Raw: August 10, 2009

Michelle and I watched the argument that we had stumbled upon going on between Melina and Morgan from afar. Morgan looked like she was about to leave the Insurgents.

"You said I was going to have it a lot better than it was for me in Team McCool! You lied to me!" Morgan yells at Melina.

"You do have it a lot better!" Melina yells back, clearly getting frustrated.

"I never got punted by Marissa while a part of Team McCool!"

"That really surprises me since she caught you making out with Chris while they were together, and you had a one-night stand with him while he was with Michelle. It really makes you look like a whore. Oh wait, you are a whore."

I can tell by the look on Michelle's face that she didn't know that. I gripped her arm in an attempt to calm her.

"And you're a bitch! I'm done with the Insurgents!" Morgan stomps off.

"Bye, Whoregan." Melina turns and walks off in the other direction.

Michelle and I look at each other.

We speak at the same time. "I still don't like her."

"So agreed that we don't try to recruit her?" I ask Michelle.

Michelle nods. "Agreed."

"Should we tell Maryse about this?"

"Probably not a bad idea."

"Are you okay?"

"I will be."

"Let me know if you need anything."

"I will. What're you doing tonight?"

"Kelly has a match against Mickie tonight. I'm going to manage Kelly and likely mess with Mickie."

"Good for you."

"I have time to kill though. I need to find something to do."

"I wouldn't suggest sleeping with Randy to kill that time. Last Tuesday night, y'all were way too loud. Plus, I wouldn't want to risk getting caught at work."

I smirk. "I might."

Michelle rolls her eyes. "Seriously?"

I shrug. "It was a joke."

"If I were you, I'd keep it that way."

I roll my eyes. "You know what? I'm gonna go find Randy."

"I'm sure Randy wants to stick his tongue down your throat anyway." Michelle laughs. "Go find him and have fun."

"I will."

I sit with Randy in Catering and explain the argument to him. "So basically to sum up everything I just explained, Melina and Morgan got into it, Morgan apparently has been sleeping with Chris again, and Morgan left the Insurgents."

Randy laughs. "Well, it may be the beginning of the end for the Insurgents. Good for you."

"I hope you're right."

Triple H walks over to us. "So Randy, I heard you had my sister-in-law barely able to walk Wednesday morning."

I look away and blush some, without saying a word about it.

"Who exactly told you about that anyway?" Randy asks with clear annoyance.

"John."

"I'm going to kill him." I mutter.

"You can do that after this discussion is over."

Randy wraps his arm around my waist. "Why are you so concerned about our sex life anyway? That's a bit personal."

"Stephanie and Shane told me to keep an eye on you guys." Triple H answers.

"Seriously?" I ask before I roll my eyes. "They do realize Randy and I have known each other for fifteen years, right? We can keep things between us, especially our sex life."

"Yeah." Triple H sees how angry I am. "I think I'm going to go."

"Good idea. By the way, if you're gonna tell Stephanie and Shane, blame me, not Randy."

Triple H gives me a thumbs up before walking away.

"Why are you taking the blame?" Randy asks me quietly.

"Because having a second round Tuesday night was my idea." I answer. "We both know that."

"By the way," Ted comments as he sits with us. "Please keep the moaning down next time. I was up all night long that night because of you two."

"Sorry."

"It's fine now." Ted leaves us to find Maryse.

Randy kisses my neck. "Man, you're amazing."

I give Randy a stern look. "Not now. I am accompanying Kelly to her match against Mickie in a little bit."

Randy pouts a little. "Aw, but kissing you gets me motivated to do what I need to at work."

"Fine, but no sneaking peeks at my bra."

Randy kisses my neck. I know why he always wants to kiss me somewhere while we're in public. He does it to show that I'm his girl because he likes showing me off, which isn't necessary at all, but I don't mind.

"Isn't that sweet? You two are having a public moment yet again. I know why you have these little public moments, Marissa. It's because Chris never loved you." Mickie laughs.

"The last time you teased me about my relationship, you got cake in your face. I can do it again." I narrow my eyes at Mickie.

"I dare you to try."

"Is there a problem, Mickie?" Kelly asks as she walks up to us.

"Yeah, Kelly, there is a problem. The problem is that you are getting involved in other people's business." Mickie retorts.

"Sounds more like you than me. Marissa and Randy are just enjoying their relationship, and you're jealous. That's all."

Mickie gets in Kelly's face. "Watch what you say. It could get you in trouble with the Insurgents."

"Do I look scared to you? See you in the ring, Mickie."

Mickie shoves past Kelly and walks away.

Holla

So all my girls in the back say hoo

'Cause you know just how we do

Side to side, and front to back

If you ain't taking that

(Holla)...

"This Divas match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Marissa, from Jacksonville, Florida, Kelly Kelly!"

("Obsession" plays)

"And her opponent, from Richmond, Virginia, she is the WWE Divas Champion, Mickie James!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Kelly and Mickie lock up. Mickie gets the advantage and locks in a Sleeper Hold. Kelly gets out of it and slaps Mickie. Kelly then hits a Thesz Press on Mickie. Kelly starts punching Mickie in the face. The referee pulls Kelly off of Mickie. Mickie rolls off to the side. While the referee is distracted, I nail Mickie with a Right Hand. She rolls towards Kelly. Kelly grabs Mickie and hits a K2 before pinning her.

1...2...3!

"Here is your winner, Kelly Kelly!"

Kelly rolls out of the ring with Mickie's WWE Divas Championship. She holds it up and looks in Mickie's direction before dropping it. To be honest, I think Kelly would be a good Divas Champion. Kelly and I head backstage.

Eve joins us at the guerilla, and we all walk together back to the Divas of Domination locker-room. Before we get there, Kelly stops us.

"Can I trust you guys to keep a secret?" Kelly asks nervously.

"What is it?" Eve questions with concern.

"I like Miz, and he asked me out on a date. I just don't want many people to know until I see how the date goes." Kelly explains. "But I need advice going into it and wanted to ask you for help."

Eve and I share a look.

I smile. "Tell Ryse she owes me fifty bucks."

"Why?" Kelly asks, confused.

"We made a bet on whether or not you had a thing for him. I said you did. Kel, you were being a little obvious, but I'll only tell Ryse. She won't tell anyone."

"Oh. Oops. I'm glad I earned you fifty dollars at least."

I laugh. "Thanks, Kel."