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Reality Viewing: Naruto the Charming Assassin Charmer
-Chapter 7-
"Yep… went too far…" Momo groaned as she collapsed onto her bed covered in mild bruises and scratches while sweat poured off every inch of her body. Meanwhile, Yami sat back down in her own spot and casually brushed off the small amount of blood out of her hair.
"You did bring that down on yourself." Sephie said as she moved over to her daughter's side with a first aid kit in hand and started patching her up.
Yami had never seen animals so large before.
"Damnit, they are the big ones."
Big was an understatement, there were two snakes in the room guarding her ship. Each of the snakes had to be at have bodys that were 10 meters tall, and 100 meters long in length. They were freakishly huge snakes, each with their own freakish traits to them. The first snake was brown, with three heads, and had red scarfs around the top of their necks. They had a scar on their bodies around the back of their scales, where they looked to have been crushed at one point.
The second snake was bigger than the first one, and had a large rattle on it's tail.
"Holy… those things are huge." Mikan muttered, her eyes almost popping out of her from how wide they were.
"Hmmm, certainly an impressive pair, but I've seen bigger." Nana said with a shrug.
"Really?" Mikan asked incredulously as she, Yami, and Rito looked towards the animal aligned twin curiously.
"You should see the serpents on , one of those fellas could wrap themselves around the entire city twice over." Nana said, making Mikan and Rito pale as they imagined such a large snake while Yami mentally patted herself on the back for turning down a mission of harvesting snake hides from said planet a few years ago.
"Thankfully, they aren't as big as Manda was." Kakashi noted as he slyly peeked around the corner, wiping the blood from his hand from his latest kill. They were incredibly large snakes, as snakes were one of the larger summons, but they had methods of taking care of them. "You have a plan Naruto?" Kakashi asked the unpredictable blond.
Yami glanced at Naruto.
"Sweet, giant monster fight," Momo said as she sat up after her mother put on the last bandage. "I wonder what cool ability hotty will use this time."
...
"I mean, I can go Sage Mode again and beat the crap out of them... but I might cause a cave in, and this place if I use my Rasenshuriken the blastwave will cause this entire mountain to come crashing down. Why does the ship have to be between them?" Naruto complained under his breath. The ship was situated right between the two behemoth snakes, where it was almost impossible for him to use any destructive technique without destroying the ship too.
"He better not break my ship." "Don't break my ship."
The group couldn't help but laugh at how both Yami's said basically the same thing at the same time.
"We could really use Yamato-sensei right now, his wood release would be able to trap them." Naruto hated the fact they left Yamato behind the guard the entrance/exit for them. He would have actually been more useful with them at the moment. Then again, Yamato had a history of not being where he needed to be, when he was needed.
"I know that feeling." Mikan muttered with a sigh, having to deal with that problem all the time when it came to her family.
"Yami-chan?" Naruto asked the blonde girl.
Yami raised an eyebrow.
"I didn't even know snakes got this big." Yami pointed out her newness to this entire thing. When big snakes were mentioned, she thought maybe 4 meters long, or maybe twice as tall as a person. She was not expecting them to be as large as they were, and it wasn't a pleasant surprise.
"That's actually pretty surprising in itself given how many different worlds you've been to." Sephie said as she looked towards the assassin with a tilted head.
"I generally avoid worlds with large reptilian species since they commonly have some form of poisonous defensive or offensive capability that my trans-ability wouldn't work against." Yami admitted calmly. Transforming could protect her from being bitten with poison filled fangs sure, but would do little to nothing against toxic gases or venom filled saliva since both could enter the body without her noticing until it was too late.
Kakashi sent Naruto a knowing look.
"You have more snake killing experience than even I do. How do you usually deal with snakes?" Kakashi asked Naruto, who had his eyes narrow.
Shit.
Naruto shivered, knowing how he killed his first giant snake. That unpleasant experience for him wasn't something he wished to repeat anytime soon.
"Man, must've been really bad if it grossed him out that bad." Nana said, a mixture of curiosity and dread in her voice.
Usually he just killed them with force, but force was out of the option at the moment. Naruto groaned and walked out of hiding, showing himself to the two snakes.
"HIISSSSSSS!"
"I hate my life, and snakes, but mostly snakes." Naruto groaned in annoyance as he walked towards the two giant snakes. The one with three heads rushed towards him and descended on him with an open mouth.
"Hottie! What are you doing!?" Momo shrieked as the snakes came down on the whiskered blonde. "Get out of the way or they are gonna eat you!"
"Na-!"
Kakashi shouted out when he saw his student get eaten, before he realized that Naruto had an annoyed, but knowing look on his face. So when Naruto was eaten, and the snake visibly swallowed him, Kakashi only sent a confused look. Naruto never actually told him before how he killed his first snake summon, just that he killed one of them in the Forest of Death years ago. Actually, he should have questioned how Naruto did it long ago, but it would seem that he was going to be getting a first hand experience in how it was done.
"Uh hello! He was just eaten by a giant snake! Stop focusing on the past and save him already!" Momo yelled again, not understanding why the man was just standing there.
