ralph bought black texta
ralph put him in his pencil case
"hiiiii everyone cant wait to be friends" black texta said with a smile
but then ralph bought a new pencil
the pencil was penny the pencil
"alright you little turds i make the rules now" said penny "rule 1 black texta is banned!"
"nooooooo" black texta sobbed but everyone threw him out
everyone except one dissenter
"i think the rules are silly" said gloop
"punish him!" said the wicked penny the pencil
but gloop overpowered the army and defeated penny
"OBJECTION!" shouted john phoenix "this is fake bullshit penny would never be evil!"
"yeah" said penny "black texta made up this story so people would feel back for him"
"you little toerag ill get you for this" black texta ran away