Princess Peach Farting Stupid Adventures

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Princess Peach Toadstool is known for her disturbingly loud smelly and bassy farting abilities; in spite of her innocently royal looks yes. But can she be able to hold it in for the entire day after a bet with a pesky plumber? Find out along with a stinky huge wind breaking collection of flatulent tales revolving around the perky pink Princess Peach farting: 15 farty years later!

16. Oh Look, Peach Farts In Seaside Hill

"I'm bored..." Popo the male, blue robed Ice Climber yawned as he stretched his arms, wrapping his arms around the back of his head.

"Well of course. We've been in Seaside Hill for whoever knows how long." Waluigi grumbled as he folded his arms together.

Waluigi, Popo, and Lucario were all in Seaside Hill's western area as they were near the Whale Island, wondering what the hell to do ever since they haven't appeared in any of the recent chapters.

"You know, we haven't interacted with Princess Toadstool for a while." Lucario pinpointed as he rolled his right hand around.

Waluigi scoffed as he moved his arms in a weird manner. "What, Peach? Please, any interactions would revolve in her stupid farting that puts even Wario to shame!"

"I remember the one time she won a match against me by letting out a really awful fart..." Popo commented as he shuddered. "Oh, I can remember it now..."

One flashback to the fiery Norfair, where Peach grabbed Popo and slammed him with her butt, which let out a brassy poot after bumping Popo. As Popo landed on the platform overlooking the boiling red magma below, Peach butt slammed down on the injured blue eskimo, giggling as she placed her hands on her face.

"Help, help!" Popo called out as he tried struggling from underneath Peach's fat gassy ass, but failed. "My leg!"

"Oh you silly young Eskimo boy, I got a real hot and juicy one for ya!" Peach giggled with a wink as she let out a brassy and wet fart, with Popo screaming as he suddenly exploded, blasting off again as he twinkled in the background, with Peach taking a bow as she farted once more, her underwear gross and dirty.

Back in the present time in Seaside Hill, Waluigi and Lucario gave Popo odd looks as they glanced at each other.

"I don't know why this author is obsessed with all these stupid farts," Lucario commented as he placed his left hand on his face, shaking his head.

"Because the author has this really weird kink for flatulence." Waluigi grumbled as he placed his hands inside his overall pockets. "Believe me. It goes places, and not the places you would want to know."

"Weird," Popo commented as he was looking on his tablet, finding Fanfiction Dot Net on his web browser. "There's this fanfic called Princess Peach's Farting Problem..."

Waluigi and Lucario squinted eyes at each other as they looked over Popo, to see just what this fart fetish fanfic was truly about... little did they realize that they were involved.