oh if you wondering when will I put the elimination order up well I won't this is a creepypasta not a real season and it will be posted when we get into the most deadly challenge
Chris: last episode was crammed full of monkey and monkey crammed fall and Max was the one eliminated for making a trap and I feel like Ella will be out next due to a kiss problem 10 players remain who will stay and who gets blasted away find out right here right now on total drama Pahiktew island
(intro)
Jasmine: *YAWN* ok time to start the day
Scarlett: she is always getting food most of the time
Topher: well what do you mean we are hungry
Amy: yeah
Scarlett: I should get food too
BF: BUP BUP
Scarlett: oh come on I just trying to feed you all
BF: BAP BIAP BEP BOP BEEP
Topher: look just let her go jeez
Scarlett: thank you *leaves*
*meanwhile*
BUFF DAVE: Sky will you be my jungle queen
Sky: what?
Dave: I said want some berries they're clean
Sky: oh thanks
(confessional)
Sky: okay I kind of flirt with Dave sometimes and I dreamt about him and my tummy fills with butterflies when he's around but that doesn't mean I have a crush on him I can't I'm not looking for romance he gets it
(other)
Dave: Sky is acting weird and I'm no dummy I get it it's because I haven't kissed her yet I just want our first kiss to be perfect you know
(ends)
*eats*
Floyd: hmmm if there's only a way to end their relationship and get rid of Sky after Ella is gone just look at them
Dave: you got a little something there...no no please allow me
Floyd: hey you two I got some water...hey it's clean water and we need to drink it here is a napkin *rubs* well best be going
Chris: calling all contestants it's time to get rolling hahaha that'll make sense in a minute
*later*
Chris: listen up everyone today's challenge is simple
*sighs*
Chris: simple and deadly
*complains*
Chris: you'll all be racing across the island in these turbo orbs each team will crammed into one turbo orb and run like a hamster in a wheel first team to the other side of the island wins
Topher: both teams are sure to have a ball
Chris: just get in the orb Topher
Topher: hey watch the hair
Sky: stop pushing
Chris: Jasmine hello still on Australian time hehe I actually have no idea if that's ahead of us or behind us but you get the joke
Jasmine: ok just gonna get inside that small cramped confined ball no way out let's do this *sits down*
Chris: that's the spirit
(confessional)
Jasmine: okay so I might be claustrophobic
(other)
Shawn: it's sad when a person lets a single irrational fear control their whole lives
(ends)
Jasmine: okay just have a teeny issue with confined spaces no biggie...*sits down*
Chris: uh huh you else what is a confined space a cannon...okay bad cop didn't work time for good cop Jazz I didn't know you had this phobia now that I do I realize this challenge is harder for you than anyone else and that's unfair Chef toss her in
*gets tossed*
Dave: uh we can't see out of these
Chris: oh no you might feel a slight drop ready set go
*slight drop be like*
*exits*
Dave: AHHH
Sky: AHHH
Dave: ow I mean hi
(confessional)
Dave: score near death experiences always make a girl want to kiss
(ends)
Floyd: *gasp* I don't feel so good *BARF ON DAVE*
Sky: yikes
Floyd: sorry
Jasmine: oh look we're at the bottom of a deep dark cave how about that
Topher: ha host fail I'd like to see Chris nbarrate us out of this one
Amy: no I think this was-
Chris: what was the Topher so your real challenge is getting out of this cave
Scarlett: why bother us with the bogus challenge
Chris: if I said I wanted to cram you into giant balls and drop you 140 feet into a cave you all would have moaned and whined this was easier
Shawn: true
Chris: moving on there are two bags of supplies behind you
BF: *pulls out rope climbing accessories night vision goggles* YEAH
Ella: kitty litter a Beardo beatbox cd and soy sauce packets really? (Beardo in this universe is actually an adult and making music to all fans)
Chris: one bag might be more helpful than the other now if you look around you'll see a bunch of tunnels they lead to a single exit on the surface where the finish line awaits but some will get you there safer or faster than others first team across the finish line wins one more thing according to cree legend no one who's gone in has ever gone out
*GASPS*
Chris: but hey I thought the fall would kill you so congrats on surviving that your challenge starts now *AIR HORN*
Sky: so it's all about choosing the right tunnel to get out fastest
Scarlett: fast would be preferable this pit seems to be structurally unstable
Jasmine: OUT GOTTA GET OUT
*RUMBLE*
Shawn: uh maybe pounding the walls and yelling isn't the good idea
(confessional)
Scarlett: I need Amy and BF separated that way Amy will think BF is hallucinating
(ends)
Scarlett: YEAH WE DON'T WANT TO CAUSE A CAVE IN
*RUMBLE*
Sky: well now it's a cave in
*SCREAMS*
Jasmine: is there a more spacious way out with better lighting and maybe some windows
Topher: MY FACE MUST SAVE MY FACE
Amy: WAIT UP
*PUSHES*
*now they are stuck to that cave*
BF: BAP BEEP
Scarlett: COME ON THIS WAY
*they trapped*
Dave: which one
Shawn: I see day light come on
*they trapped*
*COUGHS*
Sky: Dave are you all right
Dave: I am now
*about to kiss*
Floyd: GUYS THIS WAY
Shawn: BATS
*AYO*
Dave: I KISSED BAT LIPS I KISSED BAT LIPS AHHHHHH
(confessional)
Dave: the weirdest part that bat was totally into it
(ends)
Ella: *gasp* a colony of glow slugs
Dave: glow slug? worst children's toy ever
Shawn: at least they're lighting the way
Floyd: the best thing to do is carry them
Ella: *carries* shall I give you some
Everyone: no thanks remember
*meanwhile*
BF: BEP BAP BEEP?
