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Reality Viewing: Naruto the Charming Assassin Charmer

-Chapter 10-

As the screen finished buffering, Momo couldn't help but grin widely at the scene that appeared. 'Oh boy, my drama senses are tingling.' She thought while rubbing her hands together excitedly.

Sakura, Hinata, and Tenten all decided to follow Yami, though unlike Yami they ended up getting dressed in their usual clothes. They watched as the girl sat down in front of the bath house, wearing the white robe wrapped firmly around her body so that nothing showed that she didn't want showing. They didn't know how she usually dressed, but they could appreciate her consideration for the others around.

"That robe looks really comfy. Peke, could you-"

"Already on it." Peke cut Lala off as the pinkette's outfit changed from her usual attire to a soft slightly plushy robe identical to the one alternate Yami was wearing.

"Oooooh, so soft." Lala murmured as she snuggled into the fabric before returning her attention back to the screen, missing the slightly jealous looks the rest of the girls and her mother were sending at her.

"What do you think she and Naruto-"

"Shhhhh, here he comes!" Sakura urgency hissed at Tenten as she covered the older girl's mouth with her hand.

There was Naruto, with a much looser bath robe than Yami being worn in a way that showed his chest and stomach, with two plates of dango in his hands. Balanced on each of the plates were small bottles of milk, and he had a grin on his face. The three ninja remained silent as they watched Naruto sit down across from Yami, passed a plate to her.

"Alright, bringing back the eye candy finally." Momo said happily as she eyed Naruto's exposed torso.

"I'm not gonna even bother." Nana said with a tired sigh, having given up on getting her twin to stop with her constant lewd commentary… for now.

'Hmmm, muscled but not overly so, with just the right amount of fat.' Sephie thought approvingly while her gaze flickered over the whiskered blonde's form. 'That boy certainly knows how to keep in shape.'

"Nothing beats milk after a hot bath, and dango is always a hot springs favorite. You're going to love it while we wait for our clothes. We really made a stink of them, didn't we?" Naruto spoke with a laugh. He sat down next to her on the bench she was sitting at, and she saw each plate had three sticks of dango, with three balls per stick. She grabbed the milk first, and gave it a sip.

It was good.

'A... a... a stink?' Hinata thought with her face turning hot red, steam almost coming off her face at the phrasing that Naruto used.

"Oh god," Mikan groaned with a light blush as she facepalmed along with Nana and Rito while Yami looked like she swallowed a lemon, the four of them already knowing where this was going. 'I swear, all this needs is a montage intro and this would be an anime.'

"Hehehehe," Momo and Sephie giggled under their breath, having also figured out what was about to happen.

"Milk after a bath… oooh that's genius!" Lala exclaimed with sparkling eyes as she drifted off into a daydream, completely missing what was happening do to her innocent mind.

Yami nodded.

"It's good."

"Yeah, I love milk. Though, it's not so good expired, as I learned the hard way. Drink as much as you want, we had a long night last night." Naruto offered her as he downed his small milk bottle with a single chug.

"Bleugh," Lala gagged upon hearing the part about expired milk. "Why would anyone drink spoiled milk? That sounds nasty."

"He probably forgot to check the expiration date before drinking it." Mikan said with a shrug.

He let out a loud sigh of relief, before he leaned forward and took a dango stick, and snagged a dango off of it.

Yami didn't eat at first.

'Long night... Lucky girl.' Tenten thought with a goofy smile crossing her mouth, light pink cheeks at hearing a little dirty detail.

"Pfft… yeah, a real lucky girl, eh Yami-chan?" Momo asked while nudging said assassin's side with a knowing smirk.

"Ecchi-baka." Yami said with a stoic expression and only a miniscule blush, making the busty pinkette pout at the lack of reaction.

Yami nodded her head in agreement with Naruto.

"I didn't know you had such... odd skills. Using your clones like that... really made a mess." Yami shivered when she remembered how the giant snake had been turned into one big mess. She was scrubbing her ship inside and out before she was flying it, or living in it, because she knew for certain that stuff was inside of it.

"Wait a second, how would it get inside? Shouldn't a spaceship be completely airtight and such?" Mikan asked with a raised brow.

"Normally yes, but its probable that the ones who stole Lunatique had pried it open in order to investigate the interior." Yami stated factually.

"Ah, good point."

Sakura and Hinata turned bright red.

'Using clones for THAT... is Naruto a sex GENIUS?' Tenten thought with widened eyes, covering her mouth with her hands to keep from saying anything.

"Oh my," Lala mumbled as everyone in the room broke out in full blown blushes, even Peke which made Lala's outfit turn bright pink.

