Princess Peach Farting Stupid Adventures

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Princess Peach Toadstool is known for her disturbingly loud smelly and bassy farting abilities; in spite of her innocently royal looks yes. But can she be able to hold it in for the entire day after a bet with a pesky plumber? Find out along with a stinky huge wind breaking collection of flatulent tales revolving around the perky pink Princess Peach farting: 15 farty years later!

11. Peach the Farting Kart

Princess Peach Toadstool, Mario, and Toadette were still in the Casino Park as they were in an observation tower, looking at the huge sprawling metropolis below, noticing all the yellow lights.

"Wow! Those lights sure are bright!" Peach exclaimed as she held her hands together, tilting her head to the right. "They really lit up the night! Just like my farts!"

"Peach-a..." Mario grumbled, with Toadette calming him, sighing as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "Listen, can we just get the flashback over with so that this story gets its unnecessary quota of flatulence from you?"

"Why of course!" Peach exclaimed as she clasped her hands together, thinking. "Now... what's a good flashback to use..."

"How about the time that I used you as a kart?" Toadette giggled as she innocently placed her hands behind her back.

Peach blinked in astonishment as she turned to Toadete. "Wait, did that actually happen?"

Toadette nodded her head as she smiled. "Yep! I'll prove it to you!" She then snapped her fingers, starting up a flashback.

It was in the Peach Gardens during the Mario Kart Wii tournament, with Toadette needing a vehicle pronto. She spotted Peach doing garden work, the princess wearing pink overalls. Getting an idea, Toadette jumped onto Peach, with Peach gawking as she glanced up at Toadette.

"Toadette, what are you up to-" Peach asked, but was silenced by Toadette.

Lakitu signaled the start of the race, and as the eleven other racers zipped by, Toadette slapped Peach on the butt, causing the blonde princess to fart as she began galloping like a horse, her farting propelling her forward as Toadette cheered, easily taking the lead as she eventually lapped the other racers, unintentionally stinking up the entire race course.

"...That's the weirdest friggin' flashback we have-a had yet-a," Mario commented as he folded his arms together, shaking his head.

Toadette giggled as she moved her hands about. "Well, it was a fun memory that I had."

"I didn't find it so fun..." Peach commented as she began rubbing her butt with her hands, still having bad memories of it.