Raw: September 14, 2009

I am a little bored tonight since Randy headed home earlier. My friends all had their boyfriends to hang out with. I was throwing this random bouncy ball I found at the ceiling in the Divas of Domination locker-room. Someone knocks on the door.

"It's open!" I yell without stopping the ball.

Trish opens the door. "Hey, Rissa. Guess who is the Raw guest host tonight."

"You? There's no way you're here for no reason."

"Of course." Trish laughs. "So I heard Maryse is out of action this week. Mickie and some of her buddies want an Eight Diva Tag Team match against you guys. I was thinking you, Michelle, and Eve could use some Stratusfaction on your team for one night only."

"You can never go wrong with that. Thank you, Trish."

"Not a problem, and Randy will get his rematch at Hell in a Cell. He can pick the stipulation."

"Okay, I'll be sure to let him know about that. Thank you."

"Do you have any preferences on your opponent at Hell in a Cell?"

"Not yet. Is it true there's a new Irish Diva? I heard some rumors about that going around today. She's supposedly here tonight."

"Yeah, I heard she's pretty good and dating that Sheamus guy."

"I want to see her in action soon then. I do like new competition."

"I hope you do get to see her then. So where is Randy tonight then?"

"Back in Saint Louis, Randy's sister got abused, and the guy is threatening her. Randy went home to help scare the asshole off."

"That's crazy. Is she okay?"

"I'm sure she will be. The family is taking good care of her. I'm sure Randy is gonna lose his shit on the guy though."

"Randy would be justified in doing that though."

"I know. I wish I could be there for support."

"I'm sure you do. It's only two more days."

"Yeah, I'm glad to see you, but I'm hoping these two days go by fast because I want to be home."

"I don't blame you. Call the other girls. Let's get together and talk about our strategy."

Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha, Oh!

Oh it's time to rock and roll.

This time I'm in control.

Right now I own the streets.

I got the keys to the city.

That's cause I get down…

Trish, Michelle, Eve, and I enter the ring. We grab a microphone that I immediately hand to Trish.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday night Raw!" Trish smiles at the audience.

"What's up, WWE Universe?" I greet the audience to get a cheer.

"We're here, live in...wherever we're at. I can't remember." Trish smirks as the audience laughs at her joke. "Just kidding, we're in my hometown of Toronto! Anyhow, I am tonight's guest host, so I'm in charge tonight. My first order of business is the main event of Hell in a Cell. I have decided that at Hell in a Cell, Randy Orton will get a rematch with Kane for the WWE Championship, and Orton will get to pick the stipulation. My second order of business is Mickie James and her little team have challenged the Divas of Domination to an Eight Diva Tag Team match tonight. However, Maryse is out for the week, so they need a fourth partner. I have decided their partner will be...the seven time WWE Women's Champion, myself, Trish Stratus. And that match will be...right now!"

("Obsession" plays)

Mickie and Melina walk out to the ring. They stand at the end of the ramp to wait on their Tag Team partners.

Holla

So all my girls in the back say hoo

'Cause you know just how we do

Side to side, and front to back

If you ain't taking that

(Holla)...

Kelly walks out to the ring with a red haired woman.

I tap Trish on the shoulder. "Is that the new Diva we were talking about?"

Trish nods. "Yeah."

"Well, shit."

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Kelly and Eve start off the match. They lock up and attempt to put each other in Sleeper Holds. Kelly finally gets Eve in one, but Eve escapes and starts beating on Kelly. Eve keeps unloading Right Hands until Kelly blocks her and hits a clothesline. Kelly tags in this new Diva.

The new Diva glares right at me before grabbing Eve and hitting a High Cross, a move I recognized from Sheamus. The new Diva pins Eve.

1...kickout!

Eve kicks out. The new Diva goes after Eve, but Eve hits the new Diva with a Dropkick and tags me in.

I run in, and the new Diva and I stand face to face with each other. She was taller than me, but I am much more experienced. Her height advantage wouldn't be enough to get one over on me.

"Your title will be mine, lass." The new Diva tells me in a thick Irish accent.

"Get in line, sweetheart. I'm not losing it any time soon." I hit the new Diva with a Clothesline.

I knock the other three Divas on the opposing team off the apron. The new Diva rolls me into a Cradle and holds my trunks.

1...2...kickout!

I kicked out at the last second. The new Diva tags in Mickie.

