Raw: October 12, 2009

"I've got the full results of the trade Nancy O'Dell made." I tell Michelle, Eve, Maryse, and both of the Bella Twins.

"Who's traded?" Maryse asks. "This is a big deal for all of us.

"You." I point to Eve. "Are now a member of the Raw roster."

"You called it." Eve smiles at me. "Glad to get more time with you.

"Totally agree with you there. You two are on Raw as well." I point to the twins.

"Yes! Raw is way better than ECW!" Nikki exclaims.

"This is awesome!" Brie adds. "What else?"

"Melina has been traded to Raw. Mickie James and Beth Phoenix to SmackDown, and Rosa Mendes to ECW."

"Not bad."

"Let's just see how this trade affects us. I have a feeling not everything from this will be good."

"You guys may want to pay attention to this match too, especially considering Mickie is going to SmackDown." Michelle says to the rest of us.

We all turn to the TV to watch Mickie James and Jillian wrestle for the Divas Championship.

Jillian rolls Mickie into a pin and uses the ropes for leverage.

1...2...3!

"Here is your winner and the NEW WWE Divas Champion, Jillian!"

Jillian starts to celebrate by singing Paparazzi by Lady Gaga, but she is interrupted by Nancy O'Dell.

"Please! You have to stop. My ears are hurting so badly right now." Nancy tells Jillian. "I'm so sorry to cut the celebration short, but you see. I made a phone call to the other GMs over the weekend, and I made a major Divas trade. Now, the good news for you...you are still on Raw. The bad news is that you have to defend your Divas title against Raw's newest acquisition right now, and she's someone who knows a thing or two about the paparazzi."

("Paparazzi" plays)

Melina walks out and enters the ring.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Melina hits her finisher, the Last Call, on Jillian and pins her.

1...2...3!

"Here is your winner and the NEW WWE Divas Champion, Melina!"

"No!" I yell in frustration. "I liked Jillian as Divas Champ!"

"Now, we've just got another bitch as Divas Champion." Nikki mutters. "Just wonderful."

"I can't believe it." Santino Marella says to begin the segment. "I'm standing right here next to WWE magazine's Sexy Superfan of the month, and you are sexy."

"Thank you." Nancy responds.

"You know I was thinking. Maybe, you could use another male anchor on Access Hollywood. Check this out. Could it be? Judge Reinhold and Fred Savage in Vice Versa 2. Stay tuned to Access Hollywood to find out. What'd you think?"

"Not so bad." Maria and Nancy both tell Santino.

Beth shoves Santino out of the way. "I can't believe what I just heard. Word is around the locker-room that I've been traded to SmackDown."

"Oh, that is true." Nancy tells Beth. "You are no longer on Raw."

"How dare you? Just because you have a bum knee from Dancing with the Stars, don't think I won't finish off the job."

"Beth, just listen. Let's all just calm down right now."

"I will not calm down. What you're gonna do is pick up the phone. You're gonna call Teddy Long, and you're gonna have me traded back to Raw. Or I'm gonna make sure that you and the little Greek Barbie doll regret your decision. Do I make myself clear?"

Maria speaks up. "I think it's clear that everyone is pretty ecstatic that you're finally being traded off of Raw."

Beth throws Maria against the wall. "You wanna say that again? Do you have any idea what I can do to you?"

I walk over and grab Beth's arm. "Beth, really? Just back off. Okay?"

"Don't touch me, McMahon. Your daddy won't save you from me."

"I'm not scared of you, and Maria shouldn't be either. If you have a problem with me, we'll settle it in the ring. I've beat you before. I have no problem doing it again to send you packing from Raw."

"Wait." Maria looks at me and Beth. "It's been a lifelong dream to wrestle in the WWE. I'll compete against you, Beth, with a few other Divas in a Tag Team match tonight."

"I'll make it official." Nancy tells us.

"Good." Beth says before walking away.

"What did I just get myself into?" Maria asks. "Maybe I shouldn't have asked if I could wrestle tonight. That Beth is kinda scary."

"You'll be fine." I give Maria a reassuring look. "My girls and I will have your back."

All the ladies tell the fellas

We can do what they can do

We can do it even better in broken heels…

"And their opponents, first, representing the Divas of Domination, Eve Torres and Marissa!"

