Princess Peach Farting Stupid Adventures

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Princess Peach Toadstool is known for her disturbingly loud smelly and bassy farting abilities; in spite of her innocently royal looks yes. But can she be able to hold it in for the entire day after a bet with a pesky plumber? Find out along with a stinky huge wind breaking collection of flatulent tales revolving around the perky pink Princess Peach farting: 15 farty years later!

30. Peach Farts The Dolphin Shoals

Princess Peach Toadstool sighed as she had her arms crossed, both her and Amy Rose the pink colored, female, Sonic loving hedgehog being at the lovely Dolphin Shoals as they watched Lucario, King DeDeDe, the female Villager, and the Ice Climbers fighting each other underneath the sea at the finish line, with all of them having underwater equipment to allow them to breathe underwater. Both of the girls were in their Olympic swimsuits, with Peach letting loose a few fart bubbles as she sighed once more.

"I don't get it, Amy. What's appealing about fighting in the water?" Peach asked as she moved her hands around.

Amy smiled as she wagged her right index finger. "Well duh! It's because it's fun to mess around with underwater physics. Peach! Things are so floaty!"

Peach stuck her tongue out as she closed her eyes, with a knocked out King DeDeDe soaring above her out of the tropical stage. "Bleh, I don't like it. I'm already floaty enough, what if the water messes up my attacks? Hell, I don't think my flatulent Peach Bomber would work!"

Amy stretched her arms as she faced Peach. "Well, you could test it out on me." She suggested, placing her hands on her hips afterwards.

Taking a deep breath, Peach nodded as she swam several feet away from Amy, spinning around to gain traction. Amy braced herself as she raised her arms in defense, with the Ice Climbers looking on from the floor after being knocked down. Lucario and the female Animal Crossing Villager were both attacking each other with Super Scopes, also turning their focus to the scene occurring before them, with several different colored vibrant dolphins splashing by as Peach let loose her Peach Bomber, a brassy, fiery explosion of flatulence shaking the arena as Peach and Amy both went blasting off again high in the clear blue sky, with a thunderstorm suddenly occurring as lightning illuminated the darkened sky various times, thunder booming loudly as it rained harshly, the waves becoming stronger as they pushed the rest of the Smashers and the dolphins out into the ocean, away from the race course.

And that's why Peach doesn't like fighting underwater. Or in this case, halfway in the water.