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Jss2141: It sure is! :D
The original plan was to release this the day after. Lol
Chris: Do you really need a recap? You know what happened last time!
The theme song begins with a total of four spotlights and cameras coming out of random places, such as out of the grass or from a tree, the last two knocking down a beaver and a squirrel. Then a clapperboard clamps down, and the camera starts moving through Camp Wawanakwa and past the host of the show, Chris, who is drinking coffee, and commanding the camera crew from a folding chair.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine,
It then goes to the top of the cliff and then down it
You guys are on my mind.
Where Owen is seen in the water, farting and knocking out a fish with the smell.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
The scene pans over to Priya and Damien, in the lake currently trying to swim away from a shark with Scary Girl riding on the fin. As the unconscious fish reaches the surface, an eagle flies by and picks it up.
I wanna be famous!
The scene transitions to the forest with Axel punching a tree with her bare hands. Ripper walks up and taps her on the shoulder which causes her to accidentally punch him on instinct. This causes Ripper's nose to bleed. Duncan is seen laughing at Ripper's misfortune until he notices Courtney glaring at him disapprovingly.
Hey, what's up I'm here today!
The camera then goes through the forest to where Heather and Julia are in a rubber raft. Julia is taking multiple selfies with Heather angrily glaring at her until the raft falls off a waterfall since they are not paying attention.
Don't know why the rest even bother to stay.
Once they fall by, Raj repeatedly lifts a massive log like a weight while he stands on a larger log that is spread out over a gorge with Bowie overseeing it, clearly impressed.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way.
That is up until Izzy, who is swinging on a vine, crashes into Raj and Bowie, sending all three flying back into camp, where they crash into the confessional which swings open and shows a shocked MK inside, holding a phone.
I'll get there one day.
The Chef is then seen in the kitchen, stirring a pot of food with his bare hands. He then looks at Emma and Millie, who are tied up together at the counter. They briefly glance at each other nervously,
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Before the camera pans over to Chase and Eva, who are arm-wrestling at a nearby table, Zee and Wayne are shown overseeing it, clearly invested. Chase is struggling to win until Eva defeats him and grins evilly. The camera moves out the window and pans over to Priya and Damien. They are breathing heavily until they see Caleb lifting weights with his shirt off. Priya is staring while blushing.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
A seagull, with a fragment of net wrapped around its neck, is seen sitting on the water as a shark jumps over it and eats a trout in mid-air. The seagull appears to be safe until a mysterious tentacle grabs it and pulls it under the water.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous! (Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!)
Nichelle then grabs the camera and moves it over to her, where she is posing for the camera. That is until Scary Girl appears behind her. This causes Nichelle to run away in fear. The camera pans up.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous! (Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!)
It turns nighttime. The camera pans down, showing that Julia is on her phone typing:
I know the game and I've brought the skill.
Crushing players' dreams, yeah you know the drill.
MK is glaring at her with a campfire in between them. The camera then zooms out. As it does so, Scary Girl maniacally grins and the song finishes, concluding by all the contestants, save for Scary Girl, Nichelle, Eva, and Axel, whistling the tune of "I Wanna Be Famous!" A wooden sign with "Total Drama Island" painted onto it is then seen, and the words flash briefly before the screen fades out.
Everyone is standing at the cliff in their swimsuits. Axel is wearing an army green top and army green bikini bottoms. Chase is wearing red swim trunks. Courtney is wearing a grey top and grey bikini bottoms, similar to her original clothes. Damien is wearing a blue wetsuit with various elements on it from the periodic table. Duncan just decided to ditch his shirt and shoes. Eva has a skirted one-piece, similar to her normal clothes. Millie has a dark red wetsuit with number two pencil pictures on it. Priya has a pink halter one-piece with orange highlights at the neck and waist. Ripper has purple swim Briefs with white stripes at the sides. Scary Girl has a dark purple top and bikini bottoms with both having light purple stripes at the bottom. Her bikini bottoms also have a picture of a skull. Zee has long orange swim trunks.
Bowie is wearing dark green swim trunks. Caleb is wearing purple shorts with orange flames. Emma has a light-yellow asymmetrical swimsuit. Heather has a maroon top and maroon bikini bottoms. Izzy has a dark green top and dark green bikini bottoms. Julia has a pink top and bikini bottoms both with pocodots. MK has a full black wetsuit. Nichelle has a white top and white bikini bottoms. Owen has orange swim trunks. Both Raj and Wayne have white swim trunks with blue lines at the top and bottom. Wayne also ditched his hat. {This took way to long lol}
Chris: Okay, today's challenge is three-fold. Your first task is to jump off this one-thousand-foot-high cliff, into the lake.
