Requested by: DragonSlayerOfAwesomness. Hope you enjoy it!

Ron hummed to himself as he made his way towards the secret passageway to get himself to Honeydukes, he had been craving some of their finest chocolate since the beginning of the week and now he could almost taste it. The past few months had been quite stressful and Ron had found himself indulging in food a little too often. His shirts were now too snug and his pants too tight. Even his robes were beginning to rip a little on the arms because it was so tight. This wouldn't have happened if he hadn't of injured himself during Quidditch training which has put him out for months, or if Hermione hadn't broke it off with him before they even started dating.

The thought of Hermione stung his heart slightly, even though he had moved on from his crush, the memory of being let down on front of the entire house of Gryffindor in their common room still embarrassed him to this day. He tried to repress the memory of his face turning red, cursing at Hermione and then storming out of the room but his mind wouldn't let him forget. It didn't help that Hermione had seemed to forget all about it and was now back to her know-it-all self, but he knew she was hiding something because she had been a bit too happy to help him and Harry with their potion essay.

As Ron got to the humped back Witch statue he shook the thought of Hermione away and started to think about the taste of the Honeyduke's chocolate and how it felt when the chocolate started to melt in his mouth. Ron always liked to savour his sweets, especially chocolate. Whenever he managed to get himself a piece he would often let the piece of confectionery sit on his tongue and allow it to melt until the velvety chocolate covered his whole mouth. He shivered in delight at the thought. Ron took his wand from his robes, tapped the Witch one on her hump and whispered. "Dissendium"

With a jolt, the hump slowly opened to reveal a small opening, just big enough for someone to slip through. Ron grinned and almost jumped through the gap, it was tight fight but as he pushed his upper body further into the hole the tighter it seemed to get. With a huff Ron gave up pushing, finally admitting to himself the one thing he had never wanted to happen.

"I'm stuck"

Luna skipped down the hall, cradling a large stack of the fresh edition of the Quibbler in her arms, she handed them out to each and every student she passed, proud of being able to help her father's words reach a bigger audience. Sure she may have gotten some laughs, especially from the Slytherin students, but once people started reading them they couldn't stop. "Nargles and Wracksputs do come in handy sometimes" She sighed wistfully.

Luna paused for a moment, glancing at the corridor she was in and recognising it as the Defence Against the Dark Arts hall. Maybe their Professor would like the newest edition too. She turned to go back the way she came when something rather large caught her eye, she cocked her head and walked towards it so she could see what it was more clearly. When Luna realised it was the behind of someone who was stuck in a very funny predicament she couldn't help but giggle.

"Whose out there?!" The voice was muffled considering the person was stuck headfirst in the wall but Luna had her own way of finding out who it was, she glanced down at the shoes and recognised them almost immediately

"Oh, hello Ron!" Luna grinned even though he couldn't see her

"Luna? Is that you?" Ron breathed a sigh of relief, maybe she would be able to help him. Even as barmy as she was she probably knew a good spell for this, she was a Ravenclaw after all.

"Yes it's me, I was just handing out some of the new copies of the Quibbler. Would you like one Ron?"

Ron rolled his eyes, fighting the urge to be sarcastic he just sighed. "You know Luna, I really would. But I have a bit of a problem"

"Oh really? Have the Wrackspurts gotten into your head again? I'll have to get you that recipe I gave you before. It really does help y-"

Ron cut her off by swearing loudly, but Luna just chose to ignore it. "No, the Wrackspurts have not gotten into my head" He muttered. "I'm stuck"

Luna giggled again, her eyes staring at his behind which was protruding from the wall. "It does seem that way. Would you like some help?"

"That would be wonderful!"

Luna nodded, with a determined look in her eyes and after rolling up her sleeves, she gave a great shove against Ron's behind, hoping to feel him budge just a little but instead got nothing in return. "Did you try?" He asked

"Yes" Luna nodded, forgetting again that he couldn't see her

"And?" Ron pressed

"Nothing"

"Crap"

Luna grinned, "I have an idea!" She walked backwards until her back hit against the wall opposite, she crouched down and prepared herself. "Get ready Ron!"

"Get ready?" Ron frowned in confusion, "Get ready for what-OWWW!"

Before he could finish his sentence Luna had taken a running start towards him, and just before reaching him she turned so her shoulder was pointing towards him. She pushed against his behind with as much force as she could muster but Ron only moved a little bit.

"Luna?" The girl remained silent, but still listened. "Can you not try, uh, magic?"

"I could, but that might hurt"

Ron rolled his eyes, trust the girl who just rammed in him in the butt to care now about hurting him. "I think I can handle it"

"Are you sure? Because I don't want to hurt you, I don't like hurting the people I care about"

It was Ron's time to be silent, it wouldn't be often that you would hear Luna go so serious about something, and something in his heart warmed up at her words. His cheeks began to flush and just for this moment, he was glad to be stuck inside of a wall so she couldn't see him blush. Come to think of it, Luna had always been very protective of her friends. How come he had never noticed it before? Probably as he was too busy trying to come to terms with his feelings with Hermione but look where that got him now.

"T-Thank you Luna"

"You're welcome" Luna smiled, still staring at her friend in the wall and trying to think of a way to get him out of there. For the next couple of minutes she tried everything she could, she ran into him again, lay on her back and used her to feet to try push him through, she even pressed her back to his bum and pushed with all her might but it was no use.

"Okay" Luna gave in, taking out her wand. "I'll use a spell that Professor Flitwick taught us in charms, but...It will hurt you know"

"That's okay" Ron braced himself

"And Ron?"

"Yes"

"Mind your head"

Ron quickly tucked his head in and covered it with his hands as he heard utter 'Repulso', within a second of her casting the spell a large pressure hit him, almost like someone giving you a boot up the backside. It had such force that with a loud POP, Ron went shooting forward into the tunnel. He breathed a sigh of relief as he felt the blood flowing around his lower half again.

"Oh thank Merlin" He whimpered, rubbing his now sore sides. He sat up and began to dust himself off when the blonde hair of Luna caught his eye. She was peering through the hole in wonder, her blue eyes sparkling with curiosity and concern for him.

"Are you okay Ron?"

"Much better now, thank you Luna"

Ron rose to his feet and smiled at her, the two fell into a quiet silent and he found himself growing more nervous by the second. He had never felt this way for Hermione before, he had definitely not been this nervous to speak to her before and he couldn't tell if that was just because she had grown up with him and Harry, or if what he thought was feelings for her were actually real. But now here he was standing in a musty tunnel with Luna. Who, with the more he stared at her, became prettier the longer he stared at her. He shuffled slightly before glancing down at his feet, his heart and head were saying two different things but for once in his life, Ron decided to go with his heart

"Luna?"

"Yes Ron" She smiled, and Ron felt his heart quicken as he saw how happy she looked

"Would...Would you like to come with me to Honeydukes?"

"Really?" Luna stared at him, wondering if it was a trick, usually people didn't invite her places often.

"Sure"

Luna glanced at the copies of her Quibbler that had been abandoned on her quest to help Ron, she quickly picked them up before smiling at him again. "I'd like that"

"Great, come on then"

Luna shuffled through the small tunnel until she was standing on front of him, clutching the paper tightly to her chest. "Can we try and give the owners some of these? My Father would love it if we could"

Ron chuckled and nodded, taking his own copy from her hands. "Sure"

"Ron?"

"Yes Luna"

"The Wrackspurts are in your head again"

"Okay Luna, okay" Ron smiled as the two walked down the passageway together, maybe something good has came of him getting stuck in the wall after all.