Raw: July 20, 2009

Tonight is the last Raw before Night of Champions. On Sunday, I will be in a Steel Cage match for the Women's Championship against Michelle McCool. Tonight, Torrie and Candice are fighting Michelle and Jillian while I'm on commentary. Maryse is also competing against her sister, Morgan, while Mickie is on commentary. Tonight is going to be busy for the Diva Barrage and Team McCool.

Maryse, Eve, Candice, and Torrie walk in the Diva Barrage locker-room. I was already sitting in the locker-room and was glad to see the four of them together. I'll admit I was a little worried Torrie wouldn't get along with Eve, but they got along perfectly, due to Candice and Maryse. I was thankful for that. I was also worried Torrie and Melina would get into a catfight or something like that because they never got along, but they're both trying their best to get along for the sake of taking out Team McCool.

"We'll make sure to give Michelle and Jillian a good beating for you, Rissa." Candice comments to me.

"Diva Barrage for the win." Torrie remarks. "I'm looking forward to getting my hands on them tonight."

"Tonight is our night." Maryse adds.

"And to the victors go the spoils." Eve comments.

"Do we even have any spoils?" I ask, feeling like there wasn't much to gain other than taking care of Team McCool.

"Not yet, but we will. Plus, after this Sunday, we'll have the Women's Championship back in our ranks, thanks to you."

"I'm looking forward to that." I smile. "Where are the other five?"

"Maria had a family emergency. Brie and Nikki are with Dolph and the Miz. Melina is with Morrison, and I don't know about Kelly." Candice answers.

"Me either." The other three answer for me.

"Well, I might go look for her then." I tell the others. "If she's not busy, it'd be good to have her in this conversation."

As if on cue, Kelly walks in.

"Where have you been?" Torrie asks Kelly immediately.

"Just wandering around. Did a few things for Stephanie because she had a lot to do." Kelly replies.

"Why?"

"So she owes me a favor in the near future."

"Good idea then. We could always use Stephanie owing you a favor if Team McCool pull something over on us."

"That's exactly what I was thinking."

I walked into the locker-room of Legacy and saw Ted and Cody bickering, almost like two little boys fighting over their favorite toy car. I look at them strangely and disappointed.

"Where's Randy?" I ask while shaking my head. "He is the one who maintains the order around here. I don't care what you two are bickering about, but you're acting like children. Do better than that."

"I'm right here." Randy says as he enters through the same door I did and walks out behind me. "Were they acting like little boys again?"

"Yes."

"How about you two go find your girlfriends so I can be alone with mine?" Randy asks, more like a command than a question.

"Fine then." Ted and Cody say before walking past me and Randy before leaving.

"How has my girl been?" Randy asks as he closes the door behind them and wraps his arms around me.

"Good." I respond as I smile. "How's my man?"

"I was okay, but now I'm fantastic."

"I wonder why." I comment sarcastically.

"You and I both know that you know it's because you're here with me now."

"Is that it? You're just too adorable sometimes."

"I know." Randy kisses my cheek.

I pull out my phone and take a picture. "I like this one."

"You love every picture of us together."

"It's because you're always adorable in them."

"That makes me want to be even more adorable."

Randy rolls me over, so I'm on my back. He starts kissing me.

"I got commentary duty tonight. Can't mess up my hair." I tell Randy sternly.

"Oh fine. I'll be adorable later." Randy stops kissing me.

"Ya know, it's funny how you let most everyone else think you're this asshole, but then, you're all kind and caring with me."

"Well, I'm not sleeping with other people."

I laugh. "Is that what it is?"

"Not completely. It's because you're my girlfriend. As far as I'm concerned, you and Al are the only two people I'm always kind and caring to."

"Yeah, that's fair."

"But there's a lot of coworkers I don't like. If they don't talk to me because of how they think I am, I'm fine with that."

"That's fair. I need to get going soon."

"You do? Man, I was wanting more time with you."

"I'll come back."

"You better give me one more kiss before you leave."

"You don't have to ask." I give him one last kiss before leaving.

I just need a little space to call my own

Just a corner of the world where I can be alone

With you…

"This is a Divas Tag Team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Candice Michelle and Torrie Wilson!"

I already had made my entrance and sat at the announce table, so I watch them enter the ring from my seat next to Jerry Lawler. Torrie waves at me.

You're not enough for me (Oh no no)

Just another man in love with me (Just another man ooh)

Gotta open up your eyes and see (hey, hey Oh well)

You're not enough for me (oh no)...

"And their opponents, the team of Michelle McCool and Jillian!"

Michelle hands the referee her title, and the match starts. Jillian starts the match off against Candice. They go back and forth with Right Hands. Candice flings Jillian into a corner. Candice goes to clothesline Jillian, but Jillian moves and tags in Michelle. Michelle hits Candice with a Big Boot and knocks Torrie off the apron before she goes for a pin.

1...2...3!

"Here are your winners, Michelle McCool and Jillian!"

The match was so quick that I hadn't been able to bring myself to speak on commentary during it. I take my headset off as Torrie and Candice roll out of the ring, and I go to check on them.

"Looks like you bitches couldn't get the job done!" Michelle taunts from the ring. "And Marissa won't be able to get the job done this Sunday!"

"Why don't we find out six days early?" I respond before going to take my jacket off.

Torrie and Candice hold me back to stop me. Michelle goes to come after me, but Jillian holds her back.

"Save it for Sunday." Torrie tells me.

I sigh. "Fine."

We head backstage to make sure we can watch Maryse's match without missing anything. Maryse nods at us before she goes to head to the ring.

Pourquoi es-tu si belle?

Pourquoi tu bouges comme ça?

Pourquoi tu me fais mal?

Oh je me sens tout nu…

"This is a Divas match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Montreal, Quebec, she is the Divas Champion, Maryse!"

It feels like I want to let it go (go)

Show you think I'll never ever show (show)

Were burning down the house tonight (tonight)...

"And her opponent, from Montreal, Quebec, Morgan Ouellet!"

Ding! Ding Ding!

The sisters lock up, and Maryse throws Morgan over her shoulder. Morgan gets back up and hits a Blackout, her finisher, which is a Backstabber, on Maryse. Morgan goes for a pin.

1...kickout!

Maryse kicks out. Morgan is frustrated and yells at the referee. Maryse hits her from behind. Maryse hits a French Kiss on Morgan and goes for a pin.

1...2…

Mickie attacks Maryse, causing a Disqualification. Morgan joins in on attacking Maryse. Eve runs down to help Maryse. The four Divas brawl until Morgan pulls Mickie out of the ring.

Sunday couldn't come soon enough.