Princess Peach Farting Stupid Adventures

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Princess Peach Toadstool is known for her disturbingly loud smelly and bassy farting abilities; in spite of her innocently royal looks yes. But can she be able to hold it in for the entire day after a bet with a pesky plumber? Find out along with a stinky huge wind breaking collection of flatulent tales revolving around the perky pink Princess Peach farting: 15 farty years later!

24. Peach Farts The Donut Shop

Princess Peach hummed as she merrily skipped down the mansion, heading into the donut shop in the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, licking her lips at the donuts on display as she noticed Ganondorf and Jigglypuff weren't present. She then went to the back, to catch the two workers watching Power Rangers on the television screen.

"What are you two up to?" Peach giggled as she held her hands together behind her back, the Bulk and Skull theme playing on cue.

"Oh, we're just on our break." Jigglypuff commented as she had a half eaten strawberry donut in her stubby, pink hands. "I'm surprised that you didn't fart at all."

Peach smirked as she folded her arms together. "Well, I'm not always pumping out farts. But that's because when I hold it in, my farting becomes much better." She then walked over to Ganondorf, taking an uneaten chocolate donut.

"Hey! That was mine!" Ganondorf growled as he clenched his right fist.

Peach giggled as she winked, wagging her right index finger. "Oh, silly Ganon, you didn't touch it!" She then munched on the donut, burping loudly afterwards as she giggled, clapping her hands together. "Goodness! If only my burps were as awesome as my farts!"

"Gee, look who just showed up." Jigglypuff commented as she pointed, with Pit and Marth entering the donut shop.

"I'm disappointed that I didn't get to appear." Marth commented as he approached the donut category, placing his right hand on his face. "Maybe one of these doughnuts will make me feel better..."

"Come on, Marth. Just accept that not everyone likes you." Pit remarked as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "That's what gives me confidence in myself."

Princess Peach's stomach grumbled as the blonde human princess giggled, placing both of her hands on her stomach as Jigglypuff and Ganondorf exchanged worried glances with each other.

"If you excuse me..." Peach giggled as she ran over to Marth, grabbing him by the head and placing him down by her butt, sighing of relief as she released a massive, brassy fart in Marth's face, blowing his blue hair back as Pit gasped in shock.

"Oh for the love of Lady Palutena! Peach! Honestly!" Pit exclaimed as he had his hands on his head, watching in dismay as Marth screamed, Peach continuing to fart on Marth's face. "Can't you hold it in for just one entire day!?"

Bowser headed into the donut shop to get a donut, seeing Peach fart on Marth. He sighed as he shrugged, turning around and heading back into the mansion.