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Reality Viewing: Naruto the Charming Assassin Charmer

-Chapter 5-

As the light died down, the group was left staring in shock at an incredibly beautiful and busty young woman with long pink hair, fair skin, and soft pinkish-gold eyes that glanced around the room in surprise and confusion. This was Sephie Micheala Deviluke, queen of planet Deviluke and considered the most beautiful woman in the galaxy.

"EEEEP!" And she was currently standing buck ass naked in her twin daughters' bedroom. Luckily for her though, the sole male in the room Rito was unable to see any of that thanks to Yami, who had anticipated such an outcome and wrapped her hair around his eyes like a blindfold.

"Hi mommy." Lala said sheepishly, causing the new pinkette to look towards her with a slightly exasperated expression as she covered herself up as best she could.

"Oh Lala, what did you do this time?"

Smiling awkwardly, the eldest daughter giggled weakly as she gestured toward the TV. "You see, I was testing a new invention and…"

-Que Fast Forwarding Sound Effect-

"…Then after Momo mentioned how Naruto-kun might be Charmian I thought, 'Hey, maybe Mama could tell us' so I built Zoom-Zoom-Tele-Kun last night to bring you here so you could." Lala finished, making her Mother, who was now dressed in some spare clothes Momo and Nana kept in their closet for 'Lala Invention Emergencies'.

"And let me guess, you were so excited with the idea of bringing me here you never considered using your invention to escape from here instead." Sephie stated with a sigh as her daughter nodded with her head lowered in shame. However, she quickly perked up as the older pinkette rubbed the top of her head with a soft smile. "That sounds like my little girl alright."

"Uh, not to intrude or anything," Mikan said, getting the pair's attention as she pointed a thumb at the teleporter still on the ground. "But now that we got everything all cleared up, why don't we use that to send someone outside the room and get us out of here?"

"Sorry Mikan-chan, but Tele-Kun needs to recharge before it can be used again." Lala said as the brunette palmed her face.

"And how long will that take exactly?"

"…about thirty-six hours, giver or take ten minutes." Lala mumbled quietly, causing almost everyone in the room to either facepalm, faceplant, and/or groan in annoyance.

"Well guess we're back to watching the TV then, here mom you can sit by me." Momo said with a shrug while scooching to the side a bit so that the oldest pinkette could fit. "Speaking of which, hurry up, the shows starting."

"Alright, I am rather curious about this Naruto fellow you've told me about anyway." The queen said as she took the offered space just as the cooldown ended.

"So, what are you real thoughts on the girl?"

Yamato looked at Kakashi as the two of them met up, and started to look around one of the more dangerous feeling areas together. Yamato was surprised that they were going so far for a girl that wasn't a ninja, and wasn't apart of their village. They were both on alert, but that didn't mean they weren't able to hold a conversation. Kakashi simply hummed in response to his question.

"The guy with one eye is Kakashi and the creepy faced dude is Yamato." Nana said to her mother, who nodded her head at the information, having been given a general description of the two by Lala when she was explaining what was going on.

"Ah, well they seem nice," Sephie said before looking towards Yamato with a tilted head. "But what do you mean by creepy faced, he doesn't look that bad to-AAAHHHHHHHH!"

Sephie cut herself off midsentence with a high-pitched scream before falling out of her seat when an image of Yamato's 'Creepy Face Jutsu' suddenly popped on screen. She wasn't the only one as most of the group jumped and/or yelped at the sudden and very unwelcome surprise, even Yami.

"T-that's what we meant." Momo muttered quietly as she and Lala peeked out from behind Rito.

"What are your thoughts on the Kazekage?" Kakashi asked Yamato.

"He's a powerful, kind, and respectable Kage who Naruto holds a strong bond with." Yamato didn't really need to think on it. He held the Kazekage, Gaara, of the Hidden Sand in high regard. The young man was powerful, and was a truthworthy ally of the Hidden Leaf. "How does this relate?" Yamato questioned Kakashi's line of questioning.

