SmackDown Filming: September 8, 2009

I looked at my teammates, who are also in ring gear, and smiled. We had this match in the bag. The Divas of Domination are facing Kelly Kelly, Melina, Natalya, and the WWE Divas Champion, Mickie James in an Eight Diva Tag Team match tonight.

We all had issues with all four of these women because we believe messing with one of us means messing with all of us. It's probably really obvious what our problems with Kelly, Melina, and Mickie are, but it isn't the same with Natalya. Our problem with Natalya is that she called Eve talentless.

I knew our opponents would try everything in their power to win tonight to get the momentum for Kelly and Mickie going into Breaking Point. I am going to do everything in my power to make sure that doesn't happen. My team is going to win. Michelle, Eve, Maryse, and I are arguably one of the best factions in this era to a lot of the WWE Universe. Sure, we have had our fair share of problems, but no one is perfect. We have a good reputation where it counts though, and right now, I knew we all had each other's backs.

Michelle let a smile appear on her face. "I want to beat up Melina so bad."

Maryse smirks. "Same with Mickie. I will once again be Divas Champion this Sunday."

"Somebody's gonna get their ass kicked." Eve sings to the tune of the beginning of Mark Henry's theme song.

"Ah...Mark Henry. Haven't seen him in forever."

"Same here. I love his theme song though. It's one of my favorites. It just totally matches his vibes."

"There are better themes than that." I comment.

"Name one." Maryse retorts. "Personally, I don't think there's many that fit the wrestler better than Mark Henry's theme song."

"John's theme song is better than Mark Henry's theme song." Michelle answers.

"That's so biased. John made his theme song and sings it."

"Hey, I'm still allowed to say that. It's a good theme song and totally fits him."

"You're so biased." I responded. "Plus, Randy's theme is better than John's. Is John even really doing what's considered singing in that? He raps in it."

"Randy's theme isn't better than John's."

"Yes, it is. Hell, John's current theme song isn't even his best one. I was a big fan of Basic Thuganomics to be honest with you."

"You're double wrong. John's current theme song is his best one and better than Randy's. Ryse, Eve, what do you think?"

"Honestly, I'm on Rissa's side here. Randy's theme song is pretty good and fits him well." Eve answers.

"Sorry, Chelle, but Orton's song is better. To be fair though, I've never been a big fan of rap music, and I like rock music." Maryse adds. "And Basic Thuganomics was better."

Michelle rolls her eyes. "That's like saying Randy's old Burn in my Light theme song is better than his current song, and Randy didn't even like that old theme song. I'm going to find John. See you guys in guerilla. Maybe you all can develop a better taste in music before our match tonight."

"Whatever." I mutter.

Maryse shakes her head as Michelle leaves. "That girl doesn't respect the word life. How did we even end up in this conversation?"

"I have no clue." I shrug as I stand up. "I'm gonna find Randy. I'll also see you guys in guerilla."


I found Randy in Catering. I sat down with him and planted a kiss on his lips.

"Michelle has insulted you." I joke.

Randy looked at me curiously. "How exactly?"

"She said John's theme is better than yours and was arguing with the rest of us on it."

"That's so biased...did you guys have a group vote on this or something then?"

"Maryse and Eve said yours is better. We had an in depth conversation about theme songs earlier."

"I'll leave them be then. I'm ribbing Michelle for this."

"It sounds like you're just looking for an excuse to mess with someone, Randy."

"Maybe I am. I haven't truly jokingly messed with someone in a while."

"I can get in on this, right?"

"I can't be the prank king without my queen."

"So I'm the prank queen and the Queen of Chaos now?"

"Yes, the Queen of Chaos suits you. I have a prank idea. I'm going to pay someone to dress up as the clown from It."

"Michelle hates Pennywise. She's gonna kill you."

"She won't know it was me."

"She's smarter than you think she is. I think she's more than capable of finding out it was you behind it."

"Fine, if she finds out without you telling her, I'll do whatever you want for a week. You can decide everything we do together for a week, plus you can make me do things for you, and I won't argue with you on it."

"Okay."

"But if she doesn't find out or you tell her, you will have to do the same for me."

I hesitate for a second before holding out my hand. "Fine, you've got a deal."

"Good." Randy smiles as he shakes my hand. "I'm definitely going to win, babe."

"In your dreams, Orton" I remark as I go to walk away.

Randy walks behind me and kisses me. "I'm already got a plan for what to do with you after I win."

