Raw: September 7, 2009

I admired my outfit for the ring tonight. I wore the t-shirt of my faction, a pair of converse, and a pair of tight black shorts that had a small version of Randy's symbol on the side. I pull my hair up into a ponytail. I was told a little bit ago I have a match tonight, but I didn't know who I was against. Randy was supposed to go to look at the match card for me. As if on cue, Randy peeks his head in.

"Is it just you and me right now?" Randy asks.

"Everyone else is in Catering." I answer. "Why?"

"I wanted to know if it's actually happening. We never have time alone at work."

"We really are alone right now, Randal. Now, please tell me who I'm facing."

"It's more like who we're facing."

"We're facing?"

"It's an Intergender Tag Team match against Miz and Kelly."

I smirk at Randy. "I like this. The Miz needs to be beat up and to be taught his lesson."

"You also have an interview segment."

"Ugh, sometimes, I hate doing those."

"You'll be fine, Rissa. If Miz, Kelly, or someone else has the audacity to interrupt, then I expect that you'll give them a nice slap across the face. Don't take that disrespect."

"Thanks, I guess. I'm not sure if you meant that as a compliment or not honestly."

"It was a compliment, Rissa. You should slap anyone who has the audacity to interrupt your interview. You're entitled to that right at this point. Go talk your shit and hype up our match tonight."

"Go talk my shit and hype up our match, huh?" I laugh. "I guess I can do that. How come you don't have an interview?"

Randy shrugs. "I don't know. It's not like I booked the show. Maybe it's because you're a better talker than I am. You definitely can cut better promos than me."

"I don't think that's true. You know how to talk."

"I'm not saying I don't, but don't be all humble when we're the only ones in the room. You're a better talker than I am. You probably need to get going to film your interview soon."

"Yeah, yeah, I'll go do that." I stand up and kiss Randy's cheek. "See you in a little bit."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time." Todd Grisham says while facing the camera. "She is the WWE Women's Champion, Marissa."

The camera turns towards me.

I cross my arms. "Hi, Todd, what do you want to ask me? Ask away."

Todd nods. "Now, Marissa, this Sunday at Breaking Point, you'll be facing Kelly Kelly with your WWE Women's Championship on the line. However, some of the fans think you are afraid of her. Are you?"

That's almost an insult, maybe even a little offensive since I've never once indicated I'm afraid of Kelly.

I scoff at the question. "Todd, that is a very funny question. It seems these fans have forgotten who made the challenge on last week's episode of SmackDown. I made the challenge to Kelly after I beat her down for saying things about people I care about. I am not afraid of her. You know what, Kelly probably started that rumor herself because she knows she can't beat me."

"Okay, thank you for sharing your side. Are one of those people, who you referred to as people you care about, the WWE Champion, Randy Orton?"

"Where have you been, Todd? Of course it is. Kelly had no right to bring up his past."

"You did bring up their previous one night stand, why?"

"To Randy, Kelly was just one night. I, on the other hand, am Randy's girlfriend of four months. I believe Kelly is jealous of me because of this. Kelly Kelly can act like this is about her thinking she can take my WWE Women's Championship, but I know that's not the truth. The truth is that Kelly is delusional and thinks she's gonna steal my man, who has absolutely no interest in her. However, at the end of the day, the reason why doesn't matter, I'm gonna beat Kelly this Sunday and still be the WWE Women's Champion."

"What are your thoughts on all of the chaos going on with Kane right now?"

"Todd, I am basically the Queen of Chaos. I thrive off of chaos, but Kane doesn't know what he has done by trying to use me to get to Randy. Kane has unleashed the Viper on himself. No one is responsible for what happens to Kane but himself."

"Do you have any idea what the Viper has planned for Kane?"

"I wish I knew. Randy has kept it a secret from me. This is the kind of situation where Randy will take care of things himself. That's all I really need to know, and…"

"You need to wish you have a chance of beating Kelly at Breaking Point and both of us tonight." The Miz comments as he interrupts me.