"Hehehehehe…"

"Ugh, stop drooling on me you lewd beast," Nana said to Momo with a twitching brow as the busty twin's saliva dripped onto her shoulder before shoving her away. However, upon something wet falling onto her other shoulder, the petite pinkette was horrified to see Sephie drooling away as well. "Mom!? Not you too!"

'Ecchi-bakas.' Yami thought as she adamantly stared at the ground, totally not imagining dozens of whiskered blondes pondering her into blissful oblivion, not at all.

Meanwhile Rito had passed out with steam rising from his head and Mikan was discretely wiping the small dribble of blood from her nose.

Not a lot of people had enough chakra to spare to use clones so willy nilly, so nobody ever really bothered thinking of ways to use them for that.

Sakura's jaw dropped.

No, it had to be a misunderstanding, there was no way that Naruto got a girlfriend while she wasn't paying attention.

"It is, but man do I wish it wasn't." Momo said with wide smirk once she got her wits back, wiping away the drool on her lips.

A girlfriend that apparently he was very active with, and in such a creative way.

At this point Yami's face had invented at least a dozen new shades of red as her blush grew darker and darker.

Hinata felt faint, but managed to hold on to her consciousness.

"Yeah, I've done that before, it gets the job done... but it leaves everything a mess. More than anything, I'm surprised you lasted the entire night." Naruto mentioned as he pat Yami on the back.

"I bet you could go all night, huh Yami?" Momo asked rhetorically with a smirk as she nudged the transforming blonde's side again before quickly scooching to the side to avoid the hair fist aimed at her face. "I didn't hear a denial~."

She gave her sternum a few gentle pats when a bit of dango got stuck, before she didn't choke.

"Looks like you still need to work on swallowing though," The busty pinkette continued with a wide grin as Yami tries to strike her several more times. "We wouldn't want you choking when you try Naruto's 'special crea-*Thwap*- Fuck!" *Thump*

"Ecchi-baka." Yami stated with a tiny smirk as Momo fell to the floor clutching her left breast, which the assassin had gotten with a sneak attack from bellow.

"Dammit… tit shots… my one weakness."

She took the praise.

"I'm not inexperienced with going a night without sleep." Yami told him neutrally, without bragging about it. There were times she would stalk her target all night before she would find the weakness she needed, and strike them. She was tired, but she could push off her sleep until it was nighttime. She knew that tonight she was going to have a very restful sleep, though she would remain alert in her sleep as always.

"That's a handy trick and all, but isn't it unhealthy to always be like that whenever you sleep?" Mikan asked Yami curiously, given her habit to sleep standing up and still mostly alert didn't sound very restful at all in the brunette's opinion.

"Mildly, but it is better than being dead," Yami admitted with a nod. "Besides, I can avoid any negative affects by going to an uninhabited planet for a deep rest every few weeks or so on Lunatique."

"…Oh, so that's why you seem to just vanish for a bit every month." Mikan mumbled as she smiled awkwardly, having thought that those absences were due to Yami having her period or something.

With that said though, she went back to silence.

Naruto on the other hand, laughed.

"With your skill, I don't doubt it! You were really amazing Yami-chan, I really want to do some more stuff with you!" Naruto wasn't quiet like Yami when he spoke. Despite Yami not having the most speed or power, her raw skill made up for it.

When she used the Cursed Seal user's own body to kill him, when she learned her own blades couldn't hurt him, absolutely genius of her. She timed it so well, and she only suffered a non-life threatening wound because of it. Taking down a Cursed Seal user wasn't easy, most Chunin weren't able to do it.

"So you're not as outclassed by his world's standards as we thought, that's nice to know." Mikan said with a relieved smile.

Yami nodded.

'He wants to do MORE stuff with her? When did he become so infatuated with this girl? How much about Naruto do I not know?' Sakura's thoughts turned more depressing when she realized she might not know Naruto as well as she thought. He not only had a girlfriend, but was apparently very sexually active with her. He never even told her that he had a lover, and didn't even hint at her.

"Bwahahahaha! Aw man, this just keeps getting better and better." Momo said with a boisterous laugh, having recovered from Yami's assualt.

"Okay seriously, I can get Naruto since he's obviously denser than freaking diamond, but how is your other not realizing how dirty this conversation sounds?" Nana demanded while sending a pointed look at Yami.

"Because I hate ecchi." Yami stated dully like it was the most obvious thing ever. She disliked perverted things, thus she tended not to think about anything in an ecchi way unless it was incredibly blatant.

