Princess Peach hummed as she was at the Rusty Bucket Bay, being on the front deck of the Rusty Bucket itself as she was farting brassy deep pitched toots to the tune of the music playing in the background, moving her flatulent big butt in key as she was being in sync with the theme. Sonic The Hedgehog zipped by as he noticed Peach farting away, placing his hands on his hips.

"So you are taking advantage of this place's smelly atmosphere to stink it up, huh?" Sonic commented as he chuckled, wagging his right index finger at Peach. "I'm pretty amazed. There's nothing that'll stop you from stinking."

"Nope! I'm a mean lean, uh, gassy machine!" Peach responded as she let out a brassy poot that followed with a splat. "Oops! I think I just 'oiled' myself!"

Sonic groaned as he slapped his forehead, leaving Peach to her gassy tendencies as he met up with Shadow The Hedgehog and Silver The Hedgehog on one of the tower stacks.

"So is she actually contributing to anything while we're here?" Silver asked as he moved his hands around.

Sonic sighed, shaking his head and closing his eyes. "No."

"I should have figured she would be a dead weight." Shadow responded as he had his arms folded together, with the three The hedgehogs continuing their own adventure in the Rusty Bucket Bay.

One minute on the clock. The battlefield for which the four racers - Princess Peach along with her small, yellow Luma (both sharing the same slot), Wario, Diddy Kong, and Toad - were on was an altered battle ground at the forested spring section of the Click Clock Wood, underneath the giant oak tree overlooking the entire woody area as Peach was the only remaining character on the red team, which had Mario, Luigi, Funky Kong, and a random Mii, but were eliminated, while the Blue Team had another random Mii, Dry Bones, and another Dry Bones, who were also taken out. Wario, Diddy, and Toad were all separated from each other, but each had the same goal - search for Peach.

"C'mon, bike, don't fail me now," Peach stated to herself as she felt pressure coming to her, sweating nervously as her biker outfit started to feel tight, quite wet, and very smelly from the sweat. The yellow Luma was just as concerned.

"I would just not think about it." The Luma annoyingly squeaked, trying to comfort its 'mother', "You have three red balloons, and all the others have only one blue balloon."

Peach groaned as she did a wheelie and drifted to the right, spotting Diddy Kong, who held on him three red shells. Gasping, Peach turned around, but she got hit by one of the shells, and she cursed as she lost one of her balloons. Only two balloons remained as Diddy swiftly approached, firing off another red shell, but Peach turned right around the right corner, and the shell bumped into the brick wall.

"There are not enough items to help me..." Peach muttered to herself as she tossed a banana peel behind her, with it not being useful. She shook her head. "Is there anything that can help me?"

As she asked, her stomach started to gurgle quite loudly. Peach bit her lips, but she realized she wasn't hungry. She actually had gas.

"Wait..." Peach stated to herself, gasping as she covered her mouth. "I could just...yes, that's it!" She stopped the bike, and waited for Diddy to approach in his kart.

The Luma shouted to Peach, not knowing what she was planning. Peach then stood up on her bike, and aimed her butt at Diddy, waiting for the monkey to approach. She then closed her eyes and struggled, letting one loose, which was enough to cause Diddy to spin and lose a balloon, knocking him out of the race.

POOOOOOOOOOOT!

Toad screamed in horror as he watched Peach's powerful fart blast Diddy into oblivion. "Noooooo!" The young, red-capped mushroom boy started crying as he then drifted to the right and was right next to Wario, who was holding a bo-bomb, telling him what happened to Diddy. Wario, glaring right at Peach, tossed the bomb towards her, and watched as she and her Luma went into the air from the fiery explosion, causing her second red balloon to burst.

Peach moaned as she crashed down to the ground. She noticed that Wario was coming towards her, and Toad was heading towards the other direction. Getting an idea, Peach nabbed three mushrooms from the item box and used them to zip past Wario and zoom towards Toad, appearing in front of him and then quickly turning around, her butt facing Toad's face. Toad screamed as Peach grinned devilishly, closing her eyes and farting right into the poor mushroom boy's eyes.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

Wario's jaw dropped in disbelief as Toad disappeared from the battlefield after being farted right in the face. Fuming, Wario started up the engine of his Wario Bike, and he thrashed through the hard yellow brick walls and headed straight for Peach. Peach, gasping, jumped over Wario, and then drifted around him, waiting for the perfect opportunity as she then stopped. Wario aimed for her back, and he thrusted the Wario Bike forward at full speed, his eyes filled with intense, fiery red-and-yellow flames as steam poured out of his big pink nose. Peach smirked, and he stood up from her bike, bending down and allowing Wario's nose to hit her butt as she unleashed her most powerful fart yet, even deadlier than the infamous fat man's gas.

PHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBB!

Wario screamed as he spun around and bobbed into a fake item box, losing his last blue balloon and disappearing, growling with rage. Peach cheered, and she clapped her hands together while her Luma floated with glee right to left. Peach then sat down, but she accidentally farted a big one, strong enough to knock out Lakitu and the Luma. Peach covered her mouth, embarrassed, but she giggled as she picked up her knocked out Luma and headed towards the west, heading back to the main hub after her gassy victory for the red team.