ok so we are gonna pretend that Ella's last line doesn't exist ok and I changed Floyd's clothing a bit
Chris: last time on total drama Pahkitew island the teens battled in the smash splas dash got to meet scuba bear that's right scuba bear and Amy got the worst from him Shawn's fear of zombies really helped him out but didn't do much for Jasmine and Sugar and Ella came in peace but Sugar was voted out of here thanks to Floyd we're down to 11 which is tensive and it's soon to be ten who go kaput and who will stay put let's find out here on total drama Pahkitew island
(intro)
Max: hello *poke* you there sidekick enough laying about up up up...UP
*Scarlett wakes up*
Max: fetch food for my face then I'll teach you more in the ways of evil
(confessional)
Scarlett: yep he's starting to annoy me
(ends)
Dave: *SNIFF* ACHOO
(confesional)
Dave: haaaaaaa a picnic is the most romantic way to eat if you can get past the idea that every bite might have bugs or animals droppings in it but I'm not gonna think about that
(ends)
Shawn: didn't you say Sky was hesitant about getting into a relationship
Dave: no all she said was I like you too but...the but could be anything maybe it was I like you too but even more than you like me
Shawn: uh huh Sky's competitive amigo she's not here for a relationship she's here for the million bucks aren't you?
Dave: I don't care about the money
Shawn: sorry what was that I couldn't hear over your insanity
Dave: wouldn't you pay a million dollars for a chance to be with your true love
Shawn:...I'll go find Sky for you
Dave: *SNIFF* ACHOO
(confessional)
Shawn: I'll find Sky send her to Dave then go tell Jasmine how I feel
(ends)
BF: BAP BAP BOOP BOOP BIP?
Scarlett: I'm gonna find food for...Max
BF: BOP BIAP BAP BOOP BOP BIP BIP BOOP BAP BUP BEP
Scarlett: Uh what do mean by Tunnel? are you just hallucinating?
BF: BOP BIAP BOP BIAP BIAP BOP BOOP
(confessional)
Scarlett: oh great BF knows the truth now I got to make everyone believe that he is hallucinating
(ends)
Ella: hmm hmm
(confessional)
Floyd: jeez Sugar got voted out but Ella didn't vote her I just don't get it oh well I think of how to get rid of Ella
(ends)
Ella: Shawn have you seen Dave?
Shawn: he's in the clearing ready to bear his soul for...love
Ella: *GASP*
(confessional)
Ella: my prince David is going to confess his affection for me I only hope he isn't planning a picnic the birds who follow me will eat everything
Bird: does that mean ME
Ella: yes that includes you
(other)
Floyd: bingo
(ends)
Shawn: hey Sky follow me Dave have something special foryou
Sky: uh ok?
*meanwhile*
Ella: hmm hm hmm
Dave: Ella?
Ella: yes prince David
Dave: Dave is fine um I kind of set up this romantic picnic cause uhhhhhhhh
Ella: I'm listening
Dave: it's for someone very special
Ella: eh heh oh David I'm so-
Dave: and she's gonna be here any minute so would you mind going away like before Sky shows up
Ella: this is for Sky? *stands up* of course it I'll just *PUSHED*
Shawn: he is just right
Sky: *GASPS*
*accident*
Floyd: omg what is going on here?
Ella: Sky this isn't what it looks like he actually like you and uh-
Sky: BUT WHY did you kiss him
Ella: it wasn't on purpose
Dave: could you get out of here Ella!
Ella: I I I *runs and cries*
Shawn: how did that happened?
Dave: she just came here I told her that I like Sky and she just had to kiss me on the time Sky walked in
Floyd: seems that way
Sky: so you still like me?
Dave: yes yes I do
(confessional)
Sky: ohhhhh why did I trust Ella she just kissed Dave when he told her that she likes me
(other)
Ella: *cries*
(other)
Floyd: welp my job here is done!
(ends)
Chris: hey teens proceed to the meeting area it's time for me to laugh at your pain there'll also be a challenge
*later*
Jasmine: hey something's weird with this island those trees were closer yesterday and that mountain wasn't there before
Chris: and I am sure you are a few koalas short of a swarm
Jasmine: a swarm of koalas...no really something's not
Shawn: Jasmine I need to tell you how I feel
Jasmine: me first *whacks flowers* I want you to stay away from me we clear...good
(confessional)
Jasmine: I'm done with zombie boy's mixed up messages first he's all sweet then he hits me with a dueling stick then he brings me flowers if this is how Canadian boys flirt I'd hate to see how they propose
(ends)
*the rest of the Octopuses team sits down*
Ella: hey guys...
*they move away*
Amy: uh what happened?
Sky: don't ask
BF: BUP?
