SmackDown Filming: August 4, 2009

I look at the match card tonight. At my request, Teddy Long put me in a match with another member of the Insurgents, Jillian. She and I had a match a few months ago, and I had won. Michelle, Eve, and Maryse also had a match against Mickie, Katie Lea, and Candice.

I turn around and come to see the man who is technically my brother-in-law now, Paul Levesque, also known as Triple H. He looks at me. I look at him. We remain silent as he sits down next to me

"You forgot my birthday last week." Paul tells me.

I totally forgot his birthday was last Monday, the same day as Dolph's. I remembered Dolph's.

I sigh. "I'm so sorry, Paul. I didn't mean to forget."

"You also forgot Shawn's."

"Well, I'll tell him I'm sorry too."

"Fine. Are you doing stuff tonight after the filming?"

"Yes, my dear brother-in-law, I am. Today's mine and Randy's three month anniversary. While it's not a big deal really, we are supposed to celebrate. Randy told me he just wanted me to stay at the hotel room tonight and celebrate."

"Does that mean you guys are going to have sex tonight?"

I roll my eyes. "First of all, you're the one with daughters. Second of all, mine and Randy's sex life is none of your concern."

"Fine. Just wanted to know what my sister-in-law is up to. I won't ask about it again. By the way, the mother of those daughters is your sister."

"And I don't want to hear about your sex life with Stephanie. Why do you feel the need to nose about what I'm doing with Randy?"

"I like pestering you, I know what Randy's like, and I've heard stories about you two since you've been dating."

I sigh. "Let's just not talk about it. I'm gonna head to my locker-room. See you later."

Paul laughs. "I see how it is. Dodge the conversation for now, Marissa. I'll bring up the stories again. Tell Randy that I said hi. See you later."

"I'll tell Randy hi for you."

"I hope you brought your bikini." Michelle tells me as I enter.

"Why?" I ask with confusion.

"Teddy Long said that we all had to wrestle in bikinis tonight." Maryse explains to me.

"He really loves making the Divas look like sluts." Eve adds.

"This is stupid. I don't think it's Teddy though. Something must be going on. I'll be back." I go to leave.

"Where are you going?"

"To Legacy's locker-room, my emergency bikini contest stuff is with Randy."

"I'll go with you. I need to talk to John." Michelle says before standing up and following me.

"Okay."

As we walk down the hall, I turn to ask Michelle a question.

"So what's up with John?" I ask with a smirk.

"We've sort of gotten back together. We just hadn't made it well known yet."

"I've been figuring that had been going on. Did you ever figure out who shot him?"

"Some dude. I can't remember his name. He got arrested."

"Okay. That's good at least."

"We split up here. See you in a bit. Good luck."

"Thanks."

Michelle leaves towards John's locker-room. I go to Legacy's locker-room.

I knock on the door. Ted opens it and lets me in.

I sit next to Randy who is on the couch. "You still have my bikini?"

"Yeah...why?"

"Because I have to wrestle in a bikini tonight."

"Oh geez. Was this Teddy Long's idea?"

"Supposedly, I think something's going on."

"This really makes the Divas look like sluts."

"Tell me about it."

"Well, you're a McMahon. Do something about it."

"You know what, I am a McMahon and the WWE Women's Champion. I should. Go with me."

"Okay." Randy laughs as he stands up.

"Thank you." I tell Randy as we exit the locker-room.

When we find Teddy's office, I don't even knock on the door. I just walk in. Teddy Long and Vickie Guerrero stop their discussion and look at me and Randy.

"Teddy," I say with an annoyed tone. "Could you please explain to me why I was told to wrestle in a bikini tonight?"

Vickie gives me an irritated look. "Marissa, you need…"

I cut Vickie off. "I was talking to Teddy."

"The Insurgents had the bikini idea. Melina and Jillian thought it would help the Divas match be hyped up for SummerSlam." Teddy tells me.

"I don't wrestle in bikinis. Why don't we just have a bikini contest instead?"

"That's actually not a bad idea. You can tell your girls they can wear their ring gear, and you and Jillian will have a bikini contest. I'll tell her."

"Got it."

"Marissa," Vickie crosses her arms. "You also need to stop being a disrespectful bitch."

"Vickie, I'm a McMahon. I answer to no one." I give her a menacing look. "Is that understood?"