"Another new guy huh, not bad." Momo said with an approving nod as Gaara's profile popped up before looking towards Yami. "He can even pull off your iconic 'don't give a damn' face Yami."

"I'll take that as a compliment." The assassin said blandly as she stared at the busty twin with said expression on her face.

Which Kakashi could see.

"4 years ago, your answer would have been different. I bet you would have called Gaara a cold hearted murderer, a monster who could only destroy."

"Well… talk about a change of attitude." Mikan said awkwardly.

Kakashi jumped into a tree and looked down from above, looking for any differences between grass and dirt that would give away a trap. He could see that several traps were placed all around, and the traps were well managed to keep them fresh.

"Impressive." Yami said as the screen highlighted the plethora of traps expertly hidden around the area, many of which even she would have likely missed.

"Indeed, they are almost as well set as the ones in the death course." Sephie said, earning odd looks from Mikan, Rito, and Yami while the pink-haired princesses nodded in agreement.

"…The death course?" Mikan repeated questioningly.

"It's a brutal challenge that prisoners have the option of competing in for early release or reduced sentence," Nana explained as her face scrunched-up. "Daddy had it made when we started having an overpopulation problem in prisons while also earning some profit on the side."

"So blood sport basically." Rito stated with a disgusted look.

"Yeah pretty much," Momo said, not bothering to deny it since that was what it was. "Though it does have a fair set of rules, such as the severity of the course varying depending on how serious the crimes committed are."

"I was never a fan of the idea, but my husband said it was either this or randomly dumping prisons into a sun once they reached max capacity." Sephie said with a sigh while Rito and Mikan paled at the mental image.

Yamato joined him and clapped his hands together, seeing the traps that Kakashi was pointing to, as he pointed to them. Wood started to grow over the top of the traps, keeping them all from going off without touching the traps themselves.

"I really wish I could do that." Momo muttered jealously as she imagined having that kind of control over her plants.

"That was years ago."

"That was after Naruto changed Gaara, and we gained a powerful ally from it. I'm only alive, because Naruto followed his gut and talked to Pain's real body. If Naruto had done what any sane person would do, and killed the man, then I would be dead." Kakashi explained his reasoning partially.

His ironclad trust in his student didn't need to be explained most of the time, but honestly, the only reason he was alive was because of Naruto. Naruto going and talking to Nagato, who brought everyone he killed in the Hidden Leaf back to life, was something that normally couldn't be done.

"Did he just say…"

"Back to life, yeah, he did." Nana finished for her mother, getting the woman's intrigue to peak even higher.

Turning enemies into allies after crossing fists with them, and then gaining an understanding of them was a skill unique to Naruto. Kakashi had yet to see anyone else so able to gather allies to themselves in the way Naruto did.

"That definitely sounds like a Charmian's natural charm ability to me, minus the fighting part anyway." Sephie said with a contemplative look on her face as she glanced at her daughters. "Though that could be a branching affect from being part Charmian like you three."

"That's what I was thinking." Momo said while she snuggled up to her mother's side, getting a soft giggle out of the woman and a pat on the head.

"I'll never understand Naruto." Yamato smiled when he said those words.

He would never understand Naruto, but that didn't mean he wasn't proud of the young ninja.

"I've watched Naruto for a long time. I'll bet he sees something in that girl that people like us can't see. His desire to help others is genuine, and leads to trouble, but it's worth it in the end. How many allies do you think the village has because of Naruto?" Kakashi inquired, and Yamato was silent. He nodded his head in understanding though, knowing that many countries, nations, and villages were only on their side because of Naruto.

"Maybe he should consider being an ambassador then, seems he has a knack for it." Mikan said before the group started to imagine Naruto dressed up all nice and tidy with treaty documents in hand, minus Sephie since she hadn't actually seen the boy yet.