Maria and Nancy walk out.

"And their partner; You've seen her on One Tree Hill, Fantastic Four, and, coming up, you can see her in the dark comedy, Serial Buddies, Maria Menounos!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

I start off against Alicia Fox. We hit each other with Right Hands. I hit her a few times with Dropkicks. I jump off the top rope to hit a Crossbody on her and pin her.

1...kickout!

I send Alicia across the ring with an Arm Drag and tag in Maria. We work together to Irish Whip Alicia into the ropes and hit her with a Double Clothesline. Maria throws Alicia across the ring twice. Alicia puts Maria on her shoulders and goes to tag Beth, but Maria rolls her into a Cradle.

1...2...kickout!

Alicia tags in Beth. Beth gets in Maria's face and yells at her. Maria slaps Beth before tagging in Eve. Beth tags in Rosa. Rosa hits Eve and goes to give Maria a Cheapshot, but Maria blocks and hits her. Eve hits a DDT and a Moonsault on Rosa. Eve goes for the pin.

1...2...3!

"Here are your winners, the team of Marissa, Eve Torres, and Maria Menounos!"

Nancy walks in the ring, and we all raise our arms in victory. I hugged Maria. Maria and Beth glare at each other.

"Thanks so much." Maria says to all of us. "It was an honor."

"No problem." I respond with a grin. "I enjoy seeing someone so invested in our business."

Michelle and Maryse hand Nancy and Maria each a Divas of Domination t-shirt.

"On us." Eve tells both of them.

"Thanks." Nancy gives all of us an appreciative look. "Now, let's go find a Superstar to bug, like Chris Jericho."

"Tell Chris we say hi." I laugh. "And if you happen to see Randy Orton, could you tell him that I'm looking for him?"

"Okay, we can do that. Is there something going on with you and Orton?"

"Nancy," Maria shakes her head. "It's pretty well known they're dating. Randy is her boyfriend."

"Oh…" Nancy turns to me. "I must be out of the loop a little. How long have you been together?"

"A little bit over five months. He took me out to dinner to celebrate our five month anniversary this past Saturday."

"Aww...that's sweet. I'll make sure to tell him you're looking for him if we see him."

"Thanks, I appreciate that."

Michelle looks at me. "Couldn't you just text, Randy?"

"Yeah but I kinda feel like just doing that instead of texting him. He may not check his phone."

"I see. Anyway, should I go light blue or dark blue for your guys' and Layla's bridesmaid's dresses?"

"Light blue." Eve, Ryse, and I all simultaneously answer.

"Then, it's settled then. I'm going to go talk to John." Michelle opens the door and looks at me. "Rissa, you've got company."

Randy walks in as Michelle exits. Eve and Ryse mess with their phones to keep themselves occupied.

Randy puts his arm around me. "Sending Nancy O'Dell to tell me that you're looking for me isn't cool, Rissa."

"Cut me some slack, Randy. I can't always rely on you to check your phone, and I'm feeling needy." I cuddle into him. "We've been so busy that I've only seen you for like twenty minutes today."

"Sure, babe. Whatever you say, Rissa." Randy rolls his eyes at me.

"It's true, Randy. You know I feel a little needy sometimes. Hell, you like when I feel needy, and we both know it. You…"

I stop speaking as Randy kisses me. I let him kiss me without trying to continue talking. Ted and Cody walk in. Ted coughs to try to get us to stop kissing. We ignore him. Ted sits with Maryse and rolls his eyes. Cody sits with Eve. Randy and I continue to kiss.

"Are you two done yet?" Ted asks as he crosses his arms.

We both roll our eyes and stop kissing.

"Now we are." Randy gives Ted a dirty look. "For now. But I'll kiss her whenever I want. We've only seen each other for twenty minutes since we've gotten to work today."

"So now it's an excuse? I'm putting your sweatshirt on." I put Randy's sweatshirt that he left in here earlier on. "Also, Ted, don't you and Cody have a Triple Threat match against John soon. Shouldn't you worry about that instead of what Randy and I are doing? John will kick your ass if you aren't focused."

Randy wraps his arms around me and smiles. "Actually, as your leader, Ted, I'm ordering you to focus on your match instead of what Rissa and I are doing. Rissa, you do look good in my sweatshirt."

"Thanks, babe."