SmackDown Filming: September 29, 2009

I hold my championship in my hands and look down at it. This championship is what Emily wants to take from me. I am the rightful WWE Women's Champion, and she won't take this championship from me. I will do everything in my power to retain this Sunday at Hell in a Cell.

Maryse and Eve walk in with the cake I requested. I smile. I'm using this cake to lure Emily out after Michelle's match against Mickie.

"Such a shame this cake won't be eaten." I comment as I look at it.

"I know." Maryse adds. "They did a great job."

"No one can resist cake."

Legacy walks in to greet all of us.

"Oh...there's cake." Ted says before going to grab a piece. "I want some."

Maryse smacks his hand. "No, it's our lure. You're not eating it."

"A lure?" Cody questions.

"Yes, Cody. It's a lure."

"For who?" Randy asks.

"Emily." Eve and I answer.

"No one can resist cake."

"Why do you think we chose cake?" I ask with sarcasm.

"What are you going to do with it?"

"Smash it in her face. It goes with the cake rule. You can't have cake on wrestling television without it ending up all over someone."

"Sad, it looks tasty, but not as tasty as my girlfriend."

"Did you seriously just say that?" Ted gives Randy a grossed out look.

"Yeah I did. Got a problem?" Randy narrowed his eyes.

"Nope, I have no problem."

"Good "

Maryse's phone starts to ring.

"It's Morgan." Maryse tells the rest of us.

"Answer it." I tell her.

"Hey…"

"...Good"

"...luring Emily out to attack her."

"...I know she's a bitch."

"...yeah, how's the pregnancy going?"

"...I can't wait 'til November to find out."

"...I think it's a girl."

"...I'm sure we can soon. Tell Michelle I said hi."

"...Okay. Bye."

Maryse hangs up. "Morgan wants us to come see her soon."

"Who's Michelle?" Cody gives Maryse a confused look.

"Hers and Morgan's younger sister." Ted answers.

"There's three of them?"

"Don't worry." Maryse laughs. "Only three."

"Where are our Michelle and John?" Eve questions.

"Trying to book a chapel for their wedding." I answer. "They need to lock down a venue."

"I can't believe they already set an ideal date for the wedding."

"November 7...October is going to be a busy month for all of us."

"Well…" Randy thinks. "There's Hell in a Cell, Bragging Rights, Halloween, and planning for the wedding going on."

"Shit, I need to get ideas on who to recruit for my Divas team for Team Raw. Maryse is injured, and Michelle and Eve are technically SmackDown Divas."

"You're the captain for the Divas team for Team Raw?" Cody asks me.

"Yes."

"Who's the SmackDown Divas captain?"

"I don't know. I haven't taken the time to try to find out yet."

"It's Natalya." Eve answers as she rolls her eyes.

"Raw is winning that one then." Randy smirks at me.

"I feel lonely. I'm the only SmackDown person here."

"SmackDown is still better than ECW." Ted assures Eve. "They don't even get to participate. You can be our intel."

"True. Who's the main captain for Raw?"

"DX are co-captains." I explain.

"Oh, Chris is our main captain."

"And he picked Natalya for Divas team captain?"

"He originally was going to pick Michelle, but he knew she wouldn't face you."

"Actually…" Michelle walks in, seemingly disappointed. "Creative caught me a little while ago and wanted to start to break us up, and they think they could start with me captaining the Divas team for Team SmackDown. Chris said he would tell Natalya that the captain spot was given to me instead if you want to do this."

"Does this mean you'll split from the group eventually?" I shake my head.

"Yes, what do you think?"

Everyone looks at me expectantly.

"I knew this was going to happen eventually. Let's do it. Just don't let the feud get between our friendship." I answer.

"Deal, I'll tell Creative you agreed, and I'll tell Chris that I accept. Bye!" Michelle leaves.

"Creative is full of assholes, except Stephanie." Maryse mutters.

"I know, but I knew it was going to happen eventually." I explain. "But you, me, and Eve will still be a team...at least for a while. I'm so pissed though."

You're not enough for me (Oh no no)

Just another man in love with me (Just another man ooh)

Gotta open up your eyes and see (hey, hey Oh well)

You're not enough for me (oh no)...

"And her opponent, from Palatka, Florida, Michelle McCool!"

Michelle enters the ring.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Michelle and Mickie lock up. Mickie puts Michelle in a Sleeper Hold, but Michelle escapes. Mickie goes for a Clothesline. Michelle ducks and hits a Big Boot. She pins Mickie.

1...2…

Emily attacks Michelle. The referee calls for a disqualification. Michelle rolls out of the ring.

"Woah, wait a second, Emily. Marissa, Eve, Maryse, and I got you a welcome to WWE surprise. Bring it out here, ladies." Michelle announces.

Eve and I bring the cake into the ring. We show Emily the cake.

"I can't believe you're doing this, even though I'm facing Marissa on Sunday." Emily looks at us. "Thanks."

I give Michelle the look to signal to attack Emily. Michelle blindsides Emily. Eve helps Michelle attack her while I hold the cake. Once Emily is weakened enough, I look at Michelle and Eve.

"Hold her!" I order.

Eve and Michelle do as told. I smash the cake in Emily's face.

"There is one very important rule you don't know." I get in Emily's face. "Never mess with the Divas of Domination! Did you really think after how you've targeted us that we're gonna play nice with you? That's not how things are gonna work. You have started this little game with us, but we're gonna call the shots. See you Sunday, bitch."

I drop the microphone, and the Divas of Domination walk backstage.

"So what now?" Michelle asks.

"I'm gonna beat Emily on Sunday, and we're gonna enjoy this while we still can." I answer. "I'm kinda pissed about them wanting to split us, but I'm gonna take what I still can of this while I can. We're the best thing going in the Divas division, and everyone knows it. Splitting us is bullshit, and I'm gonna find a way to prove it."