"Oh… right."

She thought that they were close, but apparently, he was keeping a big part of his private life away from her.

It hurt a little.

"Awww, she looks like she could use a hug." Lala said with a sympathetic pout at the sight of Sakura's saddened face.

Patting her eldest daughter on the head, Sephie smiled down on her with a mixture of comfort and pride. "Don't worry Lala, I'm sure she'll cheer up once everything is cleared up."

"... Though... I'm sorry you got hurt. I shouldn't have let that happen." Naruto spoke a little more softly as he looked at her side, covered by her bath robe.

"Quick other Yami! Ask him to kiss it bet-*Thwap* Sonofabitch!" *Thump*

"Ecchi-baka."

"You won't… stop me forever…"

Yami shook her head.

"It's okay." Yami's words got a breath of relief from Naruto. Yami took a bite of her own dango, and she smiled softly.

It was good too.

Lala turned to Mikan to ask her something, only for the smaller brunette to pop a stick of packaged dango into the pinkette's mouth before she could utter a word.

'Too predictable.' Mikan thought as she watched Lala happily chow down on the treat.

"I live alone, so if you want, you can stay at my place until we get your place cleaned up... That is my fault, so I'll help clean up." Naruto offered her. It was completely his fault that her home was covered in gore, so he would help her clean it all up. While they were doing that, she was more than welcome to stay with him.

"That's nice of him." Lala said with a smile that several others shared.

"At least he owns up to his responsibilities." Nana muttered approvingly.

"Yeah, and with those clones of his they'll have it done in no time." Mikan added, slight envy bleeding into her voice.

There wasn't much else that they could do, since most hotels hadn't been restored yet, and Yami didn't trust anyone in the village enough to sleep around them.

Yami nodded her head in agreement, because that sounded fine with her. She trusted Naruto enough after fighting him, fighting by his side, and being around him, to sleep in the same area as him.

"Don't forget the condoms! *Thw-thunk* Haha!" Yami blinked in surprise as her hair fist bounced off Momo's chest with a solid thumping sound rather then the usual smack and said twin appeared completely unaffected by the blow.

Seeing everyone's surprise and confusion, Momo pulled down the front of her outfit slightly to reveal several roots wrapped around her chest in the exact shape of a bra.

"Chasita roots, their quite popular as under armor due to how durable yet flexible they are," She gloated while sending Yami a victorious smirk. "So like I was saying, don't forget the condoms, we wouldn't want any little Yamis and Narutos running around yet… or would we?"

"Oh I want a little Yami and Naruto!" Lala exclaimed innocently with a raised hand, causing Momo and Sephie to burst into giggles while Yami, Nana, and Mikan blushed.

'Living together!'

With that Hinata fainted, dirty sex details were one thing, but hearing about them moving in together was something else. Sex was one matter that was physical, but living together involved a lot of trust. You didn't always let people you had sex with move in with you, but when you lived with your girlfriend AND had sex with her... that was a completely different level of bond.

"So true, if they were actually having sex that is." Momo muttered with a disappointed sigh.

"Will you give it a rest already, they are not going to do… that after knowing each-other for just one day." Nana said exasperatedly while roughly elbowing her twin's side.

"Oh come on, he spared her life and even got her treated after she tried to kill him, helped her get her ship back at great personal risk, saved her life, paid for a trip to the hotsprings, and even gave her a place to stay just because he's a nice guy. Who wouldn't want to nail him after all that?" Momo asked with a raised brow.

"I… that… well…" Nana mumbled, her face turning red as she tried and failed to come up with a retort to her sibling's statement, only made worse when she saw the Cheshire grin on Momo's face. "Shut up Momo!"

"Oh shit." Tenten whispered as she caught Hinata before she could hit the ground and alert the 'loving couple' to the fact that they were there.

Sakura covered Tenten's mouth again and jerked her head towards Naruto and Yami.

They weren't noticed yet, good.

"Wow, your other must really be relaxed right now." Mikan said to Yami in surprise, given the girl was usually alerted by even the smallest of noises.

"Indeed, though exhaustion has probably dulled my senses as well." The transforming assassin said with a nod.

"You know Yami-chan, you don't talk a lot. After what we've been through together, I would like it if you told me more about yourself." Naruto furthered the conversation with Yami. Yami looked at him out of the side of her eye, and shifted uncomfortably, but she did nod her head after thought was placed into it.

She wasn't used to talking much about herself.

"Ah, is little Yami feeling a bit shy?" Momo asked teasingly, before hopping behind her mother when said blonde tried to punch her with her actual fist this time. "I'll take that as a yes."

