Responding to reviews:
SuperSonicHeroes: Dawn's cool and all but this was a good place to boot her imo. Changed the cameo to Tyler since he's based and I wanted interactions between him and Lightning.
Superstar22: I meant tension but accidentally wrote Dawn. Pretty sure Mike revealing his personalities would just made the situation not happen at all.
TheRiveran: You'll see how many changes happens next. Sam wasn't really super mad compared to some other people tho. You'll see how EP8 goes on Monday.
"Previously on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island…" Chris began the recap. "The campers got deep with an underwater scavenger hunt. Mike's alter ego Vito pumped his way into Anne Maria's heart, and under Zoey's skin. And Mike's other alter ego Svetlana threw down some gold-medal moves in the water skiing challenge! In the end, Dawn was tossed for swiping everybody's stuff, even though it was really Scott. Sneaky. It's now Team Maggot vs. Team Rat. Will the Rats man up before they're a man down? Let's hope not! There's nothing more entertaining than a man down." he said as Chef played on a GameGuy and fell down a crack on the dock.
"Ah!" Chef grunted as he fell in the water.
"More where that came from right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" Chris ended the recap.
(Theme song)
Cut to Mike and Cameron in front of the toilet. "Um, hello? Is it our turn yet?" Cameron asked.
"Come on, I'm about to pee my pants in here!" Mike said and then inhaled.
"Ah, dang whippersnappers! Why does it take so long to use a stupid toilet?" Chester complained as Cameron looked in thought.
Confessional: Cameron
"Well, at this point I'm 99.9131314% sure that Mike does have DID. I just hope Dawn didn't read my theory from my notebook and told it to anyone else." Cameron said.
Cut to the inside of the toilet. "Ah, keep your panties on! Yeesh, nice hair. Looks like Princess Leia lost a scissor fight." Anne Maria mocked Zoey.
"Actually, it's more like Queen Amidala." Zoey said.
"More like Queen I'm-a-dork-a." Anne Maria said as she sprayed a massive amount of hairspray and then flicked her hair, showing it was as hard as steel. "Now that is how you do hair!" she said.
Confessional: Zoey
"How even-?" Zoey said in shock.
"I'll pass on the frilly, girly hair care, thank you." Jo said as she pulled a razor before she began using it while she wasn't shown as Zoey and Anne Maria looked concerned.
Cut to the Rats in their cabin. "Fellow Rats, we may be on a losing streak, but it doesn't matter! We are going to stop those Maggots, for we are a team of men!" Brick said.
"To Team Men." Lightning said as he extended his hand.
"Team Men!" Brick and Scott said as they extended theirs.
"Men 'til the end!" Sam said as he extended his, showing that he had a weird looking thumb.
"Ugh!" Scott and Lightning recoiled in disgust.
"Yikes! What's with the circus thumb?" Scott asked.
"Oh. This thing? That's ten years of gaming right there." Sam said as he flexed his thumb.
"Video games? Listen champ, we are men. You are a smelly ball of dough with ears." Lightning said.
"Smelly? Hey, gamers are athletes too! People just don't realize that due to how oppressed by society we are! We've got keen hand and eye coordination, cat-like reflexes. Watch!" Sam said.
Cut to Sam in front of a mouse trap with a piece of cheese in it. "Come to papa, cheesy. And... boom!" Sam said as he quickly grabbed the cheese.
"Ooh!" Brick said in amazement.
"Ooh, wow." Lightning said.
"Wow." Scott said.
"See, guys? Ah! That stings! Ah! Ah! Reflexes... cat-like." Sam mumbled as he stepped on a mousetrap.
Confessional: Sam
"So maybe that wasn't the best way to show my skills, but I'm totally out of practice! Chris confiscated my last handheld yesterday. I haven't played a video game in fourteen hours, five minutes, and twenty-two seconds! Ah! Can someone please send me a game console? I'll even accept a VirtualGuy at this point!" Sam broke down.
Cut to outside. "It's challenge time! Campers, meet me on the other side of the island!" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
Cut to everyone on some bleachers in front of a theater. "Hey, Zoey. Really like your hair." Mike said.
