"Hey, have you guys seen the princess?" Toad asked as he walked through the living room.
"Which one?" Toon Link asked as he and Popo were playing an intense round of Mario Power Tennis on the Gamecube.
"Peach, of course!" Toad exclaimed as he raised his arms in the air. "She's only the gassiest Smasher here! Now where is she?"
"I think she went on a trip with Mario and your sister, Toadette" Popo commented as he stuck his tongue out. "Or your girlfriend. Or wife. I dunno, I have the same identify problems with Nana."
Toad sighed as he dropped his arms. "Oh, I hope she's not farting around like she literally does. I still have nightmares that one time she got me to put on her jeans..."
One flashback later...
"Come on, Toad!" Peach exclaimed as she was looking at herself in the mirror. "These tight pink jeans aren't gonna put themselves on!"
"Damn it, princess, I'm trying!" Toad remarked as he struggled to pull Peach's pants on, having succeeded only to be blasted right in the face by Princess Toadstool's farting, much to his dismay as not only did he smell bad, he injured his back.
Princess Peach Toadstool, Mario, and Toadette were all in Seaside Hill, going through the underwater tunnels in the Ocean Ruin course, watching the various different marine life as Peach and Toadette were smitten by the wildlife.
"These fishes, dolphins, and whales look so cute!" Toadette squealed as she held her hands together.
Peach giggled as she had her hands behind her back. "I just had a funny memory where I farted in a lake and caused all the fish to rise..."
And as Peach has stated, another flashback commenced as it was a randomly large lake somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom's eastern borders, with Peach wearing her pink bikini outfit as she jumped into the lake, being the first one. Mario, Luigi, and Toadsworth noticed various bubbles rising up, with Peach resurfacing, the bubbles still rising as they were directly behind her. Peach giggled as she heard how deep pitched her flatulence was, gasping as she noticed various different dead fish rise to the surface several seconds later, with Mario and Luigi eying each other as Toadsworth fainted from the mass murder Peach accidentally caused with her gas.
"Those poor fish..." Peach stated as she sobbed, with Toadette comforting her as Mario shook his head, his arms folded.