Princess Peach, Toadette, and Mario watched the fireworks in the bustling neon lit Casino Park as Peach was still doing her best to hold in her gas, with Mario and Toadette occasionally giving each other glances as they noticed the gas holding princess squirming in place.
"Fireworks just make me want to let my gas fly!" Peach commented as she rubbed her butt with her hands, anxious to let it out.
Mario grabbed Peach's right arm, shaking his head as he grumbled angrily. "Don't. Remember the last time you attempted that?"
Peach gasped as she turned to Mario, nodding her head. "Oh yeah! I remember it!"
Cue a flashback to Princess Peach's castle, with the plucky blonde princess herself on the red rooftop as she watched various fireworks being set off. Getting a stupid idea, Peach placed several unlit fireworks near her butt, having a lit match as she farted loudly, the fireworks sending her high into the air as she exploded with them, a blast of gas stinking up the entire atmosphere above Toad Town.
"...Why on earth are we having so many of these flashbacks again?" Toadette asked as she blinked, moving her hands about.
Peach giggled as she patted Toadette on the head. "It's the author's way of allowing me to fart without actually cutting the cheese!" She stated as she felt her stomach rumble from the farts she was holding back in.
Toadette narrowed her eyes as she murmured. "Of course. How could I forget..."
"So... how do you feel about Brawl being a decade old?" Lucario stated as he was having some coffee in Onett with Wolf O' Donnell and Solid Snake, the trio reuniting after being away from each other for a while, with Peach farting away at the various Smashers on the actual stage.
"Ehh... it's not that much, really. It just seems to come and go," Snake commented as he was getting hard from Peach farting near them.
Wolf grumbled as he placed his right hand on his forehead, clenching his cup of coffee hard. "That dumb blonde princess over there as been ripping ass in this story for the same exact amount of time."
"Actually... that idiot has been breaking wind longer than this." Waluigi pointed out as he was selling tacos at his taco stand nearby, with Silver The Hedgehog nodding his head in agreement.
"Yeah. There are some things that are actually older than they seem, and Peach being this flatulent... sadly is one of them." Silver sighed as he was holding a light brown cardboard box full of pizza in his hands.
"Not that it matters since we're officially old news!" Peach proclaimed as she popped up in front of the group, letting out a huge wet fart in front of the group that was disgusting enough to melt them away, making the smelly princess giggle with glee.
"I'll never understand what her attraction to her rear's stink is..." Dry Bowser muttered as he was practicing his tennis on a brick wall, spotting a Chain Chomp chasing after Peach as her gas blast unleashed it from its chain.
"Well the author never specified that I couldn't fart in sections that didn't involve Mario," Peach pointed out as she continued letting out bubbly farts that justified her in buying new underwear for her to stain.