Raw: September 28, 2009
"I'm not pregnant." I comment to Ryse, Chelle, and Eve as I exit the bathroom with the pregnancy test in my hand. "It's negative."
"That's good." Eve responds. "You'll be fine and able to wrestle."
"And kick Emily's ass." Michelle adds.
"Six days…" I mutter as I sit on the couch. "I need my Randy. Where are the guys at right now?"
"I don't know. John said that they were all going to look at cars for some reason today, but they should be here by now."
"Doubt that's actually what they're doing." Ryse comments. "They're up to something. When do they go do something without us and keep details so vague?"
"What would they be doing?"
I hear the door open, and a pair of hands cover my eyes.
"Guess who?" Randy quietly asks.
"I don't know." I tease while I get anxious as the pregnancy test is still in my hand. "Maybe my sexy boyfriend."
Randy kisses my cheek. "Correct."
The girls quietly leave the room, knowing that Randy would see the test and that we should talk in private.
Randy sees the pregnancy test and looks at me. I look down and bite my lip anxiously. Randy swipes the pregnancy test out of my hands to look at it. I don't look up. Randy cups my face and gently turns my face towards him. I try to avoid eye contact.
"Rissa, want to explain something?" Randy asks with concern. "Is it yours?"
"I...um...well...yeah." I give Randy an apologetic look.
"Rissa…"
"I didn't want you to stress out about it."
"You should've told me."
"I know...I'm sorry, Randy."
"It's negative."
"I know. I'm not pregnant."
"But still…"
"I know. I already said that I'm sorry."
"Why did you take it then?"
"That night at your house. And I'm late."
"Oh...are you sure you're not pregnant?"
"Yes, Randy. I'm sorry."
"It's okay, Rissa." Randy wraps his arms around me. "But if something like this comes up again, know that you can tell me."
"Thanks, Randy."
"Now, let's worry about this later and focus on work for now. I'm opening up Raw. Do you want to come with me?"
"Sure."
I hear voices in my head
They council me
They understand
They talk to me…
Randy and I walk out holding hands. I enter the ring first with Randy holding the ropes to let me in. He enters behind me with a microphone.
"This Sunday…" Randy starts pacing around the ring. "I will be facing Kane inside Hell...in a Cell. I know many of you people believe I am afraid of Kane and will lose once more to him. Well, here's a newsflash for all of you! I am not afraid of Kane! And I will leave Hell in a Cell the WWE Champion! It doesn't matter what it takes! I will beat Kane!"
I put a comforting hand on his chest.
Randy takes a deep breath. "Thank you, Marissa. This Sunday, my inner monster will come through and fight the Big Red Monster. Trust me. The Viper will come out victorious, and I will have my Queen of Chaos at my side as WWE Women's Champion."
The lights suddenly turn red, and an explosion is heard. Randy and I look to see Kane's titantron play, but Kane is nowhere to be seen. I then get pulled down to the ground and see Kane pulling me towards the hole he has came up through in the ring mat. I try kicking Kane away.
"Randy!" I yell in panic.
Randy sees me and tries to pull me away from Kane. Kane keeps his grip on me. I continue to kick at him.
Suddenly, I see Ted and Cody run towards the ring. They slip in the ring and start beating on Kane to help. Kane lets go of me. I ran over to the other side of the ring. Randy joins in with beating on Kane. Miz and a druid run in to help Kane. Cody hits a CrossRhodes on Miz, and Randy RKOs the druid. He pulls the hood off of it. This druid is Jamie Noble. No wonder he was taken out so easily.
Jack Swagger runs towards the ring. Ted knocks him out with a chair.
"Ladies and gentlemen," John Laurinaitis walks out on stage. "I am John Laurinaitis, the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations here in the WWE. I am here because…"
"You were fired." I say as I hold my own microphone.
"And now rehired."
"What the hell are you doing out here?"
"I am here because you and Legacy need to be aware of who you're dealing with. Kane is the Big Red Monster, and, with me on his side, he is a force to be reckoned with. He is undefeatable. You will regret getting on his bad side."
I hear a slam on the mat. Kane had double Chokeslammed Ted and Cody. I look at Randy. Randy moves to stand protectively in front of me. Someone grabs me from behind. It's Miz. Randy goes to save me, but Kane grabs his neck. Kane lifts Randy up and hits a Chokeslam. Kane walks over to me and touches my face, making me physically recoil.
"What a pretty little girl you are. Too bad Orton won't make it out of Hell in a Cell to see you." Kane says with a chuckle.
"Get away from me, you creep." I spit at him.
Kane gets closer to me. "No, no one is going to save you now. I can do whatever I want to you."
"I said get away from me."
Kane presses his lips on mine. I am absolutely repulsed and disgusted. I kick him in his manhood. Kane falls to the ground. I low blow Miz. I throw Jamie Noble out of the ring. Cody gets up and hits Jack Swagger with another CrossRhodes. Ted gets up and stands next to us. Ted and Cody grab Randy and help Randy backstage. I stayed close to the trio, with that disgusting ass kiss running through my mind, unsure if any of the three men had seen it.
"He kissed me." I tell Randy as I rinse my mouth with mouthwash.
"Oh that's it!" Randy yells. "Kane is a dead man!"
Randy gets up to leave, but John pushes him back onto the couch.
"Not tonight." John gives Randy a serious look. "You've already been Chokeslammed. You're hurt."
"He's a dead man." Randy mutters.
"You'll get your revenge." Ted reassures Randy. "Just wait."
"Did you hear what Rissa said? He kissed her! No one kisses my girlfriend except me!"
"Randy...please, just leave it alone for tonight." I say as I move to his side. "I'd prefer you not get Chokeslammed again."
"But Rissa…"
"Don't, Randy. Just leave it alone."
"Fine…"
The boys look at me in shock. No one ever got Randy to leave something alone like I did. Randy pulls me next to him. I snuggle into his chest.
"He's gonna get it." Randy whispers as he runs his fingers through my hair.
"I know." I tell him as I get comfortable. "But save it for Hell in a Cell. It's only six days."
"Six days too long."
"Should we give you two some privacy?" Cody asks.
"Yes."
The guys all exit the locker-room. I remain cuddled into Randy's chest.
"I really am sorry about the whole pregnancy test thing." I whisper.
"I know. I'm not mad at you." Randy assures me before sighing. "It just worries me that you didn't think you could tell me."
"You just were so worried and stressed about Kane already. I didn't want to add on to it."
"I get that, but I was thinking about it too."
"How would you have responded if it had been positive?"
"I would've been happy, but I would've worried I was forcing it on you. I know you want kids and know you're going to be an amazing mom, but with how well your career is going right now, I know it's not what you want right now."
"I wouldn't have felt you were forcing it on me. I would've accepted it if it was positive, but you're right that it's not really what I want right now. In a couple years, things may be different but not now. I think I'm gonna see if I can see a doctor about birth control when we get home."
Randy nods. "I'll be better about remembering condoms too. I'm so sorry about what Kane did to you tonight."
"It's not your fault."
"I feel like it is. I could've protected you better."
"I don't blame you, and I know you'll kick his ass for it. I only stopped you tonight because you're a little hurt, but I know you'll get him."
"Damn right I will."