Nichelle: Piece of cake.
Chris: If you look down, you will see two target areas. The wider part area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, haha, man-eating sharks. Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area. Which, we're pretty sure, is shark-free.
Emma: "Pretty sure"?!
Chris: For each member of your team that jumps and actually...survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below. Inside each crate are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge.
[sparkling sound effect]
Chris: Building a hot tub. The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home.
[ominous music plays]
Chris: Let's see. Killer Bass, you're up first.
Chase: Oh...wow. So, who wants to go first?
[cricket sounds]
Owen: Hey, don't sweat it guys! I heard that these shows always make the interns do the stunt first, to make sure it's survivable.
Chase: Well, that's a relief…
Flashback
Turns out that someone did test it! The Cook!
Chris: We need to test the stunts first, you know that.
?: Do I look like an intern?
Chris: No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital. Come on, just jump it you big chicken. (Mocking chicken noises)
?: I don't get paid enough for this, man.
The cook jumps but misses the safe zone, but he's fine!
?: Hey! I made it! I made it, man. I... something just brushed by my foot! Hey Chris, man! Somethin' ain't right down here!
He then cartoon runs out of the water.
Chris: Well, that seems safe enough.
Flashback ends
Eva: So, who's up?
Duncan: Ladies first.
Priya: Fine. I'll go. It's no big deal. Just an insane cliff dive into a circle of angry sharks.
Priya is the first to jump. She doesn't scream and she makes it to the safe zone. A boat arrives to pick her up and bring her to the sand nearby. Chase decides to jump next, trying, but failing to hide his fear. He briefly screams as it's interrupted by him crashing painfully into one of the buoys in the lake. He still lands in the safe zone. Scary Girl, Eva, and Duncan complete it, without screaming, with no problems. Although Scary Girl lands outside the safe zone. A shark swims towards her. The shark was about to bite at her, but all she did was stick out her tongue and slither like a snake. The shark nervously swims away. When she's on the beach, Priya and Chase are shocked.
Priya: How… How did you-
Scary Girl: Sharks fear me!
(Confessional: Scary Girl)
All she did was show the audience a magnet.
(Confessional: Off)
When Millie looks at the water below, she starts getting nervous.
Millie: No… No way! I can't do this!
Chris: Scared of heights?
Millie: No. I'm afraid of falling to my death.
Chris: That's okay. Unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken. So, you'll have to wear this for the rest of the day.
Chris puts a chicken hat on her head which doesn't fill her with joy. Chris then points to a random escalator.
MK: How long has that been there?
Chris ignores her. Damien and Ripper go next, both screaming, with no injuries.
Courtney: Excuse me, Chris. I have a medical condition.
Chris: What condition?
Courtney: A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs.
Chris: You can chicken out if you want, but it might end up costing your team the win... and then they'll hate you.
Courtney: It's a calculated risk. I've seen the other team, and I don't think nine of them will jump.
Chris: All right, here is your chicken hat.
Courtney has a neutral expression as she makes her way down via escalator.
Axel and Zee are the last to jump, neither screaming, but Zee doesn't land in the safe zone either. Zee doesn't mind as he starts swimming towards the boat, but the sound of a shark growling stops him in his tracks. Not wanting to miss their chance at food, he swims twords Zee. Zee tries to swim away as fast as he can, but the shark manages to catch up and… eat his leg?!
Everyone on the beach gasps. Even Chris looks worried even though he wouldn't be able to see it yet.
Priya: Zee!
Millie: Oh no!
However… no blood comes out? Zee makes it to the boat. He doesn't seem too bothered that he lost a whole leg.
Zee: Oh man… The shark too my leg, dudes!
Millie: What the…?
Chase: What is going on?
Priya: Is he… in shock?
The shark starts chewing, but he gets wied eyed and spits out Zee's leg. It lands next to Zee. Turns out it was a-
Ripper: (gasp) He's a robot?!
Axel: Is there any reason you never told us that your leg was a prostetic?!
Zee then steps off the boat, joining his team on the sand.
Zee: Probably the same reason you didn't tell me that you didn't have one.
Millie: Fair enough.
Back to the top, Chris looks on a clipboard.