"But you won't win."

"Yes, I will."

"I have my doubts about that."

"You'll see."

"No, I won't, Randy, because I'm gonna win."

Suddenly, Randy just pulls me really close to him. "You will lose."

"I am a winner, Randal Keith."

"So am I, Marissa Lynn."

"Ooooh. Battle of the Egos." Mickie commented as she approached us.

"Leave us alone, Mickie." Randy tightens his grip on me as my mood quickly changes.

"Why should I? I can do what I want."

"Because we've been over this like a thousand times. Randy isn't into you, and we just want you to leave us alone. Pissing me off isn't a good idea tonight anyway. Your chances of beating me will get even smaller tonight because anger fuels me in the ring." I respond.

"I will beat you tonight, and I will beat Maryse to retain my championship on Sunday. I also hope Kelly beats you on Sunday, so you'll lose yours."

"It's not gonna happen. Oh and if you didn't know, Kelly has a thing for Randy too. That must make it hard for you two to get along."

"Whatever, not everyone has a thing for Randy."

"I know that, but the two of you do."

"Keep on being delusional, Marissa. See you in the ring." Mickie walks away.

Ted and Maryse walk over towards us, seemingly concerned. I waved the pair over.

"Kane's here, and he doesn't seem too happy." Ted quietly tells us. "I think he is up to something."

"That's likely." Randy sighs before looking at me. "Be careful tonight."

"Got it." I nod. "You should be careful too."

Randy wraps his arms around my waist. "Babe, it's impossible for me while I'm worried about your safety."

"Try, Randal."

Ted chuckles. "Randal."

Randy gives Ted an irritated glare before turning back to me. "Good luck, beautiful. Your match is next. You two ladies need to get to guerilla."

I smile before kissing Randy, and then, I leave to go to guerilla with Maryse.


All the ladies tell the fellas

We can do what they can do

We can do it even better in broken heels…

"And their opponents, The Divas of Domination!"

All four of us enter the ring. I smile at Mickie and Kelly before walking over to my corner.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Mickie and I end up starting the match off. We stare each other down before locking up with each other. Mickie puts me in a Sleeper Hold. I get out of it. She and I lock up once again. I shove her through the ropes and onto the apron. I stand near her and wait for her to get up. When she gets up, she goes for a shot to my face. I block it and kick her in the stomach. Since she's in the perfect position, I hit Randy's Draping DDT. I smile at Maryse, who nods at me. I walk over and tag her in.

Maryse pulls Mickie up by her hair, but Mickie slaps her and runs to tag in Kelly. Kelly runs in and hits a Thesz Press. Kelly grabs Maryse's hair and slams her head on the mat a few times before the referee pulls her off of Maryse.

Mickie, Melina, and Natalya chant for Kelly. In retaliation, Michelle, Eve, and I start a chant for Maryse, which the crowd joins in for.

Maryse Clotheslines Kelly to the ground. Maryse does her signature taunt. Natalya goes into the ring after Maryse. Eve goes to attack her, but Natalya throws her out of the ring. Michelle runs in and hits a Big Boot on Natalya. Melina runs in and hits a Clothesline on Michelle. I ran in. Melina goes for a Right Hand, but I block her and hit a few of my own on Melina. Mickie runs in and hits a Thesz Press on me. However, I stop Mickie's punches and headbutt her. She gets off of me, and I stand up.

I see that Kelly and Maryse are recovered and watching us. I stand next to Maryse as Mickie stands next to Kelly. Mickie hits Maryse which causes a Disqualification since Mickie isn't the legal participant for her team, granted it was kind of a dumb call from the referee. Maryse and I look at each other for a moment before attacking our respective Breaking Point opponents. I hit Kelly with a Thesz Press and continue to hit her. Then, Kelly manages to get on top of me and unloads punches on me.

Kelly starts pulling on my hair. I get her off of me only to get up and receive a MickDT from Mickie. Kelly and Mickie then pick me up. Mickie holds me back as Kelly starts to punch me. However, I elbow my way out of Mickie's grasp to escape, and Kelly's next punch ends up accidentally hitting Mickie in the face.

Since Mickie is out of the way, Kelly tries to roll out of the ring. However, I stop her and lock in a Figure Four. Kelly immediately starts to tap, but I keep the submission in for a few more minutes before releasing her. I roll out of the ring and walk up the ramp with my teammates and championship as our song plays. I will beat Kelly on Sunday. I'm certain of it.