"Lemme guess. And your "character" Vito likes Anne Maria's hair?" Zoey said as a woodpecker pecked Anne Maria's hair, not even leaving a dent.
"Zoey, look, I just-" Mike tried to say but was interrupted.
"I don't want to talk right now." Zoey said.
Confessional: Zoey
"I really thought Mike was a nice guy. But either he's into me or Anne Maria. Pick a side, okay?" Zoey said.
Confessional: Mike
"My multiple personalities are really messing things up with Zoey. Mostly Vito. I never thought I'd have so much trouble just keeping my shirt on." Mike said.
Chris came down with his jetpack in a suit with a white wig while Chef came wearing a rapper costume. "Stupid show." Chef mumbled as he took the jetpack from Chris as he landed.
"Welcome to your challenge! The Weird and Wild Fashion Spectacular!" Chris said.
"Fashion? Now you're talking!" Anne Maria said.
"Eh, fashion. Waste of time." Jo said.
"So says the girl in men's prison sweats." Anne Maria said.
"Hey! Nobody needs to be reminded that I'm a girl!" Jo replied.
"Sorry, who's a girl?" Lightning asked when Chris blew an air horn.
"Zip it! You won't be walking the catwalk. Nononono. No amount of fashion can help you people. Ha ha. Here's how it's gonna work. Each team gets a wardrobe of clothes, a makeup kit, and ten minutes to dress and make up a model, which you'll send down the runway to be judged by myself, Chef, and today's Total Drama classic competitor, Lindsay!" Chris said as Lindsay popped out of a chest.
"Yay! Don't you just love my new special fashion judgy shoes?" Lindsay said as she wore blue boots.
"Wow! We get to dress an actual model!" Zoey said.
"Uh huh. Right after you catch one." Chris said.
"Catch a model? Child's play. The way they eat, they'll pass out after three steps." Jo said.
"Wait, I have to run?" Lindsay asked.
"No. Did I say human models? Don't think so. No, your models are in there!" Chris said as he pointed at the forest where wild animal noises came. "They're wild, they're mutated, and like me, despise teenagers. Okay, fashionistas! Go!" he said as he blared an airhorn as everyone ran.
Cut to Anne Maria and Zoey looking around in the forest. "Just leave this to me Red, I'll find something almost as hot as me in no time!" Anne Maria said.
"Uh huh, whatever you say." Zoey said as she rolled her eyes.
Confessional: Anne Maria
"This challenge was basically made for me! I'm like, totally a fashion expert n'all that jazz." Anne Maria said.
"I think I see something there!" Mike said as he climbed a tree when he saw a frog on it. He grabbed it but was teleported away into the air by it. "Oof!" he grunted as he fell from the air, causing his sweater to be ripped off by a branch as he fell.
"What the? Yo Pasty, have you seen Anne Maria?" Vito asked Zoey as she came.
"Ugh, I think she went over there." Zoey said as she pointed away.
"Cool, see ya later!" Vito said as he ran there.
Confessional: Zoey
"At least he stopped trying to hide it." Zoey said.
Cut to Lightning grabbing a giant turtle's tail. "Hah! You're sha-mine! Ah! Oof! Ah... Ah..." Lightning said as the turtle grabbed him and punched him away.
Cut to Cameron grabbing a beaver. "Gotcha!" Cameron said as he caught a beaver.
"Nice job, String B-" Jo tried to say before seeing that it was actually a giant anglerfish with a beaver for a light.
"Ah!" Cameron and Jo yelled as they ran away from it.
Cut to Anne Maria and Vito finding a tree with a mutant deer on it. "How are we gonna get that thing down from there?" Anne Maria asked.
"Don't worry babe, I got this." Vito said as he punched the tree, making the deer fall on them.
Cut to Brick running away from a squirrel that tried to shoot lasers at him. "Come on! I just wanted to dress you up in something cool!" Brick said as he ran away.
Confessional: Brick
"Okay, I've always sort of been interested in fashion. This challenge could be my chance to finally show my dressing skills that I've been working on!" Brick said.