Scarlett: put on your night vision
BF: *sees* AYE *looks around*
"Amy": wow this is much better
BF: BUP BEP BOOP BIP BAP BIP BAP BOP BEP?
"Amy": nope I followed you here
Scarlett: welp I guess Topher and Jasmine on their own
BF: BOP BOP BIAP BAP BAP BEEP BEP BIP-
"Amy": shhhh stop talking and let's get out of here
*meanwhile*
Jasmine: I can't see a thing I CAN'T SEE
Amy: here have these night vision goggles
Topher: they work great
Jasmine: oh good now I can see how cramped the cave is hey where did BF and Scarlett go
Topher: oh no
Amy: I hope they are okay
Topher: what no I have no bars down here I'm expecting a call
Jasmine: hey we need to focus we can't lose here
Amy: why not we can get out of here I bet the other is also split
*meanwhile*
BF: BIAP BUP BOP BEP BIP
Scarlett: this cave is weird
BF: BEEP BOP?
Scarlett: those stalactites shouldn't be here there isn't any evidence of mineralized water deposits on the cave floor
"Amy": hmm you make sense look a TV *hides*
Chris: hey guys welcome to the spike zone try to stay quiet or all those stalactites will rain down and skewer you like kebabs hehe
BF: BEP BEEP BEP BOOP BIP BAP BIP BAP
Chris: yeah he is a crocodile
Crocodile: RAHHHHHH
Chris: remember your entire team has to cross the finish line so no leaving behind legs or hands okay
"Amy": wait BF we should probably let the crocodile lead the way
BF: BOP
Scarlett: come on it might work out
BF: *sighs* BEEP BEEP BOP BOP BIAP
Crocodile: *CRUNCH*
BF: BAP! BEP BEP BOOP [REDACTED] BOP
Crocodile: *CRUNCH*
BF: *screams in sabatage*
*RUMBLE*
*THEY FALL*
BF: BOP BOP BOP
Crocodile: *let's go*
BF: BUP?
Scarlett: it was mechanical? hey I bet everything down here is and it's all controlled by remote if I can piece together a transmitter to send out signals who knows what we can find I bet they are all using neighboring frequencies
"Amy": yeah I guess so
(confessional)
Scarlett: my brother pulled my hair once so I made his remote control toys come to life and attack him in the night every night for six years he's still in therapy
(ends)
Topher: Jasmine presses on as the cave gets deeper darker and narrower the faintest sound could cause a cave-in that would surly crish every bone
Jasmine: do you mind?
Topher: do you someone has to host in Chris's absence
Chris: I'll take it from here Topher you've just reached the leap of faith even with the night vision goggles you can't see the bottom you gotta have faith and just jump in it leads to the way out or hsarks I honestly can't remember either way you can't go back the way you came
*CAVE IN*
Chris: good luck!
Jasmine: *BREATHES HEAVILY* THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY *slips* AHHH HUH
Amy: *GRABS* I GOT YOU *PULLS UP*
Jasmine: *gasps* you you saved me?
Amy: yes are you alive?
Jasmine: well yes *grabs* could you tell me why do you hate Sammy?
Amy: ok ok stop it put down...next to you...thank you please forgive me I don't know if there are cameras watching us but its because
*pauses*
*walks in*
Me: oh you don't to explain I just show them the clip where you told the other duos about this mess
*fast forwards*
Jasmine: oh I never knew about that why didn't you say so when Sammy was here
Amy: because I was a coward maybe I should tell her when this is all over
Topher: yeah maybe you should *trips* AHHH OOF
Amy: that's it a short drop?
*meanwhile*
Shawn: WOAH
Chris: welcome to the gem cave this ruby ravine is home to a bear but not just any bear the BLING bear
Sky: bling bear?
Chris: trust me you don't want to make him mad just walk through here without stealing a gem and you'll be okay
Dave: what ever let's just go
BLING bear: RAHHHHHH
Chris: and you failed that was fast
BLING bear: RAHHHHH
(confessional)
Dave: what the hell nobody took any diamonds
(other)
Ella: who would do this so fast
(other)
Floyd: don't look at me look at someone else
(other)
Shawn: SHINY
(ends)
Floyd: it feels like it's scuba bear with gold?
