Waluigi, Lucario, and Silver The Hedgehog were all playing cards with each other in Shadow The Hedgehog's room at the overused Smash Mansion as Princess Peach came by, shaking her hips while wearing her regular pink princess dress.
"Hey boys! How do I look?" Peach asked as she bent over, being next to Silver as her stomach began to grumble.
Silver squinted his eyes as he faced Peach, preparing his right hand to use psychic power in an attempt to defend himself. "...You're not gonna break wind again, are you?"
Peach simply giggled in response as she wiggled her butt, her stomach groaning again. "Oh, what makes you think that?"
"Because you're called 'Princess Pootstool' for a reason, Tootstool." Waluigi commented as he placed a card down on the table.
Peach frowned as she closed her eyes and released a brassy fart that poofed up the back of her pink dress, getting back up and folding her arms. "Oh poo! You guys are no fun!" She turned around and tilted her head up as she turned around, farting again as she left the room.
Shadow came by, watching Peach leave as he then sniffed the air, groaning as he placed his left hand on his head. "Ugh, did Peach just fucking fart in my room?"
"Yes. Yes she did." Lucario stated as he placed a card down on the table.
Waluigi and Silver groaned as they noticed what card Lucario placed down, with Shadow leaving the room as he went the opposite direction that Peach did, going to get some air fresheners.
Dry Bowser was leading the pack of the race in his Piranha Prowler at the Grumble Volcano, and it was going quite well... if not for Peach farting away in her smelly biker outfit on her stinky Mach Bike.
"Damn it, don't you ever get tired of being so fucking flatulent?" Dry Bowser snapped as he was trying to focus on staying in the lead as the two were going through the tunnel leading out of the volcano.
"Nope!" Peach taunted as she then performed a stunt along with Dry Bowser, farting in the face of the skeletal reptile as she used this opportunity to take the lead.
"At least it was him and not me..." Waluigi muttered while riding on his Spear bike, trying to keep control of its grip due to its awful stats, not wanting to be further hindered by the flatulence that Peach was letting out of her erupting biker suit clad butt.
"I kind of wonder why we aren't invited to these races," Silver pointed out to Lucario as the two were watching the volcanic race on a solid rock formation nearby.
"Do you want to get involved in a smelly race with her gassy rear?" Lucario pointed out as Peach intentionally slowed down to mess up the other racers with her constant farting.
Silver looked on in disgust as he nodded his head, brushing back his quills and him and Lucario enjoyed the snacks they had, being far away enough to not smell Peach's rotten eggy farts.