SmackDown Filming: August 11, 2009

I finished curling my hair and looked in the mirror to admire it. I was managing Kelly again and Michelle and Maryse for their match against Melina and Beth. I am a little sad that I wasn't wrestling, but at least I can support my friends.

I exit my locker-room before I walk into Catering and sit with Shawn Michaels. Shawn grabs me a cookie.

"Try the cookie. They're amazing." Shawn says to me.

"What if I don't wanna?" I ask to irk him.

"Do it."

"No."

"Do it."

"No."

"Marissa…"

"Shawn…"

"Eat the cookie."

"Fine." I sigh in defeat.

The cookie isn't that bad. I eat the entire cookie.

"By the way, I'm sorry for forgetting your birthday." I told him as I had realized I'd forgotten.

"It's okay. I understand that you're busy a lot these days, but Paul told Stephanie and Shane about Wednesday morning for his payback because you also forgot his birthday recently."

I roll my eyes. "He had no reason to do that. What Randy and I do isn't his business, let alone Stephanie and Shane's business. I'm gonna get him back for this."

"I heard nothing. Nothing at all."

"This stays between you and me, Michaels."

"Yes, ma'am. Anyway, how're things going between you and Randy lately?"

"Honestly, if we're talking just between me and Randy, things have been great. I don't think I've ever been this happy in a relationship."

"Why do I feel like there's a but in there?"

"Because there is. Things between Randy and I are great, but this whole Mickie jealousy thing and not leaving us alone is driving me a bit nuts."

"Do you know why she's jealous?"

"They slept together at one point, but it was so long ago. Plus, Randy made it clear it was a one night stand. She sees me with him, and it makes her angry because she still holds feelings for him. He didn't even know she had feelings for him until after sleeping with her."

"How long ago did they…?"

"Over three years ago. He's made it clear he's not interested. She just won't drop it."

"Well, you may have to take it upon yourself to see that she receives that message."

After I leave Catering, I head to Legacy's locker-room, deciding I wanted some time with my boyfriend before I had to be on TV.

Randy smiles at me as I walk in. "Hello, you beautiful, stunning woman."

"Hola hombre guapo." I reply as I sit on the couch.

"What?"

"Hello handsome man."

"I like being called handsome."

"Of course you do."

"What can I say? I am quite handsome. How many foreign languages do you know anyway?"

"Just French and Spanish."

"Do you and Maryse have French conservations sometimes so no one can understand?"

"Duh, Randy."

"Just asking, Rissa."

"Okay. Okay, Randy. I know that."

"What's on your agenda tonight?"

"Managing and...more managing."

"That sucks for you. You need to wrestle. It's what you do."

"I know, but I can mess with the Insurgents."

"True. Have fun."

"I will."

"By the way, you talking in a foreign language is so hot."

I raise an eyebrow. "It is?"

"Very hot actually. Do you know dirty words in French and Spanish?"

I hesitate before answering. "Yes."

"I'd love to hear you talk dirty to me in a foreign language."

"Do we have to bring this up when I'm about to head off to go manage the girls?"

"It only got brought up because you started speaking Spanish to me. I'm just saying if I knew some foreign languages, I'd use them to talk dirty to you."

"I know you would. I'm not saying I wouldn't. I just would rather talk about it at the hotel."

"Why? We're alone. We've been rather…intimate at work before. I just want to put it out there that we should try."

"You encouraging intimacy between us at work is exactly why there's been stories going around about us lately. I really need to go soon."

"Okay I'll let you go, but I do want to continue this conversation as well as discuss what's bothering you because you seem bothered. I'll save it for the hotel though." Randy looks at my lips. "May I have a kiss?"

"You may." I kiss him. "See you later."

Melina and Beth are already in the ring. Michelle, Maryse, Eve, and I stood at the guerilla.

All the ladies tell the fellas

We can do what they can do

We can do it even better in broken heels…

The four of us walk towards the ring.

"And their opponents, the Divas of Domination!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Maryse and Melina hit each other with right hands. Eve and I are pounding on the ring and chanting for Maryse. Maryse gets the upperhand and clotheslines Melina. Maryse pulls her up, but Melina rolls Maryse into a pin.

1...kickout!

Melina quickly tags in the Glamazon. Beth attacks Maryse from behind. Melina laughs as she climbs back on the apron. Michelle mouths bitch at Melina. Melina shoots her a dirty look.

Maryse is getting completely beat down from Beth. Beth lifts her up for a Glam Slam. Eve distracts the referee while I stand on the apron in front of Beth in an attempt to distract her. Beth hits Maryse with a Glam Slam anyway before going for a pin. The referee goes to count her pin.

1...2…kickout!

Maryse kicking out was a miracle. She scurries to the corner and tags Michelle. Michelle runs to Beth and clotheslines her. Beth rolls to her corner and tags Melina.

Melina and Michelle attack each other. Michelle has the upper hand for a while, but Melina manages to take control and hits the Last Call.

1...2...3!

"Here are your winners, Melina and Beth Phoenix!"

I roll Michelle out of the ring. Maryse and Eve follow us up the ramp.

"You guys are pathetic." Melina laughs. "There's no way you'll beat me and Mickie at SummerSlam."

I look at my teammates. "I'm tired of being on the sidelines. I'm gonna go kick her ass."

They all nod at me. I ran back towards the ring and hit a Thesz Press on Melina. I continue to punch her. Beth tries to pull me off but the others attack her. The rest of the Insurgents run down to the ring. Kelly, Brie, Nikki, Torrie, and the others on our side run down to assist us.

However, Teddy Long has everyone except Kelly and Mickie escorted backstage before anything can happen. I guess I won't be there for her match. Teddy lectures us about causing chaos, which I don't listen to really anyway, but I only see Kelly making Mickie tap out to end the match.