"…Nah, just doesn't feel right." Lala said with a shake of her head, giggling as her mental image of Naruto ripped his outfit off with a huff and tossed it away. "Besides, he seems to enjoy being a ninja."

Kakashi looked at a stump, and jumped down so that he was crouched on top of it, and when he landed there was a hollow sound from it.

Yamato looked down from above.

"Not bad, bit too exposed though, no natural stump would be that devoid of vegetation," Momo said thoughtfully as she rubbed her chin. "Would've been better to have it mixed in with some foliage and had a few fungi placed around to give it a more natural decaying appearance."

"Agreed." Yami said with a nod.

'That's the entrance.' Yamato pressed the button on his throat. "We've found it. We're north of the mountain, at 11'o'clock positioning, about 1 kilometer from the base." Yamato explained into the speaker.

"Alright! We're on our way!"

"That was Naruto-kun Mommy, you should be getting a look at him soon." Lala said excitedly.

With Naruto's reply, Yamato took his finger off the button. He joined Kakashi on the ground as the more experienced ninja grabbed the base of the stump and lifted it up. There was a hole in the ground with a ladder visible leading into darkness.

"You've seen the darkness in that girl's eyes. After fighting her, talking with her, and eating ramen with her I know that Naruto feels kinship with her. He won't be able to leave her alone. We can't stop him, but we can watch his back." Kakashi stood up straight and looked to the sky.

Nobody dared comment on that statement, but Mikan scooched over and hugged her friend softly.

It was small, but he could see them flying in from the distance. He could see Yami's white wings, and based on the size, Naruto had hitched along for the ride.

Yamato didn't ask anymore questions.

"I don't trust her."

"Well that's rude." Lala said with a frown as she also hugged Yami.

"I'm an assassin Lala-san, distrust comes with the profession." Yami said emotionlessly, not bothering to try and get out of the hug this time since it just wasn't worth the effort.

"It's still rude."

"I don't either." Kakashi agreed with that at least. He didn't trust the girl in the slightest, and he was on alert around her. "I'll kill her myself if it comes down to it though."

'Please don't give him a reason to.' The watching group pleaded, not wanting to see their friend/alternate self get killed.

Kakashi explained that much to Yamato, while taking his radio off. There was no longer a reason to wear it now that everyone was going to be meeting up.

Yamato nodded.

He was willing to do the same if it was needed, but as it was, she was just a quiet girl that tried to kill Naruto.

"Wow… I really thought you were kidding about how casual they were about that." Sephie said with a raised brow.

"Trust me mama, I wish we were kidding." Nana said dully while the rest of the group nodded.

"Incoming." Kakashi pointed out as Yami dropped Naruto, who started to fall towards them. In moments, Naruto landed on his feet, while Yami flapped her wings and slowed down before landing.

"So this is Naruto?" The queen murmured while looking over the boy over carefully, taking in all his features and going over them with a mental fine-tooth comb. "Hmm, he does look a little bit like my great aunt Gabriel. A real nice woman, wish you all could have met her, settled down on an isolated little planet at the edge of the galaxy when she married a nice man, Ashina Uz-something, I could never remember it."

"…Uzumaki?" Momo, Nana, Mikan, and Rito asked at the same time, making Sephie's eyes light up in recognition.

"Yes! That's it! Uzumaki!" She exclaimed with a smile before looking at the group with a tilt of her head and an adorable confused look that was identical to Lala's. "But how did you know it?"

"That's actually Naruto's last name Mrs. Deviluke." Mikan said making Sephie blink a few times in surprise.

"Oh my, then if this reality is similar to ours to ours I'd say it is very likely that the young man is at least a distant cousin." The queen said, making Lala cheer excitedly.

When she did land, her wings went back into her body as if they never existed in the first place. "I smell blood on you two." Kakashi spoke up as he opened up a book that he pulled out of his back pocket.

He was still on alert, but most of Orochimaru's ninja weren't much to write home about. The Jonin were about Chunin in level, and the Chunin were about Genin.