Cut to Sam finding a bunch of moles. "Hey, this is just like that one arcade game!" Samsaid as he tried to hit the moles by jumping into them, only for them to go back in the holes and then pop up. "It's a lot easier when you don't have to move your entire body…" he sighed as he collapsed.
Cut to Zoey climbing a tree to find a bird in a nest. "Well, you don't seem so bad." Zoey said as the bird exploded in her face. "Or maybe not…" she said.
Cut to Scott finding a slice of pizza in a rope trap. "Pizza? What's this doing here?" Scott said as he saw Fang behind a tree holding an axe, ready to activate the trap. "Hmm. Too bad there's pepperoni on it, otherwise I'd totally eat that." he said as he walked away while Fang facepalmed. Fang went to eat the pepperoni pieces while Scott used the shark tooth to cut the rope, capturing Fang. "Oh perfect! No pepperoni!" he chuckled as he came and ate the pizza while Fang growled.
Cut to the Maggots looking at some mutant animals attacking each other. "So, which one do we use?" Mike asked.
"Uh, maybe we should find something that can't eat us." Zoey said.
"Five minutes, people!" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"Hey, guys? How about that slimy maggot? The one that's the size of a beagle. It'd be a cinch to catch, and dress. We could just slide it down the runway." Cameron said as he pointed at a puking maggot.
"Killer idea, Bubble Boy." Jo said.
"All right, step aside and let me work. This maggot's gotta look bangin'." Anne Maria said as she approached the maggot.
Cut to the Rats in a bush. "Come on, guys! There's gotta be something on this island we can catch!" Scott said.
"How about that critter?" Lightning said as he pointed at Sasquatch entering a cave.
"Uh, I don't know guys. How are we gonna get it out of there and dress it in time?" Sam asked.
"Firepower. The only way to take down a formidable enemy. Come on!" Brick said.
Cut to the Rats on the stage where Brick stuffed some clothes and glue into a duffel bag. "Men, you are looking at a live DDB. Detonating duffel bag. It can forcibly dress any target within its sixty foot blast radius! Clothes, glue, and a little bit of fertilizer. We'll just blast the duds onto him!" Brick explained.
"Now that is how a man gets dressed!" Lightning said as they fist bumped.
"Army boots? Puffy vests? Jockstraps? Guys, this is a fashion show. We need chic, sophisticated, coordinated looks! And I know just who to talk to. Be right back!" Sam said as he looked in the duffel bag and then ran away.
"What is that soldier doing?" Brick asked.
"Ugh, I hope he doesn't screw anything up." Scott said.
"Is this another one of those sha-gamer references that I don't get?" Lightning said.
Cut to the Maggots where the maggot now had a rapper costume. "Aw yeah. Do I got style or what?" Anne Maria said as the maggot puked.
"Um, I agree with the maggot." Mike said.
"Three minutes remaining!" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"We're running out of time!" Jo gasped.
"If you guys don't mind, I'll take a crack at it." Zoey said.
"That'd probably be for the best." Cameron said.
"Urgh…" Anne Maria complained.
Cut to Chris drinking a glass of chocolate milk under an umbrella while sitting on a chair. "Dakota, when you're done cleaning up the environment, could you get me another drink? Thanks!" Chris told Dakota as she rolled a barrel.
"Ugh." Dakota sighed.
"Dakota, hey! Uh, can I help?" Sam said as he came panting.
"Aww, you're such a gentleman." Dakota said as Sam blushed.
"Heh, thanks. Do you think you could give me some fashion tips? I mean, you're so well put together, even when working with toxic waste." Sam asked as he rolled the barrel for her.
"You want my advice? Really? No one ever asks me for my advice! Sure, I'd be happy to help! Okay. This is major top secret. Like, three whole seasons ahead secret. Stripes. They are so on trend." Dakota whispered.
"Stripes, of course! Thanks, Dakota, you're an angel!" Sam said as he ran away while Dakota blushed.
Confessional: Dakota
"It's so sweet of Sam to check on me! Working for Chris has been torture, but at least it's nice to have someone to talk to." Dakota said.
