Princess Peach Toadstool yawned as she stretched her arms, walking near the Grumble Volcano alongside Toadette and Mario as they noted how hot the volcano was. Peach looked around, being quite surprised as she blinked, letting out some hot farts as they were disguised by the hot steam of the magma and flames.
"Hey... where's Dry Bowser?" Peach asked as she held her hands together, tilting her head to the right as she felt her heated flatulence puffing up her poofy pink dress. "Usually he's around here somewhere."
Toadette shrugged as she shook her head, her pink pigtails moving back and forth. "Probably taking a vacation. It gets boring staying in just one particular place, after all."
"I can't blame him for-a taking off, given your presence..." Mario muttered as he took off his hat and began waving it, noticing that the volcano was stinking worse than usual, and he knew that Peach was passing gas.
Somewhere far away from the molten core of the Grumble Volcano, Dry Bowser was at the Roost coffee shop in Seaside Hill's Animal Crossing town of Edisaes, sighing as he sipped his tea, shaking his head.
"I need a break from staying at that volcanic wasteland." Dry Bowser commented as he closed his eyes. "That, and I don't want to be around Peach when she gets gassy."
A brief flashback triggered as it was the Grumble Volcano several years ago, with Princess Peach farting a storm in her biker outfit as she caused some of the racers to spin into the molten magma out of being dizzy from smelling Peach's rotten flatulence, with Peach continuing to drop stink bombs out of her big butt as she was able to maintain a good lead. Dry Bowser, who was watching the match from the stone column from within the Grumble Volcano itself, shook his head in disgust as he watched Peach stink up the volcano.
"...that stinks." Brewster commented bluntly as he was cleaning his random empty glass.
Dry Bowser sighed as he rolled his right skeletal hand around, shaking his head as he was unamused. "Gee, thanks for the riveting commentary. Just keep cleaning your mug."
Brewster shrugged as he kept watching Dry Bowser lament to himself. Things were quite peaceful... until Peach dropped in suddenly, surprising Brewster, who dropped his mug, with Dry Bowser squinting in disbelief.
"Are you fucking serious?" Dry Bowser cursed out as he clenched his bony fists.
"As suicide, sexy!" Peach exclaimed as she kissed Dry Bowser on the nose, then proceeded to rip a huge fart that caused The Roost to collapse on itself.
Waluigi was juggling several tacos as he nodded his head to the beat of some of his themes, playing them as loudly as he wanted since he was at his pinball racecourse, with the Waluigi Pinball being closed off to racing as the farting Princess Peach came by, wanting to have some tacos to stuff her face in.
"Oh god, we don't need you here," Waluigi groaned as he adjusted his purple cap. "It's because you want some tacos, right?"
"Well duh! My BFF told me all about you!" Peach exclaimed as she twirled around, letting out a big bassy fart that poofed up her stinky pink princess dress as she giggled. "I can't have Daisy being the only gassy princess to feed from you!"
"Damn tooting! Let's rip this place to shreds!" Princess Daisy laughed as she farted as well, her flatulence being more wet than Peach as both of them laughed and farted simultaneously.
Silver The Hedgehog came by on a pizza delivery, shaking his head at Peach and Daisy farting as usual, you see. "Don't they ever get tired of shitting themselves?"
"Unfortunately no." Waluigi sighed as he prepared to bake up a new batch of tacos, only to look surprised as he noticed Lucario rushing towards them. "Eh? What's with you, dog boy?"
"Incoming!" Lucario warned as he was covered in his blue aura, using his energy to smash Peach and Daisy high into the neon lit sky, turning to Waluigi and Silver as he folded his arms. "Well, you don't have to worry about those two for the remainder of the chapter."
This was all well... until the trio got crushed by Petey Piranha, who was flying in the sky until he was knocked to the ground by the farting princesses colliding into him.