"Quantity over quality, an annoying and mostly useless strategy." Yami muttered, remembering the numerous times she'd have to deal with all the cannon fodder her target or targets would have to protect themselves since most of them were cheap bastards even under the threat of death. One could win with sheer numbers sure, but generally after suffering heavy losses.

Most of Orochimaru's real threats were only threats because of the fact that they were enhanced by Curse Marks of some sort.

A few images showing tattoo-like markings appeared along with several small clips of men and women gaining demonic and/or mutated appearances.

"Ugh, that does not look comfortable." Mikan muttered as she watched the transformations play out.

"Yeah, but at least some of them look cool." Momo said while gesturing to a white-haired man that turned into a humanoid tiger and a redhaired girl who simply got darkened skin, longer orange hair, and a trio of bone horns on her head.

He would put his book away if it was needed, but he was getting to one of his favorite parts.

'That book again.' Yami noticed it was the same book from earlier. "Can you read right now?" Yami asked.

"I see well enough in the dark for it, so yes, I can." Kakashi eye smiled at her, speaking sarcastically with her. He knew what she was really asking, but instead he decided to answer her actual question.

"I really dislike him." Yami grumbled, her hair twitching from a barely restrained urge to stab at that man and the book he was reading.

Yami just remained silent with red cheeks, her eyes narrowed in annoyance, but she didn't speak to Kakashi again.

"I think somebody should stay behind, and watch to make sure nobody follows us." Yami spoke silently, with a look at Kakashi, despite not talking to him.

"I vote Yamato-sensei." Naruto raised a hand up, and Kakashi raised his free hand up as well. Yami, seeing who Naruto voted for, ended up raising her hand.

"What!?"

"It makes sense, he is the one who can control plants so it be best for him to stay topside where he'd have the greatest advantage." Momo said with the others nodding in agreement.

Kakashi glanced at Yamato and sent a look at Yami, and the man sighed, before nodding his head in acceptance.

"And of course because he wants to keep an eye on me personally." Yami added dully.

His new role assigned, he could only resign himself to it as he jumped up into a tree and stayed hidden among the leafs. Naruto jumped into the hole, ignoring the ladder, fearlessly though his face was serious. Yami jumped in after him, and as Kakashi jumped, he nodded at Yamato.

It wasn't a short fall either.

Yami guessed that it was a 50 meter fall from the top of the hole to the bottom of it, so in the end she grabbed onto the side of the ladder and slowed down her fall a little. Kakashi, not wanting to smash into her, followed suit and slowed his fall as well. They watched as Naruto continued to fall, before landing on his feet.

"Impressive, most humans and charmians would have at least broken their legs from such a fall." Sephie said at seeing the impressive display of grace and durability.

"That's nothing Mom, just wait till you see him fight." Momo stated with a grin.

Yami jumped off of the ladder when they reached about the ground, with Kakashi just touching the ground gently.

"Snakes."

Yami's statement was followed by a look at the illumination of the base, with snake statues on the walls with lights in their open mouths. The entire hallway was covered by a light red light, with the walls decorated to look like snake scales. The entire snake motif she was seeing let her take a guess at what this man's favorite animal was.

"No kidding, looks like the creep practically worships the creatures." Nana said with a shiver, since snakes were one of her favorite animals too.

"It seems this base was mostly used as a lab. There might be some of his experiments running around." Kakashi pointed out.

"Or worse." Naruto did point out.

Orochimaru was a sick and twisted man.

"…Do I want to know?" Sephie asked as she noticed the sickened expressions on everyone's faces.

"No." They all said at the same time.

-Deeper in the Base-

"... Is that Naruto-kun?" A snake-faced young man asked as he lowered the hood on his cloak and truly looked at the security images. Half of his face was covered with white scale markings, with purple markings around his eye. His hair had turned almost completely white, and his left arm was covered in the same scales. "... I don't recognize that girl though. Well, I guess I should go greet them."