Cut to Zoey finishing dressing the maggot, but the maggot was not shown to the camera. "There. What do you think? Too much? Too little? Be honest. Unless you hate it." Zoey said.
"Wow, Zoey. Not bad." Cameron said.
"It's not good either." Anne Maria said.
"I think it works." Mike said.
"One minute!" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"It's fine. We're not spending all day on this. Let's get back to Chris." Jo said as they left.
Cut to the Rats in front of the cave. "I think this is enough!" Sam said as he put some sweaters in the duffel bag.
"This better be good, gamer boy." Scott said.
"The striped duffel bomb is ready for the big game! Go long!" Lightning said as Brick tossed it in the cave, causing an explosion as Sasquatch's roar came.
"Ah!" Brick, Scott, and Lightning said in fear.
"Uh-oh!" Sam said as they ran away.
Cut to the theater where Chris, Chef and Lindsay were on the judge seats. "It's freaky forest fashion time. Maggoteers, show me something fierce. Chef, drop that needle!" Chris said.
"Get ready to move it!" Chef said as he played some calm music.
Cameron brought out the maggot which wore a red dress with polka dots and a yellow wig. "This gorgeous plus-sized maggot is showing off a bold, retro fashion like no other. Her swank new hairdo perfectly complements her dynamite vintage sixties go-go dress. Ech!" Anne Maria said unenthusiastically.
"Little gross, what with the oozing and squirming. I give it an 8.5!" Chris said.
"Yeah!" Mike, Cameron, and Zoey cheered as Chef held an 8.0 and Lindsay held a 1.8.
"Hey, what?" Jo asked as the Maggot puked on Lindsay.
"Oops." Lindsay said as she turned it to make 8.1 while Chef turned it to 0.8.
"Okay, show me what you got, Rats! Rats?" Chris said as the Rats didn't appear for a moment before coming in screaming while being chased by Sasquatch in a striped sweater.
"As you can see, Yeti is wearing a smart Bohemian striped ensemble! The outfit consists of a variety of garments applied forcefully to random parts of his body!" Sam yelled as Sasquatch punched Brick and Scott off the stage while Lightning jumped off and then grabbed Sam.
"That thing is huge!" Lindsay gasped as Sasquatch looked shocked.
"Ew, horizontal stripes? Sam, I meant vertical stripes. Horizontals just make you look fat!" Dakota said as she came.
"They do?" Sam said as Sasquatch looked shocked.
"True. It hardly complements the Yeti's husky physique." Chef said as the paparazzi came to take pictures of Sasquatch.
"Hey, what are you guys doing? I called you here to take pictures of me!" Dakota said.
"I thought we filed a restraining order against them?" Chris asked Chef.
"Not every paparazzi is the same one y'know." Chef said.
The camera flashes upset Sasquatch, causing him to drop Sam. "Ah!" Sam yelled as Sasquatch tore off the sweater.
"Chris is right, stripes are so- ah!" Lindsay screamed as Sasquatch took the jetpack and flew away with her.
"Hey! He took my jetpack! Uh huh. Will Lindsay survive? And am I legally liable if she doesn't? Find out after the break." Chris said as the screen faded to black.
Cut to Chris on the phone. "What do you mean I'm liable if the Yeti eats Lindsay? It's not my fault that thing went insane! Gotta go. Hey, hey, hey! For our next challenge, the two teams will... compete to rescue Lindsay! Yep, that's it. Everyone grab a canoe and head to Boney Island! It's all good." Chris chuckled nervously.
Cut to the Rats on a canoe. "Way to go with the fashion tips." Scott told Sam.
"Sorry, guys. I haven't played a video game in so long, my brain's not working. Huh? Um, did you guys see that just now?" Sam asked as he saw some ducks being pixelated.
"See what?" Scott asked.
"Those ducks! We need to shoot them before the dog laughs at us!" Sam said.
"Uh, are you okay there soldier?" Brick asked.
"I think gamer boy finally lost it." Scott said.
"I guess he shouldn't have gamed so much." Lightning said.
Confessional: Sam
"Whoa! Look at all these wood planks here! These could be useful to build a house! Ah!" Sam yelled in pain as he punched the confessional wall, hurting his hand.