"Calm down Momo, I'm pretty sure Naruto wanted to get eaten." Sephie said calmly even as she struggled to keep the disgust off her face as well. "And I have a feeling we'll see why soon enough."
Yami was pale.
"That's... gross... he's going to be okay, right?" Yami asked as she spoke with Kakashi, pointing at the snake as it returned to where it originally coiled itself up. Snakes had really strong digestive systems, so a person needed a really high acid and pressure resistance to just survive being swallowed.
"No kidding, it'd be easier to survive a car crusher." Nana said, shivering slightly when she remembered feeding her pet Jori snake some whole, but thankfully already dead, sheep. While she loved the serpent dearly just like every one of her pets, the sound of its food's bones snapping as it ate them disturbed her greatly.
Kakashi nodded.
"Naruto has this... somehow. Oh." Kakashi saw the snake start to expand, ballooning as it gained a panicked look.
"Oh… now I get what he's doing." Nana said before covering her eyes.
Yami blinked.
Snakes weren't suppose to do that, and they weren't suppose to look like bombs about to go off at any moment either.
*SPLAT*
"Aaaaaaaah!"
Yami and Kakashi watched as the giant snake exploded in a massive shower of gore. It's organs, muscles, and blood raining down on everything in the room. Easily a thousand Naruto clones raining down with them. In the middle of all of the gore, standing Naruto screaming his head off, cover in blood and digestive slime. He looked no worse for it, but his annoyance was let known as he screamed.
"EEEEEEEEEW!" Momo, Sephie, Lala, and Mikan exclaimed at the same time, though they were thankfully able to resist the urge to vomit as the prior scenes had hardened them up a bit.
*Poof*
"The other snake left." Kakashi noted with a sigh of relief, glad to see that snake had left the area, going back to where it came from. It had gotten wise to the fact that it was going to die if it stayed, and unlike toads, the snakes weren't really known for their loyalty to their summoner.
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd be booking it to if something barely a fiftieth my size somehow made my buddy explode like an overfilled balloon." Momo said with gag while everyone else nodded in agreement.
Kakashi and Yami came out of hiding, with Yami covering her nose to prevent herself from smelling everything.
Naruto was just standing around with the most displeased look he could have.
"I need a hug." Naruto spoke in deadpan.
"No."
"TO bad for him Lala's not there, she would be willing to hug him right after something like that." Rito said with a chuckle that everyone but said pinkette shared, with the princess in question looking at Naruto with a mixture of disgust and kindness.
"Well… he does look like he could use one." She mumbled quietly, her kind nature screaming at her to cheer the grumpy gut covered blonde up.
"I've got something better than a hug." Kakashi went through the handsigns needed and gathered spiraling water into the palm of his hand. "I copied this from Yamato when I saw him use it with my Sharingan. Water Release: Tearing Torrent." Kakashi threw a rapidly moving wave of water towards Naruto.
"Blubblubblubblub!"
The water rushed over Naruto, cleaning his body as he stood in place.
Yami stayed out of the way of the water, since it had everything that had been on Naruto in it. When Kakashi ended the technique, Naruto was smiling and looking over himself. He was wet, but he wasn't covered in guts, which was worth being wet.
"Definitely." The watching group chorused in agreement.
"Yamato-sensei will be pissed you copied his technique." Naruto stated to Kakashi with a grin, and Kakashi shrugged.
He couldn't control the fact that he copied almost every jutsu he saw with his sharingan. It came in handy though, so he wasn't about to apologize.
"That eye sounds so hacks." Mikan said as Kakashi's profile popped back up, only now with the part about his sharingan eye no longer blocked out.
"Agreed," Yami said with a deep frown. A person with the ability to predict moves before they happened and copy an opponent's abilities to use against them just by looking at you, yeah that would be sooooo much fun to deal with.
"My ship..." Yami walked towards her ship, and she saw that it was still intact. They hadn't taken it apart, which was a relief. It was covered in snake guts now, and she was going to have it washed 10 times before she was satisfied, but it was fine. She was worried about the inside mostly, and if anyone had gone into her room on the ship.
"Naturally, wouldn't want anyone to see your secret stash of ecchi books you keep for those long lonely-OOF!" *Crash* Momo started to joke, only to get punched into the wall by a giant hair fist curtesy of one super blushing Yami.
"She really doesn't know when to call it quits, does she?" Mikan asked with a raised brow as Yami pulled her hair back, allowing the busty twin to slowly slide to the floor while squeaking out "Worth it.".
Shaking her head with an exasperated chuckle, Sephie reached over and scooped her downed daughter up into her arms. "Nope, if there's one thing my children inherited from their father for sure, it's his sheer stubbornness."
"I'll take that as a compliment mother." Nana said with a huff while Lala just hugged her mother happily, not seeing the possible insult in the eldest pinkette's words.
"Thank you Naruto." Yami looked towards him as she opened up the back of the ship.
Time to get it out of the mountain.