"You know, the more I watch this the more I doubt that these people are actually human and now see why aliens really don't surprise them that much." Mikan said upon seeing the mutated man's appearance and his profile.

...

"Or, I could send all of the ninja in the base after them."

"I'm honestly not sure which of those two options sucks worse." Momo stated seriously, unable to figure out which would be worse for Naruto and other Yami.

-Back with Naruto, Yami, and Kakashi-

"We've been discovered it seems, so stealth is pointless." Kakashi spoke with the alarms started to go off. He put his book up and drew a kunai instead, and he grabbed his headband and lifted it up, revealing his Sharingan eye. "Naruto, I'll take point, you guard the rear." Kakashi gave a quick order as he started to run down the hallway.

Naruto gripped his fist and followed behind, with Yami between them, holding her beacon in her hand so that she could see how close they were to her ship.

Yami couldn't help but frown at seeing this, given that it was obviously a defensive set-up to protect her counterpart. Not that she could blame them though since, as Momo kept repeatedly bringing up much to her annoyance, her other was somewhat out of her league at the moment.

"Left."

Yami directed them when they came up to the first three direction split, so they took a left and where met with several ninja running towards them. Not only from the left though, but there were also ninja chasing them down from the straight path and right path. Naruto turned around and jumped backwards so he could continue to follow them. He crossed his fingers, and with a puff of smoke the Shadow Clone appeared next to him. With a smooth motion, Naruto raised his hand and created a Rasengan in the hand of the clone, instead of his own hand.

Upon seeing the glowing orb form in Naruto's grasp, Sephie's eyes widened in shock as a surprised gasp escaped her lips. 'Is that… no, it can't be… chakra?'

"Pretty cool, huh?" Nana asked, mistaking the exclamation for amazement instead of the disbelief it really was.

"Yeah… cool," The queen said quietly, earning a curious look from Yami when the blonde assassin noticed the small amount of fear and panic leaking into the woman's tone.

"Rasengan!" Naruto-2 shouted as he rushed towards the group chasing them, ducking underneath kunai thrown at them.

Of course, the dodged kunai were deflected by the real Naruto with his own kunai as he turned to face the same direction as Kakashi and Yami.

There was a bright yellow explosion behind them as the clone hit the lead ninja with the Rasengan, and it filled the hallway. Most of the enemies chasing them were consumed by it, and sent flying back where they came from.

"They never stood a chance." Yami muttered as they watched the men and women get defeated with utmost ease. Trying to use numbers in such an enclosed space was foolish since it would restrict movement, especially when your opponent had such explosive power in their grasp.

"Front." Kakashi threw his kunai into the heart of an enemy that came at them from the front, and revealed another enemy behind him. "Raikiri!" Kakashi shouted as a thin lighting blade appeared in his hand. He increased his speed, and rushed towards the enemies that started to show up.

Down they went.

All they saw was a flash of blue passing by them as Kakashi shoved his hand through their chests one after the other, before they could react to him and dodge. He grabbed his kunai from the first ninja he killed as he passed him by though.

"…Damn." Momo muttered, the only one able to speak after seeing that brutally efficient series of kills.

'That's an impressive technique with an amazing amount of sharpness to it.' Yami observed Kakashi fighting as they travelled towards another split. "Left." Yami pointed out once more.

"Naruto, point!"

"On it!" Naruto ran in front of Kakashi, and switched places with him when they came up to the turn. Kakashi started to run through handsigns, before he leaned down while running. When they approached the turn, he slapped his hands against the ground. Kakashi watched as Naruto drew a second kunai, and blocked two swords with them.

"They work together so flawlessly, even our best soldiers would be hard-pressed to match such effective teamwork." Sephie muttered as she watched Naruto and Kakashi move.

Naruto kicked a ninja in the face, before he headbutt the second one. The first one had his head slammed into the wall, while the second learned just how hard headed Naruto was.