Mickie hits me with a Thesz Press. She unloads punches on me, but I manage to shove her off. I grab her and lock in an Armbar. Melina breaks the hold and yells at me.

Michelle runs in and hits Melina with a Big Boot. Kelly hits Michelle with a K2. Eve hits Kelly with a Tornado DDT. The new Diva hits Eve with a Brogue Kick, another move she took from Sheamus. Trish hits the new Diva with a Chick Kick. Mickie hits Trish with a MickDT. I hit Mickie with a RKO and tagged in a recovered Michelle.

Michelle runs in, but Mickie tags in Melina. Melina kicks Michelle in the gut, hits a Last Call, and goes for a pin. Trish breaks it before it even gets to one and slaps Melina. Michelle hits Melina with a Big Boot and goes for the pin.

1...2...kickout!

Michelle tags in Trish. Trish immediately hits a Chick Kick and goes for a pin on Melina.

1...2...kickout!

Melina quickly runs to her corner and tags back in the new Diva. The new Diva hits Trish with another Brogue Kick and goes for a pin.

1...2...kickout!

The new Diva tries again to pin Trish but this time, the new Diva has her feet on the ropes for leverage.

1...kickout!

The new Diva holds Trish's arm out and glares at me. "Tag in, Marissa!"

I tag myself in. The new Diva and I have a standoff in the middle of the ring. We lock up, and she flings me across the ring by my hair. She runs at me and kicks me in the gut. I roll out of the ring to get recovered. She runs after me, and I throw her into the ringpost. I roll back into the ring. The new Diva follows me. I hit her with a Big Boot. She falls to the ground.

I crouch to her level. "Still want to fight me?"

I get back up and get in a corner. I go for the Punt Kick, but the new Diva grabs my leg and pulls me down. We both get back up. The new Diva grabs me and performs a Brogue Kick on me. She goes for a pin.

1...2...kickout!

"Stay down!" The new Diva yells in frustration.

She goes for yet another Brogue Kick, but I duck and hit a RKO. I immediately pin her.

1...2...3!

"Here are your winners, the team of Eve Torres, Michelle McCool, Trish Stratus, and the WWE Women's Champion, Marissa!"

We raise our arms up in victory. The new Diva blindsided me with an attack from behind. I fell to the ground. The new Diva goes to attack me some more, but referees escort her to the back. The girls rush to my side and crouch by me.

"Are you okay?" Eve asks with clear concern.

"I'm fine." I say quietly. "But that bitch is done for."

Michelle and Trish help me up. Eve hands me my Women's Championship, and we head backstage.

As we get to the Divas of Domination locker-room, Maryse hands me my cell phone.

"That was a hard hit you took after the match. Your boyfriend has called your phone a couple times. I answered once because I knew he had to be freaked and told him I'd have you call him when you got in here. You should probably call him back." Maryse tells me.

"Thanks for telling me." I shake my head. "I should call him back."

I sit on the couch and call Randy's number.

Randy: "Hey, babe. Are you doing okay?"

Me: "I'm fine. I just took a few bumps and bruises."

Randy: "You sure?"

Me: "I'm fine, Randal."

Randy: "I'm worried, babe. It doesn't help that I'm in Saint Louis. I can't just wait for you to get backstage and then be like oh she's fine."

Me: "I know. I understand. Listen, there's still most of Raw to get through, but I'll call you back when I get the hotel. Okay? We can talk all you want then, but I promise you that I'm okay."

Randy: "Okay, Rissa. Don't forget to call."

Me: "I won't. Bye, Randy."

I hang up my phone. "I'm going home tomorrow morning."

"Why?" Eve raises an eyebrow.

"I miss Randy a bunch, I miss home, and I need to be there for his sister too. Honestly, I just want to go home." I pull out my laptop and book a plane home in just a few hours. "All done, Vince will just have to get over me going home. Will you guys be okay with just two?"

"Don't worry." Michelle gives me an assuring smile. "We'll be fine."

"You sure?"

"I'm positive. Rissa, go home to be with your man. Eve and I will hold things down tomorrow, and next Monday, all four of us can get back to work."

"Sounds like a plan. By the way, if any of you get any information on this new bitch while you're at SmackDown tomorrow, I'd appreciate hearing it."

Maryse grins. "We've got you covered. I'm still going to SmackDown even though I'm not cleared. It'll give me something to do. Don't worry, Rissa, we'll help you get back at her."

"Good because I'm already prepared to scheme my way into getting payback on her."