Princess Peach Farting Stupid Adventures

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Princess Peach Toadstool is known for her disturbingly loud smelly and bassy farting abilities; in spite of her innocently royal looks yes. But can she be able to hold it in for the entire day after a bet with a pesky plumber? Find out along with a stinky huge wind breaking collection of flatulent tales revolving around the perky pink Princess Peach farting: 15 farty years later!

5. Farty Peach Breaks The Wind

Princess Peach Toadstool farting was wind breaking all the action going on at the chaotic streets of the bustling Earthbound city Fourside for the flatulent human girl was fanning her wretched rotten eggy fumes. "Peeyew! Those really stink! But not to the same extent that I had to hold it in like that 1 time...!"

"Ooh are we gonna get a flashback?" Popo and Nana asked since the Ice Climbers were climbing up the tallest skyscraper yet were intrigued at what the fart filled Princess Toadstool had to say.

"Well frankly yes and I'll gladly set the big scene for you!" Peach said to the Ice Climber pair upon wiggling her hips to make her bassy tuba farts change the scene.

In a flashback was Peach, Mario, and Toadette all left the Super Smash Brothers Mansion behind as they headed to Seaside Hill to spend their first part of the day together, with Princess Peach's stomach grumbling loudly.

"Man, holding it in is gonna be harder than I thought..." Peach stated as she rubbed her right hand on her grumbling stomach.

Toadette placed her hands inside her pouch as she turned her head to Peach. "You know, I wonder if you could actually hold it in and not let it out after the bet is off. Remember the last time you tried holding it in?"

Peach giggled as she slightly blushed. "Oh yeah... it was more embarrassing than usual, since everything was quiet..."

A flashback then ensued as it showed a slightly younger Princess Peach in a very quiet library, looking through various books as everything was quiet in the library. Peach tried reaching for the book on the highest part of the staircase, sticking her tongue out as she accidentally let out a loud fart, of which echoed throughout the entire library. Not only was it deep pitched, but Peach did it in front of nearly everyone. Her face turned red as she slowly turned around, to see everyone giving her shocked looks of disgust.

"...Yeah, and that's why I'm not allowed to the library anymore." Peach commented over her grumbling stomach.

Mario rolled his eyes as he shook his head, his arms folded together. "What a story, Peach..."

"...So yeah that certainly was quite the event!" Peach explained to a bigger audience than intended while continuing to fart proudly.