Cut to everyone searching on Boney Island. "Lindsay! Where are you?" Zoey yelled as Scott noticed her.
Confessional: Scott
"Chris is gonna merge the teams any day now, so it's time to start working on the Maggots. Hm, Zoey's ripe for the plucking after the stuff between her and Mike. And you ask anybody on the farm back home, I'm a great plucker." Scott said.
Scott made fake crying noises which Zoey didn't notice. He made louder fake crying noises when she didn't notice again. Scott made even louder fake crying noises which Zoey finally noticed. "Scott, are you okay?" Zoey asked.
"Mm, I just feel horrible!" Scott cried.
"What do you mean?" Zoey asked.
"When I found out Dawn was the thief, I felt so betrayed! I feel like I can't trust anyone on my team anymore! Or maybe I should have convinced them to let her stay? She was the only one who could talk to that big ape…" Scott cried.
"Aw, I know how it feels like to not be able to trust anyone. You did the right thing by voting Dawn after she stole everything, and as for the yeti, don't blame yourself. It'll all work out in the end, you'll see." Zoey said as she hugged Scott.
"T-Thanks…" Scott sniffled.
Confessional: Zoey
"Poor Scott. Who knew he had a sensitive side? I always thought of him as tough and mean but I guess I was just being prejudiced.
Confessional: Scott
Scott was crying before he began to chuckle and burst into evil laughter before choking on a fly.
Cut to everyone arriving at a cliff with scaffolding on it where Sasquatch and Lindsay were at the top. "Guys! The yeti!" Cameron said as they arrived.
"Aw, it's okay, yeti. The world just can't handle beauty like yours. You're a snowflake! But just like, a lot bigger. Like, I mean, a lot." Lindsay told Sasquatch.
"What's with all the scaffolding?" Scott asked.
"I was trying to turn Boney Island into my personal resort, but the wildlife here scared off all the workers I sent. Wusses." Chris said.
"Don't hurt him! He just has big hairy body issues!" Lindsay said.
"Aw, I hear that. I mean, uh, did you hear that? He's got issues! We gotta take that psycho yeti out!" Jo said.
"I think Lindsay meant to say is-" Cameron tried to say but was interrupted.
"Shut it bubble brain! We need to beat him up!" Jo said.
"That is what Team Rat is going to do! Take this, hairball!" Brick said as he threw a DDB at Sasquatch which gave him baby clothes, making him gasp and everyone else laugh.
Confessional: Brick
"Fine. I'll stay away from fashion from now on. Happy?" Brick sniffled.
Sasquatch angrily jumped up and down, ripping off its clothes and making the scaffolding fall, turning the cliff into a Donkey Kong level. "Men, we'll make a three-prong play against the yeti. One player on the left, one on the right, and one straight down the middle." Lightning told his team.
"What about Private Pudding?" Brick asked.
"Gamer boy? Ah, he's useless. Look at him. He's in his own little world." Scott said as he pointed at Sam lying on the ground.
"Ugh, need game! Any game! Cool…" Sam chuckled as he saw that his hands were pixelated.
"Team Men, go!" Lightning said as they ran.
"How are we gonna rescue Lindsay before they do?" Zoey asked.
"Perhaps we could get someone prettier than Lindsay to lure the yeti away!" Cameron said.
"Oh, hey, I got the goods, but no way am I running up that junk pile in these shoes." Anne Maria said.
"Well, I guess maybe I could try?" Zoey said before Jo shoved her into Mike.
"Maggots, break out the beauty products. I'm going in." Jo said.
"Wait, what!?" Cameron, Zoey and Anne Maria said in shock.
"Well, we need someone strong too right? Just, do whatever you're gonna do already!" Jo said.
Confessional: Jo
"I do this only for the good of the team. It's not makeup. It's war paint." Jo said as she flicked her hair.
Cut to the Rats except Sam running up the scaffolding. "Yeah! Go, Team Man! Sha-bam!" Lightning cheered when Sasquatch threw barrels at them, causing them to fall.