"Oh, trust me, Miz, I know what my chances are. They are great." I slap him across the face. "Just like my chances tonight. See you in the ring."

Miz holds his cheek as I walk away. I'm ready to go win this Tag Team match tonight.

Holla

So all my girls in the back say hoo

'Cause you know just how we do

Side to side, and front to back

If you ain't taking that

(Holla)...

"This is an Intergender Tag Team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Kelly Kelly and the Miz!"

I hear voices in my head

They council me

They understand

They talk to me…

"And their opponents, the team of the WWE Women's Champion, Marissa, and the WWE Champion, Randy Orton!"

We walk down and enter the ring. My eyes never leave Kelly's. I notice how Randy keeps himself between me and our opponents, likely due to Miz.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Randy and Miz start the match off. Kelly and I both get on the apron. Miz takes off towards Randy, and Randy throws Miz over the ropes. Randy takes his Legacy shirt off and drops it on the apron by my feet before rolling out of the ring to go after Miz. I watch this with amusement as I'd been waiting to watch Miz get beat on.

Randy grabs Miz by his hair.

1!

The Miz tries to get away, but Randy stops him and throws Miz into the ring.

2!

Randy gets back in the ring. However, Miz starts getting hits in on Randy. Miz Irish Whips Randy into a corner and starts punching him in the face. The referee has to pull Miz off. Randy falls over.

"Come on Randy!" I yell.

"He's going to lose!" Miz yells back.

Miz mocks Randy's pose before picking Randy up.

Miz pulls Randy right in front of me. "Watch your boyfriend get beat to death!"

Miz goes to pull Randy away from me and towards the middle of the ring, but he doesn't notice me tagging into the match, making me the legal competitor instead of Randy.

Miz still thinks he is fighting Randy, so I easily blindside him from behind. Randy rolls out of the ring. I throw punches at Miz.

"You've been training." Miz mutters.

"Of course I have." I respond smugly. "I'm the Women's Champion. What do you think I do during my free time?"

Miz reverses an Arm Drag and Irish Whips me into a corner. He runs at me with an attempt to hit a Clothesline, but I jump onto the top turnbuckle at the last second to avoid it. I grab Miz and use a Sunset Flip-like maneuver to get him into a pin.

1...2…

Kelly delivers an Axehandle to my back to break up the pin. Miz gets up and hits the Skull Crushing Finale on me. I feel him pin me.

1...2...kickout!

That was close. I managed to kick out in the last moment.

I hear the crowd chanting Queen of Chaos in my favor, so I guess that's going to stick with me. Miz is freaking out, yelling, and screaming in frustration. He finally walks over and tags Kelly in as I stand up. I look towards Randy. Neither of us are one hundred percent at the moment. I still want to fight in this match.

"I got this." I smile at Randy.

Randy nods. "I know."

Kelly pulls me up by my hair and slams me on the ground. When I get back up, she hits me with a Dropkick and pins me.

1...2...kickout!

I got to keep going for us.

"Give up!" Kelly yells as she picks me up. "You won't win!"

I use this opportunity to slap Kelly across the face. She lets go of me and holds her cheek. I Irish Whip Kelly into a corner and lift her onto the top turnbuckle. I get up to the top with her and perform a Superplex.

We both land hard on the ground. I crawl over to her and pin her.

1…

Miz pulls me off of her. He starts yelling at me, but I can't understand him, nor do I care to try to hear whatever he has to say. I decided to slap him on the other side of his face that I didn't slap during my interview.

Miz gets in my face. "Who do you think you are?"

I smirk. "I'm the Women's Champion."