"Earth Release: Multi Mud Wall."

With that said, two walls blocked off the paths of the two other possible paths, sealing the oncoming ninja away from them.

'Multiple elements, and controlling them with ease.' Yami thought to herself as she turned her left hand into a blade.

"Ah, glad to know that I'm not the only one who's jealous." Momo said, giggling as Yami huffed and turned her head to the side with a light blush on her face.

She flipped over the falling bodies of the knocked out ninjas who Naruto took care of, and she cut the back of their necks, severing their spines while only causing slight bleeding. Either way, they died when she did it, and she turned her hand back to normal.

"Uh… was that really necessary Yami?" Mikan asked.

"When dealing with opponents that specialize in stealth and deception, you should never take chances." Yami said darkly, making her friend cringe at the dark but wise statement.

When they came to even more split paths, Orochimaru seemed to like making his bases into mazes, Naruto threw a kunai, before he pulled out two more kunai and threw them. Yami saw the kunai pierce the hearts of ninja blocking off their paths, and they were knocked off of their feet by the force that they were stabbed with. Only giving shouts of pain when they were killed.

"Which way do we go?" Naruto asked Yami, and she looked at her remote.

"Down."

"Down... DOWN!" Naruto shouted as he put his hand on Yami's sternum and pushed her to the ground. Naruto jumped on top of Yami and covered her with his body, and Yami saw that the ceiling had several strange notes on them that had their corners on fire.

Everyone covered their ears as a loud explosion rang out, echoing throughout the room for several moments before dying down.

They exploded, and the ceiling collapsed on them, with Naruto shielding her from the rubble and the explosion with his body. Yami looked at him with surprise as they were mostly surrounded by rubble.

Yami didn't say anything.

'He saved me again.' Yami felt blood drip on her face, with the blood coming from Naruto's face. The back of his head having been wounded, and the blood dripping off of him and onto her.

"That is so sweet… and also really gross." Lala gushed while also gagging a little at the sight of Naruto's blood dripping onto Yami's face, with a few drops even getting in her mouth and nose.

"Hah, this hurts, you okay Yami-chan?" Naruto asked her.

She didn't get to answer.

"Water Release: Water Bullet Technique."

A wave of water shot out of Kakashi's mouth, despite his mask, and knocked the rubble off of Naruto's back.

"Is being able to completely ignore the laws of physics a perk of being a ninja, because if it is then sign me up." Momo said jokingly to try and ease the mood with little success.

Naruto got the rest of the rubble off of him, and stood up, looking at the ceiling and the hole in it.

"Thanks Kakashi-sensei." Naruto spoke as Yami stood up and looked at Naruto with confused eyes, before she looked down at her remote again. She turned her back to Naruto for a second, before she shook her head and turned back to him.

She shouldn't think about it now, save it for later.

"Think about I wonder." Momo said suggestively while wiggling her eyebrows, making the assassin glare at her with a deep blush on her face.

"Don't thank me yet, it seems we're surrounded now." Kakashi got back to back with his student, and started to run through handsigns. Naruto crossed his fingers with a grin on his face, creating two clones to face the other hallways. Yami put her remote in her skirt pocket and got ready for combat. "You ready for a fight?"

"Always!"

The answer that Kakashi expected, so with that lighting coated his hand generously. He pointed his hand towards the hallway that he was facing.

"Lighting Release: Lightning Beast Tracking Fang!" Kakashi shouted as the lighting leapt from his hand, forming a wolf, that started to rush towards the enemies and take bites out of their necks.

'Oh god, could they please stop with the gore already.' Most of the group pleaded as blood and flesh filled the screen once again.

The lighting wolf was fast, furious, and it's bites were precise and powerful. Kakashi turned a group of 10 ninjas filling the hallway behind them into a group of corpses in a second. He ducked underneath a kunai aimed at his head from his right side, while several enemy ninja started to use handsigns as well. "They're preparing Fire natured chakra Naruto." Kakashi told his student.

