her hands.)
When it's cold. (when it's cold!) outside. (outside!)
(She stands up then spins around laughing all the while.)
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night!
There will be no shame!
(Lois falls onto her back playing in the blue snow.)
Always, I wanna be with you!
And make believe with you!
And live in harmony, harmony, oh love!
(The scene changes back to reality showing Lois laying on the ground in the living room laying on her back laughing to herself and mumbling the lyrics.)
(Always!) I wanna be with you!
And make believe with you!
And live in harmony, harmony, oh love!
(Always!)
(The scene changes back to the hallucination.)
Melting the ice for me.
Jump into the ocean!
(Suddenly the ice melts and Lois is floating in a vast ocean.)
Hold back the tide, I see.
Your love in motion!
(The ocean water begins to recede and Lois is left on the ocean floor covered in nothing but seaweed.)
When it's cold. (when it's cold!) outside. (outside!)
(Lois begins to happily dance around as versions of Peter begin to come out of the puddles and dance around with her.)
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night!
There will be no shame!
(Lois begins to dance solo with one of the Peters as the others begin to meld into him.)
Always, I wanna be with you!
And make believe with you!
And live in harmony, harmony, oh love!
(The scene changes back and it shows Lois naked wrapped in nothing but the garden hose and is now dancing with Joe's water sprinkle singing to herself as Joe watches.)
(Always!) I wanna be with you!
And make believe with you!
And live in harmony, harmony, oh love! (always!)
"What the fuck is she doing?" Joe asks, watching Lois from the window.
Later that night.
(Lois and Peter are getting ready for bed Meg and her family have already left and Lois is in the bathroom brushing her teeth clearly in withdrawal mode when her eyes flash blue.)
"You want more don't you?" Asks a voice.
"Who-who said that?" Asks Lois nervously.
"I did." Lois's reflection says smiling back at her from the mirror.
"This is insane, I must be going…" Begins Lois.
"Crazy?" Laughs back Lois's reflection.
"This isn't possible." Lois says getting scared.
"He he after what you saw today can we really question what's possible?" Asks Lois's reflection.
"Lois, are you coming to bed?!" Shouts Peter from the bedroom.
"Be right there!" Shouts back Lois to Peter, "Okay I'll do whatever it takes.
"Good girl, I'll let you know what you need to do later, till then get some rest." Lois's reflection smiles back unnervingly as Lois turns around to walk away her reflection's skin begins to darken and look like one of the other creatures from the other Quahog.