Chris: anyways today's challenge is snack attack this vending machine only takes gold coins the first team to get their gold coin into the machine wins and gets something to eat
Dave: easy peasy
Chris: I was hoping one of you would say something like that chef...I'm giving the coins to alphonse and betty here who are now going to run away
Sky: hey they are getting away
Jasmine let's go
Chris: stop nobody move the monkeys get a head start the lions monkey has a blue necklace octopuses monkey is the pink one
Dave: *whispers* I have a secret weapon *banana*
Chris: okay you can go after your monkeys riiiiiiiight nnnnnnnowwww *air horn*
Jasmine: come on that monkey could be halfway to brisbane by now
Topher: I have a few errands to run and then I'll come find you guys *leaves*
Jasmine: errands? what
Max: I for one am done taking orders from you Jasmine *waves arms*
Jasmine: nevermind *picks up* I'll do it myself *hangs on tree by underwear*
Max: evil will not be slowed by a mere wedgie *falls*
Scarlett: Max do you why she doesn't fear you
Max: because she has a dumb face disease and is a stinky bad person
Scarlett: no it's because you are not embracing your true evil
Max: *GASP* how dare you
Scarlett: true evil does not discriminate it is evil to all if Jasmine Topher Amy and BF won't show you the respect you deserve teach them a lesson
Max: yes yes an evil lesson I shall show them the meaning of respect *why*
(confessional)
Max: Scarlett has had three good ideas as of late it was brilliant of me to allow her to be my sidekick
(ends)
Dave: ok Floyd hand me the banana and I'll try and trade it for the *gasp*
Floyd: OMG I am so sorry I didn't know it was for the plan do you have more?
(confessional)
Floyd: I did know actually)
(ends)
Shawn: why can't catch it
Betty: NUH UH *eats coin*
Everyone: NOOOO
*meanwhile*
*BUMP*
Topher: Chris dude I am so sorry I was chasing the monkey and have you seen him no okay thanks *runs*
Chris: note to self start hating Topher
(confessional)
Topher: I got Chris's cell phone so easy it was like taking money from a monkey
(ends)
BF: BEP BAP BIP BAP BAP BAP BAP BOP BAP?
Jasmine: didn't you see it he hit me
Amy: look...it's his collar...
Jasmine: hem losing your jewelry won't help you fella because we are hot on your-
*TONS OF THEM*
Jasmine: NOOOOOOOO
*meanwhile*
Max: the trap is set once the team has the coin and comes back this way to the vending machine oh we're gonna win and Max is the loser ha ha SNAP they'll be hoisted up into the air oh help us Max help us we're losers now not until you bow to my evil locity and make me your leader
Scarlett: finally you'll get the respect you deserve
Max: of course we'll serve you Max you're amazing and smart and handsome don't forget charismatic oh of course we were just getting to that
Scarlett: we should catch up with the others now
Max: just being in your presence makes us- wait I haven't finished acting out what's going to happen
*meanwhile*
Sky: hold her while I get the coin
Dave: yeah did Chris say anything about pre-washing the monkeys or de-lousing them
Bear: RAHHHHHHH *GULPS*
Sky: are you kidding me SPIT IT OUT
Bear: RAHHHHHHHH
*everyone screams*
*meanwhile*
Topher: hello is this the executive producer of total drama excellent I'm scibbes hackley calling from a major newspaper you've definitely heard of question hold old is your host Chris Mclean 60 or 65...really guess those were hard years have you considered a younger host with amazing hair I'll call you back I gotta run *hangs up* huh the seed of doubt is planted
*meanwhile*
Jasmine: come on which one of you has it
Scarlett: does this mean any one of these monkeys could be ours
Amy: yes please tell us now SPEAK
Monkeys: TAKE THIS
Amy: UGH THEY THREW MUD AT ME
BF: BUP BAP BOP BUP
Amy: what do you mean it has to be...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(confessional)
Amy: I AM DISGUSTING AND SMELLY LIKE SPARE-MY UGHHHHHHHH
(ends)
Bear: *BURP*
Shawn: there's no way to solve this it's a coin wrapped in a monkey trapped in a bear
Sky: well there's only one thing left to do we just have to bring the bear
*GASPS*
(confessional)
Dave: yes Sky's plan to bring the bear to Chris is terrible and will get us all killed but I want to show her I'd be a good boyfriend so
(ends)
Dave: this is an awesome awesome plan I am not terrified let's do it here bear here bear here bear bear bear here bear ha ha good plan Sky I think he likes me now we gotta-
Bear: YOINK
Dave: AH UH STILL A GOOD PLAN SKY THIS WAS TOTALLY MY FAULT
*meanwhile and somehow Amy is already clean*
Scarlett: our best chance to find which monkey has the coin is by conducting a neuroscientific experiment I mean it's no secret that there's hyperactivity in the mirror neurons and primates right