"Maybe later... I want to know more about you too." Yami did want to know more about him. So much more, and she had so many questions she wanted to ask. The mission to get her ship back brought up so many things to her attention, and she wanted to know the answers to those questions she gained. "Like, what's a Jinchuriki?" Yami spoke in a low voice, practically under her breath.

"And now she's killed the mood." Momo said with a pout.

She watched Naruto's reaction carefully, and she could see a shift in his shoulders, a small shift but noticable to her. He didn't look at her directly, but he nodded his head.

"... Maybe later... it's not something I really like to talk about in public a lot. Jinchuriki, it isn't a very... it isn't a nice word." Naruto, to Yami, seemed far more quiet than she could imagine him being. He seemed uncomfortable, sure, but more than that he seemed like he was sad about something.

"No kidding, it probably stirs up some rather unpleasant memories for sure." Mikan said with a shiver.

She nodded.

She would ask about it in private later, but she wasn't going to force him to answer any question that he didn't want to answer. Not when he was being so willing to help her with everything, after she tried to kill him and all that.

"And then, as he delves his deep dark secrets, you lovingly comfort him in your gentle embrace." Momo said dramatically while miming said actions out, making Yami scowl at her with a blush, Lala and Sephie to swoon, Mikan to sigh, and Nana to elbow her in annoyance so hard it knocked the busty twin to the floor.

Naruto smiled.

"Hmmm?" Yami hummed as she filled her mouth with dango.

"I was just thinking, it was my Pa that made me a Jinchuriki in the first place. He was really respected, still is... you see people respect me now, but it wasn't long ago that I was..." Naruto trailed off softly, and Yami should guess what he was going to say. She understood the context clues of everything he had said.

So this was why Naruto didn't understand love, the conversation Sakura spoke of. Yami didn't understand how such a happy person didn't understand love, but if his hints meant anything... then Naruto might have gotten even less love growing up than she herself did.

"Don't worry, Yami will rectify that real soon." Momo said as she got back up, idly hopping back to avoid the hair-fist flying towards her noggin.

"Seriously, is the concept of stopping just non-existent within your brain or something?" Nana asked irritably, her eyebrow twitching when the busty twin responded with a smug smirk and a shrug.

"Maybe."

Yami placed her hand on his hand, and gently pat him, with Naruto looking at her with a soft, but thankful, grin.

"... It's... okay."

"D'aaaaawwwww, that's so sweet!" Lala gushed, unable to resist from how romantic the scene looked at that moment.

"Damn, that is one hell of a smile." Momo muttered while Sephie nodded in agreement.

She wasn't used to trying to comfort people, but she didn't like that look that was on his face. She wanted to get it off his face.

"He does kinda look like a kicked puppy when he's sad." Mikan said while everyone nodded in agreement.

Naruto moved his hand out from under hers, before he scratched the back of his head.

"Thanks Yami-chan." His thanks was simple, but it conveyed everything that he wasn't saying out loud as well.

Sakura smiled.

'I can't hear what they are saying, but that's a really nice smile Naruto has right now.' Sakura couldn't hear what they were mumbling to each other, but she didn't need it to see her friend's smiling face. She saw the changes in expressions he had, but his current expression made her happy.

'I like her.' Sephie thought as a soft smile crossed her lips.

"... You're still answering my questions."

"Of course, you wouldn't let him off the hook that easily after all." Mikan said with a giggle while Yami nodded. She could be very persistent when it came to things she wanted to know.

"Yeah, figured as much. This dango is good, but it isn't really filling. Lets go check on our clothes, so that I can really fill you up." Naruto told Yami as he stood up, having already finished his plate off. Of course, he was talking about ramen, and Yami rolled her eyes, knowing as much.

She didn't really care what she ate, she was just hungry.

Sakura blushed.

"Oh yes, he'll fill her up really good." Momo said, wiggling her brows suggestively while everyone else in the room aside from Lala broke out in massive blushes once more.

"And here we go again." Nana groaned with a face palm.

"I don't get it." Lala said, her head tilted in confusion.

She slapped her cheek though, remembering this was Naruto that was saying this. Thinking like Naruto, he was more than likely talking about going to eat ramen. Putting emphasis on the words to make it sound sexual was, more than likely, purely an accident on his part. She wanted to believe that she knew Naruto well enough to know when he was talking about perverted stuff.

Still... she needed to make sure.

She needed to tell the others.

"Oooooh crap-baskets." Mikan said with a pale face as the screen went back to buffering mode.

"What you said." Yami muttered dully.

-End Chapter-