It was an oddly quiet day at the Smash Mansion in the fiery reaches of Metroid's Brinstar...
"Hey, where's Peach?" Popo asked Pac-Man and Pikachu as he had his arms folded together, all three being in the dining room.
Pac-Man made wild gestures as Pikachu nodded in understatement, with Popo quite confused as Pikachu turned to the dazed male, blue robed Ice Climber.
"Oh, the air headed blonde, pink clad princess? She's in jail." Pikachu stated as he nodded his head.
Popo blinked as he tilted his head to the right, placing his left hand on his face. "Why?"
Pac-Man moved his hands about again as he was describing the events in mime, with Pikachu understanding it all as he turned to Popo.
"Because she farted the Electrodome to destruction." Pikachu pointed out.
"Damn, that bad huh?" Pit remarked as he walked by with a carton of milk in his right hand.
Pikachu nodded as he turned to Pit. "Yeah. I'm surprised she's not burping as well."
Popo shuddered as he folded his arms. "Let's not go and give her possible ideas..."
Pit nodded in agreement as he raised his right arm. "Agreed. Why are we even talking about her?"
Pikachu and Pac-Man looked at each other, blinking a couple of times as they turned back to Popo and Pit.
"Because the mansion is oddly, though thankfully, very quiet, and Palutena isn't here to add on some flatulent ambiance." Pikachu pinpointed as he began bouncing up and down.
Pit rubbed the back of his head with his left hand. "What about the other girls?"
Pikachu shook his head in response. "Somehow they're not as gassy, thankfully. It's mainly Peach and Palutena who have been stinkin' it up." He moved his stubby yellow paws around.
"Shouldn't we go look for them?" Popo suggested as he rolled his hands around.
Pit shrugged as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "I'm sure they're fine."
Meanwhile, Lady Palutena was on her way to the prison located in New Pork City, eager to free her equally flatulent princess pal, Peach.
"Palutena?" Peach gawked as she rushed to her prison cell, blinking.
Palutena nodded as she faced Peach, wearing black clothes all over her body. "Yeah. I ate enough beans to power my poots. Ready?"
Feeling her stomach rumble, Peach nodded as she glanced at her big butt, with the princess wearing orange clothing. "You bet I am!"
Aiming their butts at each other, with only the prison bars separating them, Peach and Palutena farted bassy poots in unison as they managed to cause a huge smelly explosion, with Peach and Palutena running out of the prison as they were chased by various enemies from the Subspace Emissary, with the green colored R.O.B.s firing lasers at them, the two royal ladies both farting to fly away as they left New Pork City.
"So how did you get arrested, anyway?" Palutena asked Peach above their brassy gas blasts.
Peach slightly blushed as she giggled, holding her hands together. "Well, let's just say that I destroyed an entire dome from getting careless about my tooting..."