Chris: Okay. So that's nine jumpers and two chickens. Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that, we'll throw in a pull-cart to put your crates on.
Bowie: Nice! Okay guys, who's up first?
Heather: I'm sorry, there is no way I'm doing this.
Emma: Why not?
Heather: Hello, national TV? I'll get my hair wet!
MK: You're kidding, right?
Bowie: Oh no. There's no way you're being a chicken right now.
Heather: What does it matter? As long as everyone else jumps we win.
Bowie: Look at our team and see who's the most willing to jump.
Heather takes a good look at her team. Raj and Wayne are missing as they jumped first.
Heather: … You have a point.
Heather looks nervous. Bowie is tired of her not doing anything, so he decides to push her. She screams all the way down.
Heather: (blows water out of her nose) Ugh, Bowie! You are so dead!
Bowie: Hey, I pushed you into the safe zone, didn't I?! Now I just hope I can hit it too.
Bowie jumps and lands next to Heather. Bowie smiles while Heather angrily glares at him.
Izzy, Julia, Caleb, and MK jump next. Julia and MK scream while Izzy cackles maniacally. However, Caleb lands outside of the safe area, much to the concern of the other campers, but his appearance charms the sharks and they carry him to shore.
Nichelle was about to jump, but she stopped herself.
Nichelle: I can't… I'm sorry…
Chris silently gives her a chicken hat.
Emma: What?! You do stunts all the time!
Nichelle: Y-yeah! But I never do stunts without proper makeup. And don't worry! If both of you jump, we win!
Nichelle makes her way down the escalator.
Emma: Don't worry, Owen. If you can't then we can at least tie, right?
Emma then jumps while screaming. She makes it to the safe zone.
Chris: (through megaphone) Okay campers! There's only one person left! You guys need this jump for the win! (to Owen) No pressure, dude.
Owen looks relieved, until-
Chris: Okay there's pressure!
Bowie, Emma, Izzy, and Nichelle: Go Owen, you can do it Owen! Go Owen!
Heather: Jump, jump, just do it Owen, do it!
(Confessionals: Owen and Ripper)
Owen: Oh, I was pretty darn nervous. See the thing is, I'm not that strong a swimmer.
*static*
Ripper: I'm looking at this guy and thinking, "There's no way he's gonna make it."
(Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Take a good run at it, buddy. You can do this!
Owen: I'm going to die now. I'm going to freaking die now.
Bowie: Come on, big guy!
Seemingly washing his fears away, Owen makes a run for it with a mighty yell. When he jumps off, his fears come back.
Owen: OH, CRAP! (screams)
As he falls, he makes a huge splash which causes everyone on the beach to be pushed back. Some have some part of their body stuck in the sand. The only one currently with a smile is Owen.
Owen: Yes! Yeah! Oh yeah, who's the man?
Chris: (through megaphone) The winners! The Screaming Gophers!
Raj: (to Owen) That was awesome, dude!
Everyone collects themselves as they wait for Chris to come down.
[commercial break]
Chris: Gophers. You won the challenge. Here are your carts and boxes. Bring them all the way to the campgrounds then build your hot tub!
The Gophers cheer as they quickly get moving. There are only 4 boxes so Caleb, Raj, Wayne, and Owen decide to pull.
Chris: Bass. You'll just have to push the boxes yourself.
Some of the bass groan, but they get moving. As they also have 4 boxes, Axel and Eva take their own box. Courtney and Priya take one box while Duncan and Zee take the other box.
Courtney: Ow! I think I just got a splinter!
Eva: Shut up and pick up your crate... chicken.
Courtney: Hey! I'm the only one with C.I.T. camping experience here. You need me!
Eva glares at her. This causes Courtney to pick up her pace.
Meanwhile, with the Gophers. Wayne and Ra try to run as fast as they can.
Bowie: Woah, guys! We don't have to try that hard. We're so far ahead of them! Slow and steady.
Caleb: Nah, we should pick up the pace.
Bowie looks at Caleb dreaming for a second.
Bowie: Caleb's right. (to the other Gophers) MOVE!
The other Gophers quicken their pace a bit. Being bored though, Izzy starts singing the child-friendly version of, "99 Bottles of Beer." Being bored as well, the others decide to join in.
Screaming Gophers: Forty-nine bottles of pop on the wall,
Forty-nine bottles of pop,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
Forty-eight bottles of pop on the wall!
Back with the bass, a fly flies near Courtney's face. Courtney kills it by smacking it in her eye.