Sky: RUN
*meanwhile*
Topher: hey think this will lead us somewhere
Jasmine: great let's go down the even more cramped confined tiny ugh okay I need to stop talking
Topher: I got bars two of them this must lead to the exit
Jasmine: NO NO NO NO NO *breathes heavily*
Amy: Look I know Sammy is not here but can I hold you hand to make you feel less scared?
Jasmine: thanks it's a way out it's a way out wait did you call her by her real name
Amy: uh yeah so I can change so Sammy could be happy we reconcile and we have fun again and never think about what happened before
*meanwhile*
BF: BAP BOOP BOP BEP?
"Amy": yeah what's taking so long
Scarlett: done now I'll try the universal signal for garage door openers
*door opens*
"Amy": an elevator? who would have guessed?
Scarlett: yeah it has carpeting and MUZAC
"Amy": uh why did you say music like that
Scarlett: yes...MUZAC
*closes*
(confessional)
Scarlett: well we almost made him Hallucinating just one more step
(ends)
*meanwhile*
Dave: we gotta swim is it safe cave water is clean right
Shawn: where is Floyd and Ella?
Sky: I don't know
*meanwhile*
Ella: how do we stop it
Floyd: you can sing right
Ella: and let you expose me again no way!
Floyd: look you had to vote Sugar out with us she was very mean to you thats all and she was a gross disgusting pig!
Ella: don't say that to my best friend ever!
Floyd: what are you gonna do...wait why is the bear leaving?
*meanwhile*
Sky: *sniff* why does it stink here
Shawn: guys a stream we can follow it out
Ella: I'm here
Dave: where is Floyd
Ella: he's alright the bear ran away tho
*later*
Ella: why is it so muddy
Sky: keep moving I see day light
*SCREAMS*
Sky: THE TOILET WE CAME OUT THE TOILET!?
Shawn: that means the water and the muddy cave it was all *REALIZE*
Sky: Dave you ok?
*nope*
*meanwhile*
Jasmine: are we there yet?
Topher keep going I just got another bar that's three four five
Amy: why you'd stop?
Topher: good news I see day light bad news I know what made this tunnel
GOPHERS: YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
Topher: I NEED MY FACE TO BE SaVED
Jasmine: we're not going back
*meanwhile*
Chris: yet I lost the kids better grab our getaway bags and fake passports hector
*GROUND BREAKS*
Jasmine: FREEDOM HUFF HUFF
Topher: did we win
Chris: NO that's not the right exit
Sky: it's not the worst one either
Chris: EWW what's that stench
Shawn: we came up through the
Dave: *unspeakable words* never clean
BF: BUP
Amy: oh what exit did you take?
BF: BUP BIAP BOP BOOP BEP
*"Amy" is no where near*
BF: BIAP BEP BOOP BEP BIP BEEP
Amy: what I was with Jasmine and Topher
Scarlett: oh ya his head got hit by a rock and he woke up a few minutes
BF: BAP BOP!
Amy: uh what exit did you take
BF: BEEP BOP BAP BEP BEP BAP BOP
Scarlett: uh no your head is really damaged
BF: BAP! BEP BOP BOP BIAP BIP BEP BAP BIP BAP
Amy: are saying he is hallucinating
BF: BIAP BAP BEP BIP BOP!
Chris: hate to uh break it to ya'll but NONE OF YOU WON I said the first team to cross the finish and none of you did you skipped dozens of awesome challenges we don't even have enough footage for an episode you're all disqualified this whole episode is a nust
*everyone cheers*
Sky: no elimination
Chris:...wait where is Floyd?
Chef: I'll go and find him
*later*
Chris: as you can see I had a special reward planned Darwin's all you can eat food safari tonight's elimination will be this dinner Chef
*sets it on fire*
*groans*
Chris: and also I don't know how it happened but Floyd is injured really badly so he is eliminated
Jasmine: so he is not here anymore
Chris: yep
*BOOM*
Chris: now he is but before we end this thing I have a special announcement
Chris: BF and Sky are switching teams
Sky: wow I guess I gotta go
Dave: hey this doesn't change anything we can still
BF: BOP BEEP
(confessional)
Dave: *CRIES* it's not like we're on different islands there's still a shot right?
(other)
Sky: I'll miss Dave but at least now he knows there's no shot
(ends)
Chris: welp we had 10 and 9 remain but I sure that cannon we have a better meal next time here on total drama pahkitew island
*extra*
Scarlett: mission accomplished
Sammy: oh yeah I thinking of not looking at today's episode sound cool
Scarlett: yeah makes sense
Sammy: but I did look at all audition tapes
Scarlett: and what did you find
Sammy: This
*TV*
Sky: I'll miss my boyfriend Keith
Scarlett: oh wow that will sure to break Dave
*ends*
so yeah that's a bust for Floyd I don't really care if I have to use fanon characters unlike BF