Amy: I don't even understand what you said
Scarlett: *sigh* we play monkey see monkey do
Everyone: oh okay I get it
(confessional)
Scarlett: use...little...words
(ends)
Dave: help me help
Bear: RAH
Dave: don't help me don't help me
Sky: we need to figure this out fast
(confessional)
Floyd: well there's only one option let Ella sing she will be gone either if we win or not
(ends)
Floyd: oh dear if there was someone who can calm this bear down singing thing and save Dave
Sky: ugh Sing to the bear or we lose
Ella: I can't if I sing again he would send me home
Floyd: oh think about he isn't here and we won't tell
Shawn: please just help her even after what happened
Dave: hurry it up my bone are cracking
*meanwhile*
Jasmine: come on monkeys wave your hand in the air
*they do*
Topher: cool guy double point to the camera
*they do*
BF: *left right up down*
*they do*
Max: slow down this is tricky
Scarlett: *pulls out coin* throw a coin in the air
Alphonse: okay *tosses*
Amy: ha ha gotcha
Jasmine: let's go
Max: ready hey where did everubody go
*meanwhile*
Dave: can't breathe
Sky: please you have to sing Ella
Ella: ok *sings*
Bear: *let's go*
Ella: time for walkies MR bear
*meanwhile*
Scarlett: Max what did you use to mark the trap
Max: no need to mark the location I know precisely where it is
*YOINK*
Max: see here it is now
(confessional)
Scarlett: the plan was for Max to be the only one not in the trap so the team would know he built it and vote him off now I need to find a clever way to make him admit it *sigh* this won't be easy
(ends)
Jasmine: UGH I BET SKY MADE THIS TRAP
Max: WRONG FOOL IT WAS I ME HAHAHAHA
(confessional)
Scarlett: much easier than I thought
(ends)
Ella: *sings*
Topher: I'd never seen such a happy bear not even in cereal commercials
Jasmine: if we lose this challenge guess who I'm voting for
Max: um not a mind reader
BF: BUP BEEP
Jasmine: how do we get down
Max: escape is impossible this trap was built by the world's most evil mind there is no escape
*SNAP*
Amy: OK I HAVE TO RUN AND WIN IT OR LOSE AND VOTE OUT DUMB EVIL
*meanwhile*
Chris: huh has is this bear happy
Sky: oh it was nothing just Ella's singing and
Ella: HUH
Shawn: yeah you thought wouldn't tell after what just happened
Ella: it was an accident please forgive win have the coin
Chris: you sang? Well it would upset the viewers if there is no proof
Dave: what proof don't you have a phone?
Chris: I do...but I lost it
Floyd: what about the cameras
Chris: I don't know but I can't enter that room for some reason it couldn't take my passwords anymore oh look here comes the other team now with their coin
Amy: see you later losers
Bear: OH NO *BARFS OUT*
Everyone: EWWW
Betty: RAHHHH *ATTACKS AMY*
Amy: OW OW OW WHAT THE HELL GET OFF OF ME
Ella: can I have the coin Betty?
Betty: yeah sure *PUNCHES AMY*
*insert coin*
Chris: game over team octopuses win the challenge
Ella: YAY we did it...
*they walk away in anger*
Chris: wait up uh Ella tell them Today's snack food our Japanese affiliate it's Chef hatchet's total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails
Ella: okay I guess
Chris: team Lions it's time to vote to determine who's going in the cannon
*later*
Chris: welp it's kinda of taking turns on losing here now get voting
!voting!
Jasmine: I would have gotten rid of Amy but Max made us lose this one
Amy: third times a charm
Topher: meh I'll just vote with everyone else on Max
!ends!
Chris: ok all votes tallied up first vote...Max
Max: how dare you
Chris: Scarlett
Scarlett: jeez
Chris: Jasmine
*BF face palms*
Chris: Max...Scarlett and the person going home is...Max
Max: WHAT REVENGE YOU SHALL NEVER HAVING MET ME CHRIS MCLEAN
Chris: little late for that Chef
Max: the pain I will inflict on you will *holden* *gasp* inconcivable!
*Later*
*BOOM*
Jasmine: you just got lucky Amy
Amy: it wasn't my fault the other monkey hurt me a tons
Jasmine: whatever
Chris: as tempting to see how many kids I can stuff into the cannon ten remain who's next to show us their can and do spirit find out next time on total drama Pahkitew Island
*extra*
Scarlett: so ready to join in the next challenge
Sammy: of course *rings* *speaks in another voice* uh hello
Topher: hey there so what tell what do you think about replacing the host?
Sammy: uh give us more time *hangs up*
Scarlett: was that Topher *rewinds*
*on tv*
*BUMP*
Topher: Chris dude I am so sorry I was chasing the monkey and have you seen him no okay thanks *runs*
Chris: note to self start hating Topher
(confessional)
Topher: I got Chris's cell phone so easy it was like taking money from a monkey
(ends)
*back to the others*
Sammy: huh
*ends*
so Ella didn't get kicked off in the dumbest way possible and I made it make sense to make Chris not to look at the footage so see you tomorrow