Meanwhile, Sam looked to see the cliff and imagined it as Donkey Kong. "Wha...? Whoa. Video game world. My ultimate gamer dream come true! Still one life left. It's all on me now. Let's do this! It's gamin' time!" Sam said as he ran while making sound effects.
"Wow. Soft Serve's bookin' it." Scott said.
"Beep boop beep boop. Bloop! Bloop!" Sam made noises as Sasquatch rolled down some barrels.
"Sam, look out!" Dakota warned Sam as she came.
"Boop beep boop beep boop. Ha! Hyah! Beep boop beep hyah!" Sam made noises as he grabbed a hammer and began crushing the barrels.
"Look at him sha-go!" Lightning said.
Cut to Anne Maria and Zoey applying make-up to Jo while her back was turned to the camera. "Okay, you're sure this will make me look good? Right?" Jo said.
"Aw yeah, the only person who could give you a smoking hot makeup job like this is me." Anne Maria replied.
"Or a circus clown." Zoey said.
"Hurry, Sam's making good time! Aw, man, we're never gonna–" Mike said as he inhaled.
"Oh, for the love of Pete, you're not paintin' the Sistine Chapel, it's just makeup! Step aside! Dang fool kids. Just get some rouge on her and there! Done!" Chester complained as he shoved Anne Maria and Zoey after taking the brushes from them and applying make-up to Jo.
"Finally." Jo said with her back turned to the camera.
"Ha." Zoey said as everyone looked scared as Brick passed by.
"Aye aye aye!" Brick yelled and collapsed.
"Wow, now I know what they mean by drop-dead knockout. Oh, yeti! Your princess is here!" Jo said as she walked away, her make-up not being seen.
"Um, Jo? You should probably look–" Cameron tried to say but was interrupted.
"Relax, that poor yeti won't know what hit him." Jo said.
"Whoa, what did you guys do to Jo?" Mike asked.
"Uh, what we did to Jo?" Zoey replied.
Cut to Sam walking up the cliff. "Ha ha. Bang. Bloop. Ugh, oh boy. Could really use a... power-up." Sam mumbled as his stamina bar was shown to be 2 while he had one life left.
"Come on, Sam, you're almost there!" Brick cheered.
"Go get him, you crazy couch potato!" Lightning cheered.
"You can do it, Sam!" Dakota cheered.
"Ahhhh! Oof!" Sam yelled as he charged at the Sasquatch and was tossed off the cliff by it.
"Game over." Brick said.
"Have I done all my lives?" Sam asked.
"Uh, hey, uh, sweet little... hairball. Feel like a tall glass of... gorgeous?" Jo asked as she reached the top and posed. She had horrifying make-up on.
"See? That's another what not to do." Lindsay said as she and Sasquatch laughed.
"Hey. What's so funny, you big ape?" Jo angrily said as she threw Sasquatch off the cliff.
"Those were some pretty great moves up there." Dakota told Sam.
"Thanks. People don't give us gamers much credit, but- huh?" Sam said as Sasquatch landed next to him.
"That'll teach you to laugh at a beautiful lady!" Jo said.
"Team Maggot, you've got immunity." Chris said.
"Yeah!" Mike, Anne Maria, Zoey, and Cameron cheered.
"Aw, come on!" Lightning complained.
"Lemme see that." Jo said as she took the mirror from Lindsay and growled when she saw her make-up. "Just add some rouge, huh? Hey Chester, here's a makeover for you!" she angrily said as she began throwing barrels at Mike.
"Ah! What did I do? What did I do?! Someone help!" Mike yelled as he dodged the barrels.
"As much as I'd love to let this go on forever, it's time to head back to camp. Rats, you've got some voting to do." Chris said.
Cut to the elimination. "Well, that was a complete fiasco." Chris said.
"Soldier Boy, you bagged yourself a fashion fail!" Chef called out Brick who looked disappointed.
"And Couch Potato, you just totally dropped the barrel on this one!" Chef called out Sam who looked upset.
"So, one of the Rats is going home tonight. But, it's not gonna be Lightning or Scott. You're both safe." Chris said as he tossed the two their marshmallows.