"Fire in close quarters like that, that's never a good thing." Momo said with a nervous look.

Yami turned her into a spiked ball, before she leaned down to the ground and started to beat it with her transformed hand. She put crack after crack into the floor, as Naruto and his clones started to run down the other three hallways.

"Oooooh, good thinking Yami-chan." Lala said with a smile as she hugged the blonde tighter. Yami simply nodded her head in thanks, not saying a word as she focused on the screen.

"Rasengan!"

One of the hallways was completely destroyed by one of the clones, while the other clone actually got popped by one of the more skilled Jonin chasing them. Kakashi turned in the direction of the enemies that clone had been facing.

"Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique!"

7 different voices shouted out that technique, 4 from Naruto's hallway, and 3 from the hallway Kakashi took over fighting. Kakashi took a page out of Naruto's book and created a Shadow Clone next to him.

"Man, what a rip-off artist." Momo said in a faux dull tone at seeing the silver-haired man using Naruto signature move.

The clone formed a Raikiri in his hand, and slammed it into the cracks in the floor Yami made. The floor collapsed underneath all of them, dropping them into the next level floor as the fireballs all started to flood the area above them.

The floor above them was resealed when the clone of Kakashi, having been caught in the fireballs, used one last earth style jutsu to restore the floor above them before popping.

"That should make it look like they killed us." Naruto pointed out as the alarms continued to go off.

"Won't they notice the lack of bodies though?" Nana asked with a raised brow at the obvious flaw in that plan. Those flames were clearly not hot enough or powerful enough to incinerate a whole body if the newly made floor wasn't been turned into half-melted shrapnel.

"Nah, they seem pretty stupid so probably not." Momo said with a wave of her hand.

"Which way do we go now?" Naruto asked Yami as he got the ash off of his jacket, part of the fireball having hit him as they fell. Yami took her remote back out of her pocket, only to wince when she saw that the screen giving directions was cracked.

She didn't have the answer.

"I don't know." It wasn't an answer, it was a response to the question though.

"You didn't answer… but you did? I don't get it." Lala said while looking towards her mother.

"Don't worry about it dear." Sephie said, rubbing her eldest's head.

"Then lets find out my way." Naruto crossed his legs and dropped to his butt. He placed his hands together and closed his eyes, focusing on staying still. "I'll sense our surroundings in Sage Mode, and find it that way." Naruto explained as rings started to form. The signs of sagehood appeared several moments after Naruto became still, and when he opened his eyes they were the same as when he defeated Yami.

"So this is that powerful form you were talking about?" Sephie asked with an interested look as she could practically see the power oozing off Naruto's form.

"Yep, he beat Yami with just two fingers." Momo said, giggling a little when she heard said blonde gritting her teeth in irritation at that being brought up for the hundredth time.

Kakashi nodded.

"Which way."

"It's not down, it's up... but there is a strong chakra here too, and I kind of recognize it... it feels like Kabuto, but it also feels like Orochimaru, just more twisted than before. Kabuto is here, he's using this place to hide out." Naruto explained their situation as he stood up, staying in Sage Mode as he did so.

'So it is chakra.' Sephie thought with narrowed eyes. 'But how? Only they could use it.'

Kakashi's eyes narrowed.

"Then, coming here was worth the effort. You and I together should be able to take Kabuto back to the village. We can get more information out of him." Kakashi decided for them something else that they needed to do. Naruto frowned and looked in the direction that Kabuto was in the base.

Yami didn't know who this guy was, but he sounded like bad news, though she was far more concerned about getting her ship.

"I'm with her, getting that ship out of those people's hands should definitely be a higher priority. God knows the last thing the Deviluke Empire needs is those kinds of psychopaths achieving interstellar travel." Sephie said with a frown.