I thought he was going to try something, but Randy stepped between us to intimidate Miz. Miz backs off. Randy goes back to our corner. I turn around and get hit by a Clothesline. Kelly then picks me up and goes for a K2. However, I managed to avoid it and throw her on the ground. I go to the corner opposite of her. I decided to perform a Superkick on her. However, when I go for it, Kelly grabs my leg and throws me on the ground. She locks me in a Sleeper Hold. I hear the chants for me start over again. I look to my corner. Randy is going insane, urging me to keep going. I won't tap. I can't tap.

I stand myself up, but Kelly won't let go. It's a fight for who is a better wrestler and more crafty in the ring. I knew that was me and not Kelly. What could I do? I quickly get an idea.

I ram Kelly in the ribs a few times. She lets go. I hit a Superkick. She crawls over towards Miz. Miz tags in. He goes for me, but I dodge him and hit another Superkick.

The crowd starts chanting for me to tag Randy in.

I walk over to Randy and hold my hand out. Randy tags in.

Randy points at Miz. "Let's do a Double RKO."

I know exactly what to do. Randy and Edge used to do this when Rated RKO was a thing. We both grab Miz. Randy takes one side while I take the other. We gave each other an understanding look and hit the Double RKO. Kelly runs in, but I Superkick her again. Randy pins Miz.

1...2...3!

"Here are your winners, Marissa and Randy Orton!"

We celebrate in the ring. I let a smile form on my face as I hear Michael Cole say something about how the Viper and the Queen of Chaos are very compatible with each other. Randy puts an arm around me as we start to exit the ring.

We turn towards the ramp as we hear an explosion. The lights turn red, and Kane's music hits. We can't see him. We look around. I notice that part of the canvas starts to move. Then, it starts to tear. I nudge Randy and show him. He steps in front of me. Kane comes up through the canvas with a microphone.

"Randy…" Kane draws out. "I am issuing a challenge to you. I want to face you in an I Quit Match this Sunday at Breaking Point for the WWE Championship!"

Randy starts laughing, confusing me. "That's funny, Kane. My plan was to challenge you to that exact match, so you've got it."

They stare at each other for a moment before Kane goes back down through the hole. Randy and I leave the ring as Randy's song hits.

As Randy and I arrive in the locker-room, Ted bows down to me. I give him a confused look.

"You beat up Cody and now the Miz. I have complete respect for you." Ted tells me. "Nothing but respect."

I laugh and pat him on the head. "Thanks, Ted."

"Sunday is going to be interesting." Michelle comments.

"Damn right it is." John adds. "We should all go to a bar on Friday night to have fun before the pay-per-view."

"Why Friday?" Eve questions.

"So we can be sure no one has a hangover at Breaking Point."

"That's understandable." Cody mutters. "We can drink more if we go Friday instead of Saturday.

"Ted," Randy gives Ted a stern look. "If you're getting the rental car, get a car with eight seats this time or else."

"Or else what?" Ted asks with a raised eyebrow.

"Lap sitting in a car isn't the most comfortable for either person. If Marissa has to do it again, you're next in line to get the same sort of beating Cody got while training with her."

"Maryse would protect me from the beating in question, right, babe?"

"No." Maryse responds. "I'm not gonna get in the middle of all that. Just get a car with enough seats. Marissa, being the smallest of us, will get subjected to being the one sitting in a lap, probably Randy's, if you don't. If she's stuck doing it again, I'm staying out of it."

"You're on your own, Teddy." I smirk.

"Fine, I'll try my best to get enough seats. I'm headed out. I know you two are probably wanting to get out of your ring gear."

"We are. Actually, it would be awesome if you guys gave us like ten minutes in private to do that."

The others nod in understanding and exit the locker-room.

I look at Randy as we both start changing out of our ring gear. "Listen, I'm not thrilled about you giving Kane a WWE Championship match, even though I know it's not you giving in but because you want to get your hands on him and finish this, but please, be as careful as you can be when you face him."

Randy nods. "I will. He supposedly started this over wanting my WWE Championship. I'm just wanting to put him in his place, retain the WWE Championship, and move on from this."