Peach farting loudly was expected for she was eating several burgers in the Smash cafeteria, with Silver The Hedgehog and Lucario watching on as they shook their heads at the flatulent blonde princess.
"She just loves to eat, doesn't she?" Silver asked while moving his hands around.
Lucario sighed and nodded, his arms folded as he opened his eyes. "Yes. And sadly, she has the penchant of passing gas, too."
"I just don't understand it. Why would she want to be farting all over?" Silver remarked as he faced Lucario.
Lucario wrapped his right arm around Silver as he raised his left arm into the air. "Because Silver, Peach is a disgusting human being, and you eventually get used to her gross habits. She uses her butt in five ways for attacking."
"That's not right." Silver remarked as he folded his arms together. "That's no way for a pretty princess like Peach to behave."
"You know I can hear you guys," Peach remarked as she lifted her big butt up and let loose yet another brassy poot, sniffing the air as she giggled. "Ewww, that one was rank!"
Silver and Lucario shook their heads as they left the cafeteria, leaving it to Peach for her to stink it up.
Waluigi was juggling several tacos as he nodded his head to the beat of some of his themes, playing them as loudly as he wanted since he was at his pinball racecourse, with the Waluigi Pinball being closed off to racing as the farting Princess Peach came by, wanting to have some tacos to stuff her face in. Waluigi was annoyed by this as he was already used to flatulent girls, and he didn't want the literal queen of farts to be near him.
"Oh goddamn it, I don't need you in this chapter, it's bad enough you were in my story," Waluigi groaned while adjusted his purple cap, folding his lanky arms together in a disgruntled manner. "It's because you want some tacos, right?"
"Well duh! My BFF told me all about you!" Peach exclaimed with a stylish twirl around, letting out a big bassy fart that poofed up her stinky pink princess dress as she giggled. "I can't have Daisy being the only gassy princess to feed from you!"
"Damn tooting!" Daisy laughed and farted as well, her flatulence being more wet than Peach as both of them laughed and farted simultaneously.
Silver came by on a pizza delivery, shaking his head at Peach and Daisy farting as usual, you see. "Don't they ever get tired of shitting themselves?"
"Unfortunately no." Waluigi sighed while prepared to bake up a new batch of tacos, only to look surprised as he noticed Lucario rushing towards them. "Eh? What's with you, dog boy?"
"Incoming!" Lucario warned as he was covered in his blue aura, using his energy to smash Peach and Daisy high into the neon lit sky, turning to Waluigi and Silver as he folded his arms. "Well, you don't have to worry about those two for the remainder of the chapter."
This was all well... until the trio got crushed by Petey Piranha, who was flying in the sky until he was knocked to the ground by the farting princesses colliding into him.