So you didn't expect this weird story to be back, did ya? Hehehehe...
Well, luckily and unfortunately for you, this bizarre tale of a farting Princess Peach Toadstool was more real than you can possibly imagined...
"Ugh... that was unpleasant." Waluigi stated as he was on the rooftop of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, with Lucario and Popo there. "Anyway, let's try our plan to sell pretzels again..."
"Do we really need to sell pretzels?" Lucario asked as he had his arms folded, shaking his head. "Don't we have better things to do?"
Popo laughed as he shook his head, moving his hands about. "Nope! We're just used for the side plot to the main plot!"
"And there I ask, what is the main plot?" Waluigi asked as he folded his lanky arms together.
Popo giggled as he placed his hands on his hips. "Oh, you're about to find out..." He admitted with glee.
Lucario sighed as he shook his head, looking up at the clear blue sky, seeing it become cloudy as he heard thunder. "I don't like the sounds of this..."
And with that, came the thunderstorm, as it began raining, with the two Smashers and one Assist Trophy deciding to head back into the mansion to avoid getting wet and zapped.
Princess Peach Toadstool was in her room inside the mansion, chatting with Toadette, who came all the way from the Mushroom Kingdom to talk with her.
"...And you blew up the entire city?" Toadette gasped as she placed her hands over her mouth. "My gosh, you really are a weapon of mass destruction, Peach!"
"You mean gas destruction!" Peach giggled as she leaned forward, letting out a loud, deep pitched poot as she giggled, her left hand over her mouth. "Oh my, that one was deeper than usual!"
"Whatever happened to Mario and Luigi?" Toadette asked as she moved her hands about.
Peach was about to answer, when a bright flash of lightning blinded everything, a loud boom of thunder following as the entire mansion briefly shook. Peach screamed as she fell on the floor, letting out another brassy toot as she slightly blushed. "Wow, it sounds like it's really stormy out there! I guess I need to go and change my underwear!"
"...Eww..." Toadette commented as she stuck her tongue out in disgust, with Peach getting up and taking off her pink dress, revealing her pink panties as there was a large brown stain on the back of them, the blonde princess farting again as the gas blew in Toadette's face, with Peach picking through various different outfits.
"Oh come on, Toadette. You know I accidentally poop in my panties all the time." Peach commented as she placed on an identical dress, which looked exactly like her previous outfit, only with more bloom. "How do I look?"
"Like a million bucks!" Toadette exclaimed as Peach twirled around, revealing her entire outfit as she giggled. Toadette then rubbed the back of her head with her left hand sheepishly. "But shouldn't you change your yucky, poopy underwear and not your dress?"
Peach let out another obnoxiously deep pitched fart as she giggled, being air headed. "Oh duh! How silly of me!" She exclaimed as she took off the dress and her dirty panties in front of Toadette, who of course had the appropriate reaction to this.
Watching as if nothing lude was going on. Yep. Nothing at all.