At long last, I am returned! Sorry for the lack of updates across the board for Scoundrels and my other stories. I swear I haven't forgotten, I just have a lot going on. Anyway, here's some humor.

stargate and anime for me: Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Wangbu: Oh, you've no idea what crazy things the Scoundrels can do. Maybe I should write some stories for some of these. I hope you like what's to come!

Krieger Techpriest: I suppose I might have to, now.

ndambm: Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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151. Shepard and Agent Coulson are not allowed to form a "Technically Undead Club".

152. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to unmask members of the Mandalorian extremist cult known as 'The Watch'.

153. Unless you want to lose nine months pay in twenty minutes, do not play cards with Han Solo, Ciaphas Cain, Jane Shepard, or Thomas Drake.

154. At all times, you should try and stay away from Revenant, Loki, and Cypher.

155. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to recreate scenes from Pulp Fiction.

156. Do not fake heart attacks around Dr. Kril. The poor guy is stressed enough as is.

157. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to fulfill assassination missions by committing a drive-by shooting utilizing the main gun of a tank.

158. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to collaborate with the Covenant to make a rap album.

159. It is not a good idea to piss off any Scoundrel that considers themselves an information broker.

160. Introducing the Black Templars to heavy metal was, in retrospect, a bad idea.

161. Any ancient alien technology should be submitted to the proper authorities, not sold on Ebay.

162. Challenging a Klingon, Sangheili, or Drev to a duel is a horrible idea. As already mentioned. However, challenging a Custodian to a duel is suicidal.

163. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to mount a warp drive on the Citadel.

164. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use Tony Stark's nicknames for anyone.

165. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use telepaths in casinos.

166. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to start "prank wars".

167. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to sell themselves or any part of themselves to Trazyn the Infinite.

168. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to build full-scale replicas of Apollo rockets.

169. Do not challenge John-117 to a drinking game. He cannot get drunk. You will die of alcohol poisoning before he's even a little tipsy.

170. While several of the Scoundrels are members of highly elite military forces, none of them are members of any of the following: the Swiss Guard, the 101st Airborne, the Winged Hussars, the Immortals, Napoleon's Old Guard, the SAS, Spetsnaz, the CIA, or the KGB.

171. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to kidnap penguins.

172. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to mount bayonets on bayonets.

173. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to hand over annoying journalists to the Borg.

174. Do not ever say the phrase "What's the worst that could happen?"

175. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to hold contests to see who can cause more of these rules to be created.

176. Adam Vir is to stop bringing new alien species onboard the Omen as pets.

177. The Scoundrels are surprisingly creative when it comes to revenge. Don't piss them off.

178. Unless you are a Space Marine or Sister of Battle, "Deus Vult" is not a valid excuse.

179. If you need upgrades to your weapons and gear, please use the engineers on your team or other government approved individuals.

180. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to host their own version of the Hunger Games.

181. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to quote Monty Python.

182. No matter how good they are with technology, the Scoundrels are no longer allowed to get any members of the following species to upgrade their gear: Protheans, Forerunners, Necrons, Eldar, Rakata, or Collectors.

183. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to summon any of the following beings to the material universe or into space ruled by any of our governments for any reason whatsoever: the Nightbringer, Darth Nihilus, Lord Vitiate, the Old Ones, the Kwa, the Reapers, Deus, the Dominion, Shadow Revenant, any C'Tan, or any individual or entity associated with the Ruinous Powers.

184. If you ask them to, most of the Scoundrels will, in fact, "draw you like one of their French girls".

185. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to bring members of extremely logical-minded species to modern art museums.

186. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to seduce diplomats.

187. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to yell "Ramming speed!" when at the controls of their starships.

188. There is only one God-Emperor of Mankind, and none of the Scoundrels are it.

189. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use Batarian soldiers as target practice.

190. The Imperial Inquisition encourages the Scoundrels to use heretics as target practice.

191. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to initiate random fire drills.

192. Shepard is no longer allowed to lord her Spectre status over Alliance enlisted personnel or other "lesser beings".

193. Adam Vir is not allowed to tell fictional horror stories about Operation Steel Eye.

194. Adam Vir is not allowed to tell factual horror stories about Operation Steel Eye.

195. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to say the phrase "We ride at dawn!".

196. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to pool their resources to buy any starship over a kilometer long.

197. THE SCOUNDRELS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STEAL STAR DESTROYERS OR ANY OTHER STARSHIP OVER A KILOMETER IN LENGTH.

198. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to make clones of each other.

199. None of the Scoundrels have holidays named after them. Addendum: Cain does, on the planet of Perelia.

200. The Scoundrels are encouraged to stay away from the planet Perelia.

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There we have it! I hope you all enjoyed. As per usual, if you have any comments, questions, concerns, criticisms, or reviews, I always appreciate them.