"No... We should take him down. He's strapped down to a chair, and injecting himself with something, it seems like blood though. He's stronger than before, and I feel more different chakras in him." Naruto changed Kakashi's plan, and Kakashi felt concerned about the information. With the information, he couldn't help but agree with Naruto in that they needed to end the rogue ninja. "He's deeper down though, and the ship is actually near the top of the mountain." Naruto explained as he looked up.

"Oh crud, a branching paths decision." Momo said as most of the group became slightly nervous. They could either continue towards Yami's ship and risk Kabuto getting away or go after Kabuto and risk the goons possibly moving Yami's ship and/or getting away with vital information on its construction.

Better play it safe when it involved Kabuto.

"Whose Kabuto?" Yami asked curiously as they started to move again.

"A bastard."

"Naruto's true statement aside, he's a rogue ninja from our village." Kakashi explained a little better than Naruto, without denying Naruto's true statement.

Yami nodded without asking further questions.

She didn't care all that much.

"Plus Naruto pretty much summed up all you needed to know anyway." Mikan said with a giggle thatwas contagious as it spread through the rest of the group.

They calm to a halt when the wall opened up in front of them, and a large creature came out of it, a creature that instantly caused Yami to freeze in her tracks when she saw it.

"Hahahahahah!"

"Oh dear god! What the fucking hell is that thing!" Momo exclaimed in horror as a man with horribly distorted body that had hundreds of slime covered tentacles out of basically every section of exposed flesh other than his face.

"Eeep!"

"There, there Yami, it's okay, it isn't real." Mikan said comfortingly as Yami held the brunette tightly on her lap with both her arms and hair, the blonde shiviering in terror from her Tentacle-Myxophobia running rampant at the sight of the once human creature.

"Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! SOMEONE KILL THAT THING!" Nana screamed as she hid behind her mother with Lala, who was unintentionally squeezing the life out of Rito.

"It's a Cursed Seal, but he's mentally degraded." Kakashi grabbed his wrist and prepared a Raikiri.

'So many tentacles.'

"Get out of the way!" Naruto rushed the man and punched him in the jaw. The tentacles prepared to try and wrap around Naruto, but Naruto's fist met with his face too hard. He was sent flying with a shattered jaw, his body smashing through several walls, before he came to a stop.

'It was slimy too.' Yami looked as they ran by the holes in the walls Naruto made. She didn't pity what he just did to the guy. She remembered when Naruto hit her with two fingers lightly, and how that broke most of her ribs. That guy just got a full fist to the face, so she knew that right now, he was dead. No doubt about it, his skull was shattered.

He was super dead right now.

"Oh thank god." Mikan muttered as she felt Yami ease her grasp upon seeing the monster dead, though she didn't let her go entirely.

That unlucky man didn't even have a moment to contemplate his death before it hit him, and honestly, that was more than likely for the best. It was a lot less painful that way, then again, Yami didn't really care about his pain.

'Make sure it's dead, make sure it's dead, make sure it's dead.' Yami mentally chanted while glaring at the dead tentacle covered man. Unknown to her, most of the group had the exact same thought, since they'd gotten used to seeing earth horror movies where the monster would pop back to life out of the blue.

"There are stairs going up and down, which do we take first?" Kakashi asked as he looked towards Naruto.

...

"Up, lets go get Yami-chan her ship, then we can get Kabuto. We came here for her." Naruto stated with grit teeth.

He told Yami he would get her, her ship, and he would do it.

"Ah, you're right, he is like a mixed version of Lala and Rito." Sephie said to Momo with a smile as the screen turned to its cooldown mode, seeing the compassion and kindness of her future son-in-law and the playfulness and confidence of her eldest daughter. "Though I have to say this… show of yours is a little bit too… bloody for my tastes."

"Yeah that was a bit of an unwelcome surprise, but I'm sure it won't be so bad once Other Yami has her ship back." Momo said awkwardly.

"Let's hope."

-End Chapter-

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