"So cool... no problem Yami-chan." Naruto spoke as he jumped up into the air, and landed on top of her ship. Naruto crossed his fingers, and created a clone next to him. They formed a Rasengan together, before it started to grow in size until it was larger than Naruto's own body. "Now, lets break out of here."
"Ooooh… so pretty…" Lala muttered, her expression to one of awe as she stared at the massive sphere of spiraling energy.
"I'll admit, that is the most beautiful ball of doom I've ever seen before." Sephie agreed with a small nod.
-With Yamato-
"I almost feel sorry, these ninja left their villages, only to be treated as fodder." Yamato looked as his wood jutsu crushed another man to death. He sighed in mostly annoyance, having been given the easy job once again. No matter what happened, he was usually stuck either cleaning up after Naruto made a mess, or when he was on a mission with Naruto, he always got stuck with the easiest jobs.
"Ha… he get's stuck with the stooge work." Momo said while snuggling into her mother's arms, having recovered from her abrupt meeting with Mr. Wall already.
To be fair though, if he was here, it wasn't likely that he would have to clean up after Naruto.
After all, how much of a mess could Naruto make.
Rolling her eyes at that statement, Mikan held up here fingers. "And que sudden giant mess in three… two… one."
*BOOM*
Yamato refused to look behind him as the top of the mountain erupted, and a giant yellow light filled the sky. A gigantic Rasengan shooting out of the top of the mountain, destroying the top half of the mountain with ease.
"Whooooa~!" The group exclaimed in awe at the sheer amount of destruction that single attack was doing.
"That is an extremely impressive attack." Yami said, showing an unprecedented amount of emotion on her face as she watched the mountain essentially vanish from existence. 'I would need my darkness form to even have a chance against something like that.'
Yamato could see the sky light up for a moment, and he closed his eyes and took a deep calming breath. He didn't need to see it with his eyes to know that the yellow light was Naruto, or that half of the mountain (maybe the entire mountain) was now history.
"If you can't see it then it doesn't exist, denial at its finest." Momo said jokingly while looking pointedly at her twin's chest, making the less endowed pinkette to glare at her irritably.
Despite knowing what happened, he still looked in the end.
Damnit.
"But in the end, reality always wins." Momo added with a giggle.
-With Naruto, Yami, and Kakashi-
"Well, that takes care of that. We should go and finish Kabuto, Yami, can you get back to the village on your own?" Kakashi asked Yami as Naruto jumped off the top of her ship.
Yami just looked at the view of the night's sky.
'... He's far more powerful than his doofy personality makes him look.' Yami thought to herself as she looked at the parted clouds above, the remains of the mountain that used to be above them, and the fact that she was free to fly off. Yami glanced at Naruto as he put his arms behind his head, grinning. 'The people of this world have an amazing potential for strength. No wonder this planet is forbidden.' Yami now came to truly realize why the planet had such a high danger rating.
"Well you know what they say, 'When the path is left untraveled, it's usually for a good reason'." Sephie said wisely. The rest of the group nodded in agreement, remembering their trip to planet Mistletoe, another S rank planet, to get the rare Luckberry when they thought Celine was dying of Kare Kare and nearly got killed themselves multiple times.
"See you when we get back to the village Yami-chan. We have some business to take care of." Naruto told the assassin girl.
She shook her head.
"You helped me-" Yami pressed a button on her remote, and her ship flew off in the direction of Konoha without her. "-so allow me to return the favor. I don't wish to be in your debt." Yami spoke with her usual tone.
Momo opened her mouth to make a comment, but was immediately shut down by her mother clapping a hand over her mouth, making the younger pinkette pout with a roll of her eyes.
Kakashi glanced at Naruto.
"This is your mission, you decide."
"I don't see why not, if she wants to come it's fine with me! It's going to get messy though, we won't be letting Kabuto get away this time." Naruto gave an excited cheer. Having more people to fight by his side made him feel more excited for the soon to come battle. Kabuto wasn't somebody to be taken lightly, since like Orochimaru, the man was always able to slip out of most situations.
Time to end the bastard!
"Hey! What gives!" Nana exclaimed as the buffering screen popped up once more.
"Yeah, that was barely even ten minutes." Mikan said as the group turned to Lala for an explanation, only to find her already out of her seat and heading to the TV with several tools in hand.
Before anyone could say anything, the princess pried off the screen and started poking around inside the extremely complex inner working of the device. Knowing how this tended to end, everyone quickly ducked for cover just in case something went bang.
"Ah-ha! Found the problem!" The bubbly princess called out after several moments of tense silence. "There's a clog in the coolant line for the time dilation matrix and it was starting to overheat. I'll just need to clear it out real quick and we'll be good to go."
"Alright dear, just make sure to take your time. You know what happens when you tend to rush yourself." Sephie told her calmly… whilst hiding behind Rito along with Momo and Mikan.
'Why do I always become the meat shield?' Rito asked himself with a twitching brow.
-End Chapter-
AN: I will now be taking suggestions for who you think should join the group next, so feel free to give your opinion. Thank you for reading and please review.