"You know, I haven't seen Peach in a while." Toad commented as he was drinking some tea with Luigi in the garden surrounding the Smash Mansion. "Is she still being a gassy annoyance?"
Luigi sighed as he shook his head, sipping his tea. "Most likely, yes. You know how she likes to end things with a bang." He then snapped his fingers as he raised his right hand. "Which leads me to a horrific flashback I remember, sadly..."
Luigi watched as Princess Peach and Princess Daisy were trying to outfart each other on the calm sandy beach of the Pinna Park, both of the girls wearing their sports outfit as Luigi sat on the sand, simply sighing as he shook his head.
"You know girls," Luigi commented as he reluctantly raised his right hand. "You don't have to see who's gassier. I can easily tell by who has the deepest pitched farts."
"And that's me!" Peach squealed joyfully as she ran up to Luigi, hugging him tightly as she then turned around, directly farting in his face as her pink shorts puffed up.
Daisy growled as she let out a wet poot in frustration, folding her arms and turning her head to the right. "Whatever! At least my toots are longer and better smelling!"
Poor Luigi had to suffer as Peach continued farting in his face, oblivious to the fact that the green capped plumber did not like it.
Suddenly King Bob-omb and Goomboss appeared, arresting Luigi as Toad looked on, flabbergasted.
"What the hell!?" Toad gawked as he dropped his jaw in disbelief, dropping his cup of tea. "You just can't arrest Luigi for telling a flashback!"
"Oh but we can." King Bob-omb stated as he shook his right fist at Toad. "Especially when it involves Princess Toadstool farting."
"Yeah. You have a sick, twisted fetish," Goomboss scolded Luigi.
"But I don't even like Peach farting!" Luigi exclaimed in vain as he was taken away by King Bob-omb and Goomboss, with Toad still in shock as Silver The Hedgehog walked by, carrying several boxes of pizzas.
"Luigi got arrested again, didn't he?" Silver commented as he turned to Toad.