As Squad 17 and Gohan went to eat together at a ramen stand, Kakashi came to see them looking very worried about something.

"What's wrong, Kakashi Sensei?" Naruto asked.

Kakashi sighed. "Tsunade send me to tell you all that a member of the Akatsuki has been found in the village. However, he has surrendered himself to us." Kakashi said.

"Uh, how is that a problem?" Trunks asked.

Kakashi looked very worried. "He has a huge bomb on him and if he detonates it... it will destroy us all." Kakashi said.

Trunks looked surprised. "Who is this suicide bomber?" Trunks asked.

"His name is Deidara I believe." Kakashi said. "We must evacuate every person out of the village. His threat is very serious."

Vegeta chuckled. "A bomb will hardly even hurt us. It's like being shot by a ki blast."

Kakashi looked annoyed. "Maybe some of us can survive it, but not the general population."

Gohan nodded. "We'll all help get everyone to safety."

"Please do so fast! He could blow himself up at any time." Kakashi said. "This is a nuclear bomb type of threat I'm talking about."

Trunks sighed. "Take me to him, I'll see if I can talk him out of doing this."

Naruto smiled. "Let me come too."

"Naruto-kun... be careful." Hinata spoke.

"Don't worry Hinata, Trunks will protect us." Naruto said as they left to the area where Deidara was at sitting on top of his massive bomb.

Deidara chuckled. "Naruto Uzumaki! We finally meet!"

Naruto looked angry. "Are you insane! Please don't do this! We can come to some sort of agreement here!"

Deidara chuckled. "I want you to kill yourself, then I'll stop! Ha Ha Ha!"

"Naruto-kun... I can sense a hidden tenketsu point in that bomb..." Hinata said as she used her technique to sense it.

"Huh? What does that mean Hinata?" Naruto asked.

"Why are you talking to yourself?" Deidara asked.

"That isn't a real bomb, Naruto-kun." Hinata said.

Naruto smirked as he fully understood her message. "Go ahead then, Deidara! I double dare you to blow us up!"

"W-What!? You actually want me to do it! Are you fucking kidding me! You will all die, you know that right!" Deidara yelled in anger.

Naruto chuckled. "Go ahead, I'm not scared of it. Clearly your so depressed about your life that you wanna end it all. Did your mom hit you as a child?" Naruto began to mock him.

Deidara looked nervous. "How dare you! You don't know anything about me! I'll kill you all!"

Naruto chuckled. "Oh please, clearly you make your hair like a women's hair because your so gay! Did your boyfriend hurt your feelings?"

Deidara began to cry. "Y-Yes..."

"Wait what... really? Uh, okay, now how about you tell us all why your so gay? Did daddy rape you?" Naruto couldn't stop himself now.

Deidara began crying. "I hated my father!"

"Oh... so that's true too... So Deidara... would you like to meet Ino? She could help you with your looks, clearly you lack self confidence. Maybe all you need is a friend." Naruto said.

Deidara then jumped down from the bomb. "Well... okay... I won't blow anyone up. I'm sorry." Deidara said as he wiped the tears off his face.

Naruto chuckled. "Okay, good. Were friends now then."

Everyone in the hidden leaf village saw this and came to praise Naruto and lift him up in a crowd. "Naruto is our savior!" they all cheered.

Then Neji walked over. "That's not a bomb."

"Huh!? What?" the villagers looked surprised as Neji kicked it and it disappeared.

Naruto sighed. "Dang it Neji! You ruined my fame bro."

Neji sighed. "I still hate you Naruto. But anyway, how did you know it wasn't a bomb? Only my family can see chakra points! I demand an explanation." Neji said.

Naruto chuckled. "I have your powers now."

"Impossible!" Neji yelled.

"Hinata lives in me, and she has a message for you! Fuck you Neji." Naruto said as he walked away in swag.

To be continued.

A/N: I just couldn't help laughing myself to death while making this chapter, and yes Deidara will be a good character now. Stay tuned for more.