Courtney: Ow! I think something just bit me!
Her team ignores her. Turns out that her eye starts swelling, but she doesn't notice yet.
Back with the Gophers. Some of the campers continue singing while others start getting sick of it like MK and Julia. MK looks visibly frustrated. She was about to say something when she hears-
Emma: Hey look! There's the campgrounds!
MK: Oh my god! Finally!
They set their boxes in front of their cabins. They were about to start, but Chris then arrived.
Chris: A-a-a! You can't open it with your hands! Only teeth!
The Gophers groan, but they have a good lead, so they get to work. Back with the bass, Courney's eye looks even worse as it looks even more swollen. Since it takes a while for the Gophers to open the crates, Eva and Axel manage to arrive.
Eva: What are you guys doing?
Chris: Remember! No hands!
Izzy is the first to get a crate open, but she holds her mouth in pain.
Izzy: Ow! Ow! Rope burn on my tongue!
Axel and Eva realize what they have to do so they quickly start trying to open their crates. Owen is the next to get his open. Then Axel gets hers open. Then the rest of the bass arrives.
Axel: We have to open the crates with our mouths!
Millie: You're kidding, right?
Eva then gets hers open at the same time Wayne gets his open.
Nichelle: Ooh, what happened to your eye?
Courtney: (defensive tone) Nothing... just an allergy.
Millie: I think it's gettin' worse.
Courtney: (whispering) Shut up! We don't want them to know that!
With the final box for the Gophers, Raj gets it open.
Owen: Hey, check it out! I got wood!
MK tries her best not to laugh.
Caleb: I've got some tools here, and what looks like a pool liner.
Bowie: Good. Now, let's build a hot tub, everyone!
Over at the bass, Priya and Duncan open the last two crates. Before they get started, Courtney clears her throat to get everyone's attention.
Courtney: Okay, look guys. We have a hot tub to complete, and we need a project manager. Since I've actually been a C.I.T. before, I'm electing myself. Any objections?
Duncan: Where do we begin, Cyclops?
Courtney growls, but she keeps her composer. A montage starts with everyone helping to build. There are some misshapes with Chase and Duncan fighting for tools, but in the end, both teams have an identical hot tub. Chris arrives for the judging.
Chris: Wow! These look awesome! It's going to be hard to choose which one.
Both teams look nervous. Emma is even biting her fingernails. Chris inspects both very closely. He taps the side of the Gophers, and it collapses…
Chris: Well, I think we have a winner here. (pause) The Killer Bass!
The Bass besides Eva cheer at their first victory.
Chris: Bass, you're safe from elimination and, you get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer! Bonus!
Duncan and Damien: All right! Oh yeah, woo-hoo!
Chris: Screaming Gophers, what can I say? Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight.
The Gophers groan. They head inside the mess hall because why not.
Nichelle: So, uh, what do we do now?
Bowie: We have to figure out who we're gonna vote off.
Emma: Where are the hockey boys?
Bowie: They had to use the bathroom. It's fine. We aren't voting them off anyway.
Heather Says who?
Bowie: Let's see. They were more than willing to jump, they pulled the carts, and they helped a lot when building. They aren't getting voted off.
Heather: Then who are we voting?
Julia: Nichelle. Obvy.
Nichelle: What?! Why?!
Heather: Look on your head, dumbass. Everyone else jumped becides you.
Nichelle: No wait! I just knew we were going to win! That's it!
MK: Well, ok, but who else would you suggest?
Nichelle: What about… him!
She points to Owen.
Nichelle: His weight is for sure going to get us killed!
Bowie: It's not like it was his fault. And besides. If we ever need to push a truck, I like our odds with the big guy.
Owen smiles at this comment.
Nichelle: What about Caleb!? If he hadn't suggested to go faster, we wouldn't have been tired and we could've gotten a better hot tub.
Bowie: What? None of us were tired.
Julia: Just give it up. You're embarrassing yourself.
Nichelle: Ugh! Fine! Vote me off! But you will regret it! I guarantee it!
She then storms out of the mess hall.
Emma: Are we really going to vote her off?
Heather: What, do you want to be eliminated?
Emma: No.
Heather: Then we boot Nichelle. End of story.
Everyone else except Bowie and Emma leaves the mess hall.
Bowie: What's wrong?
Emma: I know everyone has a good reason to target her, but… I don't know. I want to give her a chance to try.
Bowie: You think she's worth keeping?