"Sha-sweet!" Lightning said as he caught it. Brick and Sam both looked nervous.
"Now then, the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom goes to…
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Sam!" he said as Chef tossed him a toxic marshmallow which he barely dodged.
"Aw… Well, looks like I'm out of continues. Sorry I couldn't have been more help to you guys." Sam chuckled as he got up.
"Semper Fi!" Brick said as he got up and saluted.
"Sit down, fool!" Lightning said.
Sam saluted back before he was grabbed by Chef. "Ah!" Sam grunted as Chef took him away.
"Thank you, Chef. Now for something very special. Mutant Maggots, you're probably wondering why I asked you to sit in on this elimination ceremony. I'll need a strong volunteer from each team." Chris said.
"Right here!" Jo said as she got up.
"Ditto!" Scott said as he got up.
"Pack your bags!" Chris said.
"You're hurling them too?" Zoey asked.
"Nah. I don't give people time to pack before they get hurled. These two are switching teams." Chris said as they gasped. Scott and Jo switched places while grinning at each other.
"Hey, teammate?" Scott chuckled as he elbowed Zoey, making Mike look nervous.
"Hey Jo, welcome to my team." Brick said as he extended his hand to her.
"No, welcome to my team." Jo said as she grabbed Brick's arm and crushed it.
"Agh!" Brick yelped back in pain.
"Aw yeah! Team Man remains one hundred percent dude! Ow!" Lightning said before Jo poked him in the eye.
"Get your eyes checked, jockstrap!" Jo angrily said.
Cut to Sam in the catapult. "Any last words before your ride to Loserdom?" Chris asked.
"Yeah, can I get all my handheld game systems back now?" Sam asked Chef who was playing with his GameGuy.
"We'll mail them back to you later." Chef said as Sam sighed.
"Sam, wait!" Dakota said as she came.
"Hey, you came to see me off!" Sam said.
"Aww, I'm gonna miss you. Here, call me, okay?" Dakota said as she gave him her number.
"I may have lost the game, but I won the heart of the girl of my-dreams!" Sam screamed as he was catapulted away.
"Oops. Who will be the next loser hurled? How much can we humiliate them first? And will Lightning ever learn the difference between guys and girls?" Chris said.
"What girl?" Lightning asked.
"Find out next time on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" Chris said.
Cut to Lindsay on Boney Island. "So, do you guys know where the boat is?" Lindsay asked some beavers as they growled at her.
VOTES
Confessional: Lightning
"Gamer Boy's gone insane, he needs to go." Lightning said as she showed a picture of Sam that had a lightning bolt drawn on it.
Confessional: Brick
"Sorry Sam, you're too unfocused without your console thingy." Brick said as he crossed out a picture of Sam.
Confessional: Scott
"Goodbye, sucker." Scott said as he drew clown make-up on a picture of Sam.
Confessional: Sam
"I kind of feel like I fulfilled my purpose on this show so I guess I'm voting myself? I need to go back home so I can play on my consoles! Hey, at least I got booted 5th! That's pretty good, right?" Sam said as he drew some consoles on a picture of himself.
BONUS CLIP
Sam's Audition Tape
Sam was playing a game on his console at his living room. "Yeah, I've got a pretty strict morning routine. Warm up with a little GameBlob, then hit it hard with the Swii or the Twist. Yes! Got the Sorcerer's Medallion! And punched out the ninja overlord! Time for level 113-12! Man, looks like I'll need the fire potion for this one! Thankfully I can buy it in the show with some Ruepps. All in a gamer day's work." Sam said as he gamed when the power went out. "Aw, man. Blew a fuse again? That's cool." he chuckled.
Mutant Maggots: Anne Maria, Cameron, Mike, Scott, Zoey
Toxic Rats: Brick, Jo, Lightning
Eliminated Contestants:
9. Sam
10. Dawn
11. B
12. Dakota
13. Staci
Yup, Sam's gone! I'm guessing this wasn't really surprising lol, I like the dude but this was a good time to boot him. Anyway, with this we have out full AS cast for Gen 2! So that's cool ig lol.