"Yes…yes, ma'am."

I hated using my last name to get something, but wrestling in bikinis was a ridiculous idea.

Jillian and I are standing in the ring with Jerry Lawler. A pink silk robe is covering her bikini while a light blue robe is covering mine. I hated this, but at least Jerry couldn't joke about "puppies" anymore since the show is PG now.

"Jillian will go first." Jerry tells everyone.

The music hits, and Jillian takes her robe off. She's wearing an orange bikini that's showing most of her ass. Jillian dances around the ring and shakes her ass in front of the camera. Some people cheer. I'm not impressed. I've been in plenty of bikini contests before. I can beat her.

"Your turn, Marissa." Jerry tells me.

The music hits again. I take my robe off and people already start to cheer. My bikini is the same blue as my robe. I dance around some and, on the inside of the ring, jump up and do splits just like Melina's, just to taunt Melina a bit. Jillian looks pissed off. I guess she didn't realize I can do the splits like that too.

"And our winner is Marissa!" Jerry announces.

Melina runs down to the ring, but I escape with my robe and championship and head backstage.

Randy smirks at me. "You still got it."

"I never lost it." I say.

Randy hands me a white rose and smiles. "Happy three month anniversary."

I chuckle before smiling. "Happy anniversary. To be honest, I never thought I'd be backstage at an episode of SmackDown in a bikini holding a white rose, a robe, and the Women's Championship."

"Crazy things happen, especially in this business. Now, let's go. The Miz and Evan Bourne keep looking at your ass. I don't like it."

"Jealous are we?"

"Jealous isn't the right word. I just think it's too much, and we both know Miz is a bit of a creep."

I put the robe back on. "Let's go. I want to change into something else before the girls have their Tag Team match."

"Is there a particular reason for that?"

"You never know if I need to get involved."

All the ladies tell the fellas

We can do what they can do

We can do it even better in broken heels…

"And their opponents, the team of Michelle McCool, Eve Torres, and Maryse, The Divas of Domination!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Michelle and Mickie start the match off. I sit in Legacy's locker-room, now in their t-shirt and a pair of jean shorts, with them and John Cena to watch the match.

Michelle hits Mickie with a Big Boot. Katie Lea distracts the referee, and Candice slaps Michelle. Maryse attacks Candice from behind. Eve attacks Katie Lea. Michelle is distracted. Mickie recovers and rolls Michelle up into a pin.

1...kickout!

The four Divas on the outside are busy brawling. Melina runs down to the ring to be the interference and help the Insurgents. She goes to attack Maryse, but Maryse ducks. Melina accidentally hits Candice. Maryse hits Melina from behind and goes back to the Divas of Domination's corner. Michelle Irish Whips Mickie into the corner and tags Maryse in.

Maryse goes to work on Mickie. Michelle and Eve, however, have to fend off three Divas. They're outnumbered.

I look at the boys. "I'm going out there."

"Go ahead." Randy tells me. "You know what you need to do."

I run through the halls and the guerilla and down the ramp to ringside. Melina is helping Candice beat on Michelle. I grab Melina and throw her into the barricade. Michelle and Eve deal with the other two and head to the corner. Maryse tags Eve in. Mickie manages to tag Candice in.

Eve and Candice brawl on the ground for a while. Eve pulls Candice up and hits a DDT on Candice. Eve then bounds to the top rope and hits a Moonsault. I stop Melina from interfering by grabbing her leg. Eve goes for a pin.

1...2...3!

"Here are your winners, the Divas of Domination!"

Melina, Mickie, and Katie Lea stumble up the ramp, leaving Candice alone in the ring. I look deviously at my Divas of Domination teammates.

"Grab me a table please." I look to Eve.

"On it." Eve says before rushing under the ring.

"Maryse, could you help her?"

"Yes, ma'am." Maryse replies before rolling out of the ring.

"I've got an idea. Michelle, want to give her a Faithbreaker from the top rope through the table?"

"Yes!" Michelle responds eagerly.

Maryse and Eve slide the table in. I help them set the table up. I grab Candice and help Michelle get her positioned correctly. She hits the Faithbreaker through the table, pulls out the red sharpie, and writes DoD on Candice's forehead. Our theme plays through the arena as we stand tall in the ring.