Emma: For now, yes.
Bowie then starts to ponder something then gets an idea.
Bowie: Don't worry. I know what to do.
Bowie then runs off leaving a confused Emma. The sun then starts to set signifying a small-time skip. It's nighttime. The Screaming Gophers head to the elimination ceremony, sitting on logs. Looking at the campfire. There are two rows. At the top from left to right, Emma, MK, Julia, Heather, and Owen. At the bottom, Bowie, Raj, Wayne, Caleb, Izzy, and a nervous Nichelle. Chris arrives holding a plate of marshmallows.
Chris: Killer Bass, at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life.
MK pretends to hang herself which Julia and Bowie notice. Both silently laugh.
Chris: Go into the voting booth. All you have to do is say the name of the person you want to vote for. Got it?
The Gophers nod.
Chris: We're going in alphabetical order, so Bowie is up first.
One by one the campers vote.
Chris: You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. That means you're out of the contest, and you can't come back... ever.
[dramatic music]
Wayne: Who did you vote for, Rajjie?
Raj: You, bro! What about you?
Wayne: You, bro! Hope we win!
Chris: (groans) Boys! You were supposed to vote for who you want to eliminate!
Wayne: Oh sorry!
Raj: Sorry, coach. Sorry…
Chris: Anyway. The first marshmallow goes to... Owen.
Chris throws it in Owen's mouth.
Owen: Wahoo! Alright!
Chris: Bowie. Heather. Izzy.
All three smile as they catch theirs.
Chris: Emma, MK, and Julia.
The three catch theirs. MK tries her marshmallow.
MK: Holy crap! This is the best marshmallow I ever tasted! I hope I never get eliminated!
Chris: Raj and Wayne. Which leaves… Caleb and Nichelle.
Caleb looks confident. Nichelle looks nervous.
Chris: Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening.
[dramatic music]
Chris: And it goes to…
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Chris: Nichelle.
Nichelle sighs in relive. Caleb is shocked.
Caleb: W-what?!
Chris: Ok. That was a shocker. Even I'm shocked and I knew the answer.
Emma and Izzy aren't that happy seeing Caleb leave.
Chris: Dock of Shame is that way, bro!
[Elimination music]
Chris decides to walk with him
Caleb: I don't get it! I was one of the strongest of my team! I was kind to everyone! I don't understand!
Chris: That's how the game works, bro. Anyone can be eliminated.
Caleb then steps on the boat of losers. The boat then drives off with a sad and confused Caleb. Chris then walks back to the campfire.
Chris: The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows. You're all safe... for tonight.
(Confessional: Bowie and MK)
Bowie: Yeah… I might've mentioned to a few people that Caleb looked unbeatable and voting him off now would be our best chance. I came for the crown, and I will get it.
MK: Yep, this camp pretty much sucks. But, now that I'm here I guess I might as well actually try to win. And, with one of Julia's phones, I know exactly how to do it!
(Confessional: Off)
When the Screaming Gophers arrive back at the camp, they see Chase, Duncan, Ripper, and Zee having fun in their hot tub. Heather stops going to the cabin and talks directly to the cameraman.
Heather: Are you recording this?
The cameraman nods.
Heather: Good! They can enjoy their little party all they want. But I am gonna win this competition, and no one is gonna stop me!
And that is episode 1! I know it's ep 2, but honestly, they should count as one ep. The original plan was to have Emma be in the bottom two, but I didn't see a reason why. So, I made Nichelle be there instead because I wanted at least one chicken. Nichelle seemed like the best option. Like the intro sequence? I wanted everyone to be involved and I wanted to show some things that are possibly going to happen.
Btw I do ship MK with Julia, but I'm not sure if I'm gonna have them be together. Yall can suggest for them to get together if you want.
And yeah, I know that Caleb going home first is pretty predictable, but I wanted to show that the antagonist can be anyone. It comes down to who makes it farther!
Votes:
Bowie- Voted for Caleb
Caleb- Voted for Nichelle
Emma- Voted for Caleb
Heather- Voted for Caleb
Izzy- Voted for Nichelle
Julia- Voted for Caleb
MK- Voted for Caleb
Nichelle- Voted for Caleb
Owen- Voted for Nichelle
Raj- Voted for Wayne
Wayne- Voted for Raj
(6 Caleb) (3 Nichelle) (1 Raj and Wayne)
Eliminated: Caleb
Reviews and predictions are encouraged